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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 October 2008: Not sure if this one was posted already, but here goes nothing. Thought it was worth the effort of writing it, 'cause it gave me a laugh!
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 July 2008: I ethpethially like the end result...
Very funny BigSis!
Please keep 'em coming. I love that I have answered this column because every time I log in it prompts me that someone has added another joke here, and it really makes may day! THANKS!!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 15 May 2008: I got that one last week too! I loved it, especially the "Monotony" joke at the end!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: That was quite the eyeful. All the barbie outfits in the world couldn't make that pretty. EEwwwh!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: I don't know Phil! Send us a couple of pictures to compare them and I'll put them in the spank bank with the one from Waz!
How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the shins...... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 May 2008: MANDY - I've decided not to let my husband read that last joke because I know that he knows where my Barbie doll collection is and I have JUST RUN OUTTA TENNAS AND DEPENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - I just know what he be getting up to if he read that, and ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Nice ones, VegasGirl15! BigSis!!! I love that mood ring joke. My husband didn't - GO FIGURE! But he didn't like the mark on his forehead either! HAHAHAHA!
Foreplay around the world!
Jewish foreplay = 1/2 hour of Begging
Italian foreplay = *... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 May 2008: Here' on for the Guys!
RULES THAT GUYS WISH WOMEN KNEW!
If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Anything you wear is fine, Really.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you, Live with it.
SUNDAY = SPORTS.
Learn how to use the toilet seat, If ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: Roseanne Barr said, after her divorce from Tom Arnold -
"I never wanted to be Divorcee, I wanted to be a Widow!" LOL!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 13 April 2008: Old couple arguing about nothing, as usual.
Wife - When You die, I'm going to dance on your grave.
Husband - Let her dance - I'm going to be be buried at sea!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 11 April 2008: Actually, if manners are involved, the largest transgression IN manners is to point out the flaws in someone else's manners, which is actually a "catch-22", because merely by explaining this to you, I am being rude, you see?
The original post... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 April 2008: Ba Da Bum Tschhhh!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 April 2008: Ha! Loved it!
I was once with a bunch of crazy women doing a bus tour through Europe. To pass the time, the women would tell jokes using the mike at the front of the bus. People would print off all of the latest jokes they had been forw... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: I like the way you're thinking!!!
YAY!!! LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES!!!!!!!!!!
The teacher is having a spelling bee. Does Anyone know a word that begins with the letter A? Little Johnny's hand shoots up first. The teacher mentally goes over all of the w... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: "5"!!! Dammit. No more posting when I am sober.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: The LIQUID PANTY REMOVER or the "q1604"
1 part lime juice
1 part vodka
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Spill one on floor...
Wepeat
OOOPS!!!!!! PANTIES ON HEAD!!!!!!!!!! Wheeee!!!!!!!!!!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: HA HA HA ha ha ha...
THESE ARE SO GREAT! Keep 'em coming!
I've decided to adopt mandy7, eyeswideopen and q1605. What's the significance of q and 1605? I'm just nosey and like to know these things...
Here's one that Mandy reminded me of.
A wo... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi were arguing about *When Life Begins*.
The Priest proclaimed, in no uncertain terms "I believe, as does the Holy Roman Catholic Church, that Life Itself Begins at the MOMENT of Conception!".
The Minister, not want... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: GWAPES!!!!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: That's so funny! My daughter called it wet wine last week too!
I think that we should all pitch in and get Uncie Phil's Chicken Bazooka and bring it along to the Bar-B. If it's military issue, it should only cost a couple of million poun... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 6 April 2008: ALL LATECOMERS WELCOME!
Bring your own protective eye wear, BP's, nasal spray, Depends, paper towels for spit takes and other clean ups, ear plugs, Tom Jones and CAFFEINE. Also Martini's and various drinks. No admission unless you have a reci... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: Efalump Cocktail
Two scoops of Ice Cream
One scoop of Efalump
Hopefully, not from Behind Efalump.
Efalump patties!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: OMG!!!!
Found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious! I might have known it was a fellow nutter! Doppelgangers or twins separated at birth????????????
How totally bizarre. It's like the telephone game of jokes in two different countries! Have to wond... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: Wow, Seriously? Can you send me the link? Love Kismet!!! I may have a fellow traveller there! Love that.
There Are NO Coincidences, There Is Only God In Sunglasses and a False Mustache.
I'd love to read it!
BIG SCRUNCHIE HUGS AND KISSES. ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: Duck walks into a bar. Got Any Gwapes?
Bartender says No. Get out. We don't serve Ducks. Duck leaves.
Duck returns to the bar. Got Any Gwapes?
Bartender says Look, I just told you NO. We don't serve Ducks. Get Out! Duck leaves.
Duc... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: I though Aer Lingus was a hot tub...
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: You can't get pregnant if you swallow, but you have more fun getting oral sex than giving it - however, you need a very cunning linguist. Irish, that drink sounds like Tigers Milk that everyone drinks in Turkey. Take some Reki and add water. ... (read in full...)
I'm looking for kinky sex ideas!
Q. I'm going out with a wonderful open minded guy. We have a great sex life which is quite varied and experimental but there's always more things to try which is why I'm posting here. Does anyone have any recommendations for kinky things to do toget...
A. 2 April 2008: GET A BOTTLE OF CRISCO OIL, AND a waterproof room...
And hire a flipping maid to clean up afterwards...
Have you EVER tried to clean a liberal amount of oil off of a tile surface? IT'S NOT PRETTY!!! *but fun*
... (read in full...)
Almost "Greek"...does anyone have any idea what I'm getting into here?
Q. Hallo Everyone I have been in love for two years with the greatest guy of all. We are supposed to get married next year. Sounds great, doesn't it? Well... My Fiance is Greek and I am absolute Atheist! He wants me to become Greek Orthodox. ...
A. 2 April 2008: Nice answer Collaroy.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 1 April 2008: Flying Penguins?... (read in full...)
Could you be mates with an ex that still owes you money?
Q. Hi If you offered to lend someone 5 grand because they said their remortgage was definately coming through in 2 weeks(their broker assured them) Then they got refused the remortgage :o? would you be a bit brassed off about it? I mean, if you spli...
A. 1 April 2008: No, you are not being a cow. You should be earning interest from him as well (to offset what you are paying on your overdraft) and you should have had all of this put in writing. I don't blame you for losing interest in him after you have seen how ... (read in full...)
Almost "Greek"...does anyone have any idea what I'm getting into here?
Q. Hallo Everyone I have been in love for two years with the greatest guy of all. We are supposed to get married next year. Sounds great, doesn't it? Well... My Fiance is Greek and I am absolute Atheist! He wants me to become Greek Orthodox. ...
A. 1 April 2008: Try to sit down and think of all of the ways that this will impact you and your future children. Make a big list of Pros and Cons. Then write a long list of possible problems. Sit down with your Fiance for an ENTIRE WEEKEND and go through all of ... (read in full...)
Self conscious..help, I need an answer asap.. please!
Q. I need help, my boyfriend and I have been dating for almost 1 month, but we have known each other much longer that. He is honestly one of the most romantic guys ever. We have talked about sex and planned things, but when it comes down to it, I'm ...
A. 1 April 2008: Oh Hunny, I'm sorry about your past experience of being sexually abused by a family member. I was wondering if you have discussed this with your parents and if you have been to any kind of counseling to deal with the fallout. Often, girls who have... (read in full...)
I'm looking for kinky sex ideas!
Q. I'm going out with a wonderful open minded guy. We have a great sex life which is quite varied and experimental but there's always more things to try which is why I'm posting here. Does anyone have any recommendations for kinky things to do toget...
A. 1 April 2008: Great topic for April Fool's Day. Have you ever had a Crisco Party? They are great fun - but one hell of a mess to clean up...... (read in full...)
Why don't girls like it when I talk to them?
Q. Im 17, 6 foot 3, 195 pounds. I don't consider myself overweight or extremely ugly. I can be a little nerdy at times but its not that bad. My question is, why don't girls like it when I talk to them and they seem to just not like me? I'm still a V ...
A. 1 April 2008: Hi Sweetness,
Your *sad face* made me want to give you a big hug. Life can be very harsh when we are going through our teen years. I know that it's hard to feel comfortable and get more self assurance when you are young and feeling a bit nerd... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 1 April 2008: Transmogrificators? *TROGDOR!!!* Were they gender-benders or veggiemites? Everybody loves TROGDOR.* ... (read in full...)
am having trouble believing him..should I suspect he did something last night he shouldnt have?
Q. MY B/F AND I Got into an argument the other night. All day we did not talk. I call him after 11 or so...no answer at all..i called another time. No answer. I text in the morning b/c i figured he was up and at work asking if we are broken up or...
A. 1 April 2008: I think that from what you have described that you really don't have much to draw a definite conclusion from here on whether or not he stepped out on you. I think that the fact that you are worried and suspicious and that you have a little warning ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: BigSis!!! Good Shtick! Thanks for the laughs!!! They put his left leg in, and that when the whole problem started... Ar Ar Ar!
Ba Da Bum Tschhhh!!!... (read in full...)
Pains in my abdomen, using the toilet more than normal, what could this be?
Q. Hey guys, A few days ago i was having really bad pains in my abdomen part of my body (dont know where they exactly where) And everytime i went to the toilet to pee i had awful contracting pains down there and for about 3 times i went there was a...
A. 1 April 2008: Hi Sweetie,
I can't tell how severe the pains that you are having are, but you do need to see a doctor. It could just be a urinary tract infection, cystitis, which can be cured up by a round of antibiotics. It's important to take care of this... (read in full...)
Is it okay to have sex when your period is on?
Q. I know that this is sort of a nasty question but I need to know is it okay to have sex when your period is on? Does it really matter to men that it is our time of the month when they want to have sex, because I told this dude I'm talking to it is my ...
A. 1 April 2008: No matter WHAT sex you are, male or female, everyone has a different preference as far as this goes. As long as you are both clear of any type of transmissible disease, have no open sores, and are using a condom, it's not harmful in any way to have ... (read in full...)
SITE NEWS: Over half a million visitors in March!
Q. I'm pleased to say that according to Google Analytics, March 08 was the busiest month ever for Dear Cupid! We had 519,747 unique visitors (i.e. people!) visit the site from 1st March 08 to 31st March 08 inclusive. Over HALF A MILLION people.... ...
A. 1 April 2008: FIRE UP THE BAR-B! Party at Irish's!!! Woo-Hoo!!!
Well done Andrew and all the Party Animals, Aunties and Uncles!
Congratulations on another Big Milestone!!!
There's no stopping a good thing!
XXX
... (read in full...)
Can you be depressed at 14?
Q. I havn't really had it easy when i was younger, but not exactly hard, the thing is, i always seem to be down, i barely eat or sleep[not purposly], i don't have any best friends, as we've all have our ups and downs, so we've all drifted apart, i have ...
A. 1 April 2008: It's entirely possible to be depressed at your young age. You should really try to talk about this with your parents or the school counsellor if you are feeling overwhelmed. I think that you should consider getting some help to get through this. ... (read in full...)
My ex is taking my children on holiday at his wife's request I am not allowed to have their home address or contact phone number.
Q. My children are about to go on hoildays with their father and his new wife. They live on the other side of the country and at his wife's request I am not allowed to have their home address or contact phone number. There is no formal custody orders ...
A. 1 April 2008: I would not let my children out of my house without all of their current information and phone numbers AND a court ordered custody agreement. You have every right to ask for this information if the children are to travel with them. There are ... (read in full...)
I've had anal sex for the first time and think I'm pregnant but my mom does not know this and she'a making me take a laxative, can it harm my unborn child?
Q. Ok here goes, I've had anal sex for the first time and think I'm pregnant but my mom does not know this and she'a making me take a laxative, can it harm my unborn child?...
A. 1 April 2008: I'm assuming that you have had regular sex as well if you think that you are pregnant, but why on earth would you not use a condom either way? ... (read in full...)
I've had anal sex for the first time and think I'm pregnant but my mom does not know this and she'a making me take a laxative, can it harm my unborn child?
Q. Ok here goes, I've had anal sex for the first time and think I'm pregnant but my mom does not know this and she'a making me take a laxative, can it harm my unborn child?...
A. 1 April 2008: You can read the directions on the box. It should tell you whether or not you should take that medication if you are pregnant. Don't you think that you should confide in your Mom if you are worried about all of this? She's bound to find out one ... (read in full...)
A question about medical school, can anyone help me?
Q. I finished my 12th this year and I am planning on entering the medical school.. but I am confused between mbbs(doctor)or bds(dentist).. so please tell me the pros and cons thank you!!!...
A. 31 March 2008: Well done and good for you. I am in no way qualified to direct you in this matter.
I once read that being a dentist has a very high stress and suicide rate because of the fact that everyone DOESN'T actually want to see the dentist, and they do p... (read in full...)
Is he hiding something from me?
Q. Hello all... I will try to keep this short... :) I have been seeing this man from NZ for over a year now, and things have been great, we spent 9 days together and everything was amazing.. Anyways I recently got an invitation to a website calle...
A. 31 March 2008: I'm a big believer in paying attention to that little voice in your head that tells you somethings up. Women's intuition, sixth-sense, or whatever. If you are having concerns, I would take it slowly and keep your eyes and ears open. The reason ... (read in full...)
How can I remove this unwanted body hair?
Q. This question is embarrassing but I need some tips! well I suffer with excess body hair, which I think makes me ugly, and I hate it so much! The excess I really really really want to remove is on the back of my legs and my bum - what is the best way ...
A. 31 March 2008: If I were you, and as long as you don't have hyper-sensitive skin, I'd try a depilatory cream like Neet or Nair (can't remember the names of the ones that I used in England...). Just be really sure that you apply it QUICKLY and USE A TIMER. It can ... (read in full...)
Is he hiding something from me?
Q. Hello all... I will try to keep this short... :) I have been seeing this man from NZ for over a year now, and things have been great, we spent 9 days together and everything was amazing.. Anyways I recently got an invitation to a website calle...
A. 31 March 2008: If you have only known each other by e-mail and been together for 9 days in total, that's not really enough time to truly know someone else, especially in a LDR, in my opinion. If the poem that you wrote was put on line under his name, and he ... (read in full...)
Does he love me or just not good with expressing his feeling...?
Q. Dear Cupid My name is Joy11 and I'm 26 years old and I've been with my boyfriend for 8 years. He seldom tells me he loves me and I'm currently expecting his child and we're both very happy. Does he love me or just not good with expressing his f...
A. 31 March 2008: I agree with the previous posters, actions speak louder than words. If he has by your side forever, and has always been non-demonstrative, it's probably just his nature. My guy isn't the type to shower me with affection or give me public displays ... (read in full...)
I'd move in his city in order for him to preserve his job but he is not ready for marriage yet, should I stay or go?
Q. I am been in a 7 year relationship,separated by distance for 3years up to now, Our careers are both doing very well in each city, He has recently been interviewed for a position in my city but this job is a junior role compared to the position...
A. 31 March 2008: If it were me, I would go.
If you had already given yourself a time limit to get this relationship moving towards a future together (as I suspect the 3 year separation has been), he really hasn't made any serious moves towards getting your live... (read in full...)
Opinions wanted on dating... Do you let him pay or go dutch?
Q. Opinions wanted on dating. If you meet someone and they want to go out evenings for instance, do you let them pay, do you go dutch and take it in turns to buy the drinks, do you go halves on the dinner? If you have a night in and they want a take a...
A. 31 March 2008: I think that if you are asked out, the first few dates should be on the asker. Then it would be polite to either offer to pick up the tab after that every once in a while or offer to go dutch. If he is making gobs of money, or you are, and the ... (read in full...)
He said he really wanted to meet up again sometime-but hasn't, what went wrong?
Q. I met a guy about a month ago and we were txting eachother back and forth for a while. At first I was just viewing him as a guy I could have a few drinks with - ntohing special, but then it emerged we had loads in common and he ended up inviting me ...
A. 30 March 2008: An open-ended - "I'll call you", "Let's meet up again sometime" or "Let's do it again soon" is just something that a guy says in parting. Whether or not HE calls you the next day is the BIG THING. If he hasn't made the effort to pick up the phone ... (read in full...)
Why has my wife's feelings for me changed since our daughter was born?
Q. so my wife says that she doesnt feel the same way about me as she did. we have been married 2 years and she said she has felt this way basically since our 1 year old daughter was born. any advice...
A. 30 March 2008: I suspect that your young wife is exhausted. It happens to a lot of young mothers. We suddenly have our world turn upside down. Our bodies change drastically, then we give birth to a small little creature who occupies our thoughts 24/7. After ... (read in full...)
Is cuddling with another guy while watching a movie (minus the kissing or eye-gazing, more like just laying together) cheating if you're in a relationship?
Q. Is cuddling with another guy while watching a movie (minus the kissing or eye-gazing, more like just laying together) cheating if you're in a relationship?...
A. 30 March 2008: If your boyfriend did this with other girls, would you consider it cheating? The fact that you are hiding something from your boyfriend rings a very loud bell, Don't you think? When you are in an exclusive relationship, you only give sexual ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 30 March 2008: YOU ARE TOTALLY OUT OF YOU NUTT! I am never going to remember my vowels the same way again. SPIT TAKE!!!!!!!!!!! Clean lap top... Clean Shirt... Clean screen... LOL!!! XXXXXXXX
The WHOLE point of contraceptive mouthwash is that the Borax prot... (read in full...)
Teachers are only human too...
Q. I just want to get on thing straight, why whenever someone claims they are in love with their teacher people say it's only sexual attraction, okay I understand in some cases it's like that but what if the teacher and student really fall in love, I ...
A. 30 March 2008: A teacher is a mentor and as such is a responsible adult in charge. They are like your Mother, your Father, your Doctor or your Minister. They have a role and a function and when they are teaching young people, they are there solely to Teach. If ... (read in full...)
How can I get a work collegue to be more interested in me?
Q. I think I'm a pretty attractive person, and I've never had trouble getting male attention. But I've recently met a man who apparently isn't that shallow. I think he might be mildly interested in me right now, but I don't know how to go from here...
A. 28 March 2008: I wouldn't try to impress him by tossing your hair or doing anything to draw attention to your physical self. If every other man notices you, I'm sure he has too. If it's possible to go past his desk when he isn't around, perhaps you could notice ... (read in full...)
Would he go back to her for the sake of their child?
Q. Hi Sorry this is long But i really need help on this so please need advice, my bf of 4 weeks ive known him for nearly 2 months, told me weds nite that he still has really strong feelings for his ex gf also the mother of his child,they split up aroun...
A. 28 March 2008: HI Sweetie,
I think that he has gotten way to involved in a new relationship WAY too quickly, considering that he only very recently broke it off with his ex. I actually feel that he was being very unfair to you to have gotten involved with you ... (read in full...)
Should I trust him if I commit to a mortgage agreement
Q. My boyfriend and I have been dating seriously for 3 years. We are both in our mid 20s. He is now living in different city because of work. He would like to buy a property so I can move up to his city about 1/2 year later (when my work gets orga...
A. 28 March 2008: I would never put my money into a property without having my name on the property. I think that it would protect you more than hurt you.
Don't co-sign on any mortgage or loan unless you are listed as an owner as well.... (read in full...)
Is it fair I give up ballroom dancing because my boyfriend doesn't want me dancing with other guys?
Q. My boyfriend has a problem with me dancing with another man. Do you think it's fair? Background info: I used to take ballroom dancing with my gay friend. After I dated my boyfriend, I have stopped. He doesn't like me dancing with another men beca...
A. 28 March 2008: Although I think that most women don't go out and bar hop after being in a long-term relationship on a regular basis, if you are so inclined and a friend asks to go out to a bar occasionally, you shouldn't feel that it is up to your boyfriend to ... (read in full...)
Can a cold climate affect conception or make your periods irregular?
Q. i recently shifted to london from india on november 29 2007,after coming here i got my period on dec 4 2007, next on jan 31 around 4 weeks late and now its march 28 and i am 4 weeks overdue,previously i had a regular cycle of 29 to 32 days. i am ...
A. 27 March 2008: Cycles can be disrupted for a lot of different reasons. Anything from stress and diet to having a new circle of female friends can upset your rhythm. I would find a good gynecologist in London and talk to him about your concerns. Make a list ... (read in full...)
We kissed in church.....so should I feel guilty?
Q. Alright. I have a boyfriend and I hadn't seen him in a while. We were in church and we happened to kiss. Is this wrong? My fake big sister broke it up each time we tried to kiss, but I just don't know. I feel guilty now. He also almost gave me a ...
A. 27 March 2008: Church is Church. Sex is Sex. Do the adults that you know go to church to have sex? If Not, You should reconsider that you have probably done something inappropriate in a place of worship. Try to conduct yourself with a little bit of insight ... (read in full...)
What's a 'mars bar' party?
Q. Whats a mars bar party, someone mentioned it the the other day but I'm not sure what it is? ...
A. 27 March 2008: I thought that the kinkiest thing to do with a mars bar was to go to Scotland and deep fry it in fat. I'd hate to put anything involved in this technique next to a vat of hot oil. It would start heading into the S & M category - SMars Bars. ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 27 March 2008: *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING*
Attention K-Mart Shoppers!
We have a blue light special on Contraceptive Mouthwash, especially designed to prevent just such matters from happening.
It is interesting that you know so much about the human anatom... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 26 March 2008: Is that a Venti Capistrano?
Moca Choco-latta Ya Ya! Be Your Lady Marmalade! WAY to much Guitar Hero and Rock Band going on in my house, obviously.... (read in full...)
He doesn't seem to listen to me...does this mean he doesn't respect me?
Q. I've been with my boyfriend for four months, he is a great guy actually but the only thing is, he doesn't seem to listen to me, whenever I am talking to him seriously, he would just say something to tell me I am wrong but he is right, and when I got ...
A. 26 March 2008: Hmmm,
I may actually read that book now! Thanks LonelyTwo!... (read in full...)
He doesn't seem to listen to me...does this mean he doesn't respect me?
Q. I've been with my boyfriend for four months, he is a great guy actually but the only thing is, he doesn't seem to listen to me, whenever I am talking to him seriously, he would just say something to tell me I am wrong but he is right, and when I got ...
A. 26 March 2008: It's clear that you could both use some work at communicating and understanding each other, but I would advise you to choose your battles wisely. Don't start in asking questions late at night when he is tired and his temper is short. I would also ... (read in full...)
I dumped him but I love him and he's with my best friend. How do I get him back?
Q. i dumped this boy but hes now going out with my best mate and i still love him i told him but he loves my best mate how do i get him back?...
A. 26 March 2008: This is very messy. Which of them are you hoping to remain friends with any time in the future? Honesty, dear, if you did dump him, and you love your BFF, you should be the "better person" and let him go. There are lots of "fish-in-the sea", and ... (read in full...)
He wants to give me oral-any tips or advice on what to do in preparation?
Q. Okay so me and my boyfriend are in a really good secure relationship and we love each other a lot. However, when it comes to sex we both like to please one another. We both try hard to make sure the other is satisfied. I'm okay with everythi...
A. 25 March 2008: The more that you can communicate AND express to him all of your wishes, hopes and fears, the better. Sex is entirely Between The Ears, and the more that you and he share - and especially COMMUNICATE together, the better. You have to be totally ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Love That!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Two Canadians are driving home from a bar. They are not politically correct and are sipping from a couple of travelers (beers-to-go). Suddenly, there are flashing lights in the rear view mirror. Doug is afraid to get caught drunk driving, so Bob ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: OOOooooohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POLITICS!!!!!! Yay!
Monika Lewinski's Ex-Boyfriend's WIfe for President!
Once You Go Barack - You Never Go Back!!!
Got nuthin on the Republican...
Don't you just love Canadians who live in Chicago!!!!!
Tota... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Smootchies Kay Kay!!! YOU RULE!
( :S )={
TELLULAH ROCKS!!!!
Yeah Baby!
Have to run, incredibly busy playing Guitar Hero. Hit me with your best shot - fire away! OMG, what a fun game. Having WAY too much fun on this Easter weekend! HOPE E... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: What's with the moniker, Toasty? And the altitude? Most of us are here to help and if we were blowing off a bit of steam, well, Bob's Your Uncle! If you have noticed, most of the people answering have posted well over 500 answers, if not ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 21 March 2008: Ocean Babies! By seamen! Better than oral babies. Have thrown my panties on the barbