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Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 11 April 2008: Actually, if manners are involved, the largest transgression IN manners is to point out the flaws in someone else's manners, which is actually a "catch-22", because merely by explaining this to you, I am being rude, you see?
The original post... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: I like the way you're thinking!!!
YAY!!! LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES!!!!!!!!!!
The teacher is having a spelling bee. Does Anyone know a word that begins with the letter A? Little Johnny's hand shoots up first. The teacher mentally goes over all of the w... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: "5"!!! Dammit. No more posting when I am sober.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: The LIQUID PANTY REMOVER or the "q1604"
1 part lime juice
1 part vodka
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Spill one on floor...
Wepeat
OOOPS!!!!!! PANTIES ON HEAD!!!!!!!!!! Wheeee!!!!!!!!!!
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Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: HA HA HA ha ha ha...
THESE ARE SO GREAT! Keep 'em coming!
I've decided to adopt mandy7, eyeswideopen and q1605. What's the significance of q and 1605? I'm just nosey and like to know these things...
Here's one that Mandy reminded me of.
A wo... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi were arguing about *When Life Begins*.
The Priest proclaimed, in no uncertain terms "I believe, as does the Holy Roman Catholic Church, that Life Itself Begins at the MOMENT of Conception!".
The Minister, not want... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: GWAPES!!!!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: That's so funny! My daughter called it wet wine last week too!
I think that we should all pitch in and get Uncie Phil's Chicken Bazooka and bring it along to the Bar-B. If it's military issue, it should only cost a couple of million poun... (read in full...)
I have brown vaginal discharge, what could it be?
Q. Hey, This is one for the ladies, I know this topic sounds horrible but I'd really appreaciate your help. I have vaginal discharge that is a brown colour... it's quite mucassy. I had a normal period the week before last. Any ideas? I have abdomi...
A. 6 April 2008: You could be having a bit of spotting around your ovulation. It normally is just a bit of brown or red discharge, but not enough to soak more than a pad. If it's also quite slippery, it's probably just that. If you also DON'T feel crampy, but ... (read in full...)
Why did this boy wait until I liked someone else? He's confusing me!
Q. right well ive got a bit of a problem. ive liked this guy 'j' for months and months, maybe over a year? the minute i set eyes on him i fancied the ats off of him, although i never in a million years thought he would go for someone like me, but hey,...
A. 6 April 2008: I'm not sure WHY he waited until you weren't single to profess feelings for you.
I remember this, I did this "dance" with someone when I was your age. We both liked each other, at different times, but the timing was always "Off". I have to tell... (read in full...)
Should I know how I feel after 5mths of dating?
Q. Is 5 months enough time to know how you feel for someone you're dating?...
A. 6 April 2008: It should be! Trust in yourself and your own feelings, what ever they may be.... (read in full...)
Should I wait for my military man or cut it off? What do you think?
Q. I'm getting depressed , My crush is military and recently deployed right now, he's stationed far from where I am. Before he left, I email him wishing luck and asked him a rhetorical question as how many people does he know that care for him as I...
A. 6 April 2008: If you REALLY like him, and aren't planning on breaking off with him, LET HIM KNOW! I don't see the harm in sending any love letters overseas!... (read in full...)
He loves me and I love him but his temper causes him to hit me and I'm pregnant!
Q. Me and my boyfriend have just turned two years and I'm five months pregnant with a beautiful little girl. There is one problem though, he has a really bad temper. Sometimes he throws me around or slaps the back of my head hard and I atleast cry once ...
A. 6 April 2008: Please, Please LEAVE THIS MAN. Listen to all of the people that have written. This will only get worse, and keeping yourself and your baby should be your main concern. There are shelters for battered women if you can't go back to your parents ... (read in full...)
Why this feeling of urination in the middle of the sexual act, even while fingering?? May it be female ejaculation?
Q. Hey this is a really embarrassing question! Ive recently started having sex with my boyfriend and everything is great only for one thing. Everytime we have sex when he goes into me deep i fell the urge to pee. It will not go away and i always have ...
A. 6 April 2008: It's also the feeling that you get from your "G" spot. It's a perfectly normal sensation, and it can lead to squirting. Just make sure that you go pee before sex. AND AFTER - very important in preventing urinary tract infections.... (read in full...)
Should I wait for my military man or cut it off? What do you think?
Q. I'm getting depressed , My crush is military and recently deployed right now, he's stationed far from where I am. Before he left, I email him wishing luck and asked him a rhetorical question as how many people does he know that care for him as I...
A. 6 April 2008: The common theory is that you should never break off with your military man while he is off on assignment, just out of concern for him and kindness. Imagine, if YOU are depressed being here alone, how depressed and DISTRACTED he would be overseas ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 6 April 2008: ALL LATECOMERS WELCOME!
Bring your own protective eye wear, BP's, nasal spray, Depends, paper towels for spit takes and other clean ups, ear plugs, Tom Jones and CAFFEINE. Also Martini's and various drinks. No admission unless you have a reci... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: Efalump Cocktail
Two scoops of Ice Cream
One scoop of Efalump
Hopefully, not from Behind Efalump.
Efalump patties!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: OMG!!!!
Found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious! I might have known it was a fellow nutter! Doppelgangers or twins separated at birth????????????
How totally bizarre. It's like the telephone game of jokes in two different countries! Have to wond... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: Wow, Seriously? Can you send me the link? Love Kismet!!! I may have a fellow traveller there! Love that.
There Are NO Coincidences, There Is Only God In Sunglasses and a False Mustache.
I'd love to read it!
BIG SCRUNCHIE HUGS AND KISSES. ... (read in full...)
I had an affair and I love him.
Q. Last year i had an affair with a married man and too this day i am still in love with him. i have never been able to get over him and i know for a fact he loved me aswell. I have decided to write him a letter but as if its wrote to his wife. SO he ...
A. 5 April 2008: Rent the movie "Fatal Attraction" if you want to know what he will think of you if you do this. It's time to let the whole affair go. You need to get over him, and remaining involved with him isn't the way to do it. Remove yourself from the whole ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: Duck walks into a bar. Got Any Gwapes?
Bartender says No. Get out. We don't serve Ducks. Duck leaves.
Duck returns to the bar. Got Any Gwapes?
Bartender says Look, I just told you NO. We don't serve Ducks. Get Out! Duck leaves.
Duc... (read in full...)
About to get Married! Any marriage advice from married people?
Q. Hello all...I'm just asking advice on marriage, we are getting married next week (after a 6 month romance). We just returned from 3 weeks in the tropics, spending 24/7 together, and we agree that we are just meant to be together. We are going to ...
A. 4 April 2008: Congrats and best wishes to you both! Nice to hear some Great News!
I thought that one saying I heard summed it up brilliantly. Love isn't about finding the right person for yourself, love is about being the right person for them. As long as y... (read in full...)
Im 13 and never been kissed, and Im started to fall for my best friends bf!!
Q. Hey! Im 13 and I have Never kissed anyone, My ex tried to kiss me but i wasn't ready so i pushed him away. Sometime the thought makes me wonder what its like. I'm also begining to get feeling for my best m8s bf. I don't want to tell her as I don't ...
A. 4 April 2008: When you are attracted to your BBF's guy, this is what you do - NOTHING!
Some things don't have to be said out loud or discussed. Keep it to yourself. NO GOOD can come from this. She will not drop it or forget this if you do slip up and tell... (read in full...)
I'm scared she won't take me seriously unless I go to the extremes... any advice?!
Q. I'm going to really cut a long story short. About a year ago I fell in love with this absoutley amazing woman, as everyone says when they fall in love, yet I couldn't tell her due to our situations. In July last year I commented that I was really ...
A. 4 April 2008: Wow, Hun. Most people want the best for the person that they love. You are heaping a whole lot on to her "already full" plate. She is responsible for her husband, whom she made vows to, and to her children, who she has to care for and raise. If ... (read in full...)
She says she loves me as a friend but I'm not convinced?
Q. hey, i recently posted this problem on here, 'I have a problem with my ex-girlfriend. after she finished with me we decided to stay friends and i really wanted that because i didn't want to lose her. However i've been feeling like she doe...
A. 4 April 2008: I know it hurts a lot. If you read back your own words, you wanted to remain friends with her because you "didn't want to lose her" - but I'm afraid that you DID lose her when you first broke up. Trying to remain friends with an ex-girlfriend is ... (read in full...)
She wants to get to know me so why am I feeling confused?
Q. Well, There is this girl I like and we are in 1 of the same classes together. Before i saw that she would stare into my eyes sometimes but I never had the courage to talk to her, so I sent her an anonymous message over facebook. Well, about a month ...
A. 4 April 2008: It sounds like she does like you, I'm not sure if it is as a friend or as a boyfriend. If she didn't like you at ALL, she wouldn't be in contact. Give her a bit more friendly encouragement and see where it goes from there! Good Luck!... (read in full...)
My period is over due...when did I conceive?
Q. i had my last LMP on march 6th it lasted 4 days. I had sex 15th and 16th march, was extremely hot and sweaty 17,18 and 19th march and releaed alot of mucus. Also had cramps. I then had sex on 21st march too. Am now 3 days od for period, when did i ...
A. 4 April 2008: Either on the 15th, 16th or 21st. There is no way of knowing for sure, it could have been any of these dates. You count backwards 14 days from the date of your expected period start date and that would be the date of your ovulation. You always ... (read in full...)
I just want to "fall pregnant" !!
Q. I know i'm only young but i'm in love with my boyfriend...but there's a problem, i love him too much, i hate it when i'm not with him, and i miss him uncontrolably!! He's someone who really understands me and i trust him compleatly! But i had a preg...
A. 4 April 2008: You can't "fall" pregnant. If you know what is right and wrong, and you are aware of how to conceive and prevent it, then "falling pregnant" on purpose in order to cement your relationship is manipulative and deceptive. The BIGGEST consideration ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: I though Aer Lingus was a hot tub...
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How can I tell if my 2yr old niece was molested?
Q. I really need help... My 2 year old niece plays with her vaginal area.. She will also take small things and put them inside of her vagina. When I catch her I yell at her and tell her that it is not a good thing to do that. Why is she doing this? Is ...
A. 4 April 2008: Yep, it's perfectly normal. The article that mandy7 recommended was great advice. Much better than our friends who we vacationed with that declared "She knows the spot" when their toddler started masturbating in the living room! Most children are ... (read in full...)
I think I depend on my boyfriend too much!! How do I stop being so clingy?
Q. I'm really down. I feel like I depend on my boyfriend too much. I really love him and he's so important to me. But I hate that I think so much about him and that I rely on him so much. To the point that when he gets mad at me, I get really, really ...
A. 4 April 2008: I'd be concerned about his mirroring his friends behavior. If a guy hangs around with pond scum, they become pond scum (yes, I know, simplistic, but I'm afraid, also true). I'd also be concerned that he has a lot of of girl "friends". I grew up ... (read in full...)
I gotta boyfriend but I love to flirt! is that bad???
Q. I gotta boyfriend but I love to flirt! is that bad???...
A. 4 April 2008: I think flirting is the safest sex there is, but it's difficult to do it when you are female. If it's mutual flirting with no intention of straying, it can put a glow on your cheeks and be a real ego boost. But, if you don't know the guy well, and ... (read in full...)
Teen marriage!
Q. My daughter was a teen when she had her 1st child, she now is 30yrs old and has been married for 13yrs and has 3 children, she now realizes that she doesn't love her husband anymore and now she is separated from him leaving the 3 children with him ...
A. 4 April 2008: They probably should have used a condominium. I know that you love your daughter and want to help her with her decision. She (and he) are the only people that have to live with all of the consequences of their decision and it is her body, so I ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: You can't get pregnant if you swallow, but you have more fun getting oral sex than giving it - however, you need a very cunning linguist. Irish, that drink sounds like Tigers Milk that everyone drinks in Turkey. Take some Reki and add water. ... (read in full...)
Number 1 or number 2???? Any advice?
Q. Hey Y'all, Right I know your probably gonna think I'm "too young for a relationship" but I've recently been in two (not at the same time) but near enough after each other. First of all and I know we didn't last long but I was with my ex, (Lets cal...
A. 4 April 2008: I know that the prospect of seeing them and explaining is filling you with trepidation, but I'm sure it won't be as bad as you think. It's like a band-aid, the pain will be gone faster if you take it off quickly, so don't put it off or avoid going ... (read in full...)
Is it normal for Europeon men to have a wandering eye?
Q. Everytime I go out with my boyfriend (he is Europeon and I am american) he keeps oopgling other women and has an extreme wandering eye. I have never had this problem before with previous boyfriends. His previous girlfriends have all been Europeon. ...
A. 3 April 2008: Oh Hun,
You shouldn't be making excuses for his behavior if his behavior is hurting you. Please read "Dating Red Flags" in the ARTICLES section. It's written by Ask oldersister, and it has a lot of good advice.
He shouldn't be propping up his o... (read in full...)
Is it normal for Europeon men to have a wandering eye?
Q. Everytime I go out with my boyfriend (he is Europeon and I am american) he keeps oopgling other women and has an extreme wandering eye. I have never had this problem before with previous boyfriends. His previous girlfriends have all been Europeon. ...
A. 3 April 2008: We have guys like that in America. They're called Jerks.
When a guy tries to tell you that something he has done that hurts your feelings is all in your head, he's very clearly demonstrating to you that your feelings don't matter to him at all.... (read in full...)
If any of you got over jealousy or trust issues, please tell me how... I wouldn't marry me if I was him for now.
Q. Does anyone else have trust and jealousy issues? If any of you got over it please tell me how. I am having counselling which has helped a lot but I have “alerts” which panic me and I find it hard not to behave in a ridiculous way. I spend most of ...
A. 3 April 2008: If I were you, I would keep a close eye on him. That trait that he has of only wanting to have relationships with women and appearing needy in order to get that is called being manipulative. Stop doubting yourself and put your foot down.
I thin... (read in full...)
If any of you got over jealousy or trust issues, please tell me how... I wouldn't marry me if I was him for now.
Q. Does anyone else have trust and jealousy issues? If any of you got over it please tell me how. I am having counselling which has helped a lot but I have “alerts” which panic me and I find it hard not to behave in a ridiculous way. I spend most of ...
A. 3 April 2008: My husband doesn't have any secret passwords or accounts that I can't access. Not that I ever check them. Under my circumstances, I don't need to.
Sorry to be harsh, but under your circumstances, knowing that you and he had secret e-mails whil... (read in full...)
Feel unhappy most of the time we're together, yet as soon as we're apart I miss him and can't wait to see him again!
Q. I've been with my boyfriend for nearly a year now and we are always falling out with one another. We don't see one another very much (for 2 hours on some weeknights and all day Saturday) but we just ruin the time we spend together because...
A. 3 April 2008: If you carefully read back your own letter, you and he don't seem to have very much in common. Although you may miss him when he's NOT around, when he Is around, all you do is argue and you get bored. It sounds like physical attraction, not true ... (read in full...)
What is lying?
Q. Just a quick question for everyone, in your opinions does not saying anything (and letting the other person assume – whilst not telling them the truth but also not lying) constitute as lying?...
A. 3 April 2008: The question that you asked about the boyfriend sleeping with his ex IS deception. He hasn't been truthful at all and is cheating on her.
There are plenty of sites if you google "Sin of Omission". It's called that because it isn't tech... (read in full...)
How do I deal with my emotionally cheating BF?
Q. Last October, i found out that my bf was talking on the internet with a girl who i disliked (because i think she liked him). He talked to her for about 2 weeks without telling me and when i found out, his excuse was that he didnt think he had to ...
A. 2 April 2008: Totally with you and the moderator that titled your question. He is emotionally cheating on you and you absolutely have the right to call him on this. It's not unreasonable to ask him to be exclusive within your relationship, because up until now, ... (read in full...)
What is lying?
Q. Just a quick question for everyone, in your opinions does not saying anything (and letting the other person assume – whilst not telling them the truth but also not lying) constitute as lying?...
A. 2 April 2008: Hmmmmm.
It is called a "sin of omission". It's the thing that you can and should do, but don't. Although it isn't technically lying, it isn't being honest or truthful either.
A "little white lie" is something else. That is a lie that your tel... (read in full...)
Why is my husband back and suddenly being overly nice?
Q. My husband left me for another woman after 24 years. When he left he acted arrogant and cocky. He rarely called or visited the children. If we needed anything he always said he did not have money and I was paying all the bills myself. Now he come...
A. 2 April 2008: While he is being apologetic, agreeable and making up for lost time - GET A LAWYER. Make sure that you and your children are protected financially, incase he has yet another mid-life crisis. As a mother with children, your financial problems and ... (read in full...)
Sex before marriage?
Q. Sex before marrige? ...
A. 2 April 2008: Try to remember that the whole primal urge and sex itself creates a Baby. In those terms, Would you want to sleep with and create a child with the woman you desire? Or would you refrain? I'd like to think that if everyone thought in terms of ... (read in full...)
I'm looking for kinky sex ideas!
Q. I'm going out with a wonderful open minded guy. We have a great sex life which is quite varied and experimental but there's always more things to try which is why I'm posting here. Does anyone have any recommendations for kinky things to do toget...
A. 2 April 2008: GET A BOTTLE OF CRISCO OIL, AND a waterproof room...
And hire a flipping maid to clean up afterwards...
Have you EVER tried to clean a liberal amount of oil off of a tile surface? IT'S NOT PRETTY!!! *but fun*
... (read in full...)
Almost "Greek"...does anyone have any idea what I'm getting into here?
Q. Hallo Everyone I have been in love for two years with the greatest guy of all. We are supposed to get married next year. Sounds great, doesn't it? Well... My Fiance is Greek and I am absolute Atheist! He wants me to become Greek Orthodox. ...
A. 2 April 2008: Nice answer Collaroy.... (read in full...)
I feel my BF should be with a "normal" girl...
Q. hi, i feel really abnormal i have really small boobs and I'm 16 my boyfriend says he likes them but when i see other girls on tv and things i always feel like he should be with a normal girl, am i abnormal help me i hate looking at myself i have ...
A. 2 April 2008: All boobs are normal size boobs. Seriously. That's why there are SOOOoooo many different bra sizes! And they make them ALL!!!! Asian bras are built even differently to western sized bras. So many different shapes and sizes. I'm QUITE sure that ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 1 April 2008: Flying Penguins?... (read in full...)
Almost "Greek"...does anyone have any idea what I'm getting into here?
Q. Hallo Everyone I have been in love for two years with the greatest guy of all. We are supposed to get married next year. Sounds great, doesn't it? Well... My Fiance is Greek and I am absolute Atheist! He wants me to become Greek Orthodox. ...
A. 1 April 2008: Try to sit down and think of all of the ways that this will impact you and your future children. Make a big list of Pros and Cons. Then write a long list of possible problems. Sit down with your Fiance for an ENTIRE WEEKEND and go through all of ... (read in full...)
I'm looking for kinky sex ideas!
Q. I'm going out with a wonderful open minded guy. We have a great sex life which is quite varied and experimental but there's always more things to try which is why I'm posting here. Does anyone have any recommendations for kinky things to do toget...
A. 1 April 2008: Great topic for April Fool's Day. Have you ever had a Crisco Party? They are great fun - but one hell of a mess to clean up...... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 1 April 2008: Transmogrificators? *TROGDOR!!!* Were they gender-benders or veggiemites? Everybody loves TROGDOR.* ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 30 March 2008: YOU ARE TOTALLY OUT OF YOU NUTT! I am never going to remember my vowels the same way again. SPIT TAKE!!!!!!!!!!! Clean lap top... Clean Shirt... Clean screen... LOL!!! XXXXXXXX
The WHOLE point of contraceptive mouthwash is that the Borax prot... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 27 March 2008: *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING*
Attention K-Mart Shoppers!
We have a blue light special on Contraceptive Mouthwash, especially designed to prevent just such matters from happening.
It is interesting that you know so much about the human anatom... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 26 March 2008: Is that a Venti Capistrano?
Moca Choco-latta Ya Ya! Be Your Lady Marmalade! WAY to much Guitar Hero and Rock Band going on in my house, obviously.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Love That!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Two Canadians are driving home from a bar. They are not politically correct and are sipping from a couple of travelers (beers-to-go). Suddenly, there are flashing lights in the rear view mirror. Doug is afraid to get caught drunk driving, so Bob ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: OOOooooohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POLITICS!!!!!! Yay!
Monika Lewinski's Ex-Boyfriend's WIfe for President!
Once You Go Barack - You Never Go Back!!!
Got nuthin on the Republican...
Don't you just love Canadians who live in Chicago!!!!!
Tota... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Smootchies Kay Kay!!! YOU RULE!
( :S )={
TELLULAH ROCKS!!!!
Yeah Baby!
Have to run, incredibly busy playing Guitar Hero. Hit me with your best shot - fire away! OMG, what a fun game. Having WAY too much fun on this Easter weekend! HOPE E... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: What's with the moniker, Toasty? And the altitude? Most of us are here to help and if we were blowing off a bit of steam, well, Bob's Your Uncle! If you have noticed, most of the people answering have posted well over 500 answers, if not ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 21 March 2008: Ocean Babies! By seamen! Better than oral babies. Have thrown my panties on the barbie that Tom Jones is using in Irish's "Green Green Grass From Home".
It is absolutely not possible to get pregnant by swallowing semen. Or swimming in the ocea... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 18 March 2008: Seamen - Don't leave for a long sea voyage without them!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 15 March 2008: I've got nuthin....... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 14 March 2008: BIG SMOOTCHIES to ALL!!! THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! XXX... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: I'm not drinking, I'm on the patch. Drinking causes oral babies.
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Nasal spray... Lots and lots of nasal spray... That must be it. Spring fever has hit Dear Cupid, we're all on nasal spray, and Irish suspiciously has NOT posted the mapquest to her home... And who could blame her! OMG, what a par-tay!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: A) We still have the Queen's Representative, the Governor General here.
B) We don't care much about it.
C) I'm in Chicago.
D) WE TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM HERE!!!!
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Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: A) We still have the Queen's Representative, the Governor General here.
B) We don't care much about it.
C) I'm in Chicago.
D) WE TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM HERE!!!!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: I would like to think so, but I am no rocket surgeon. I would also advise taking them out occasionally, and not sneezing as well. Especially during... Or... Is that the point?!!! I'm so confused.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: If you fall asleep afterwards, you need to wear earplugs if you are hoping for a baby too...... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Ba Da Bum Bum Tcssssh!
Good Shtick!
Have officially put on some Depends to continue reading this column...
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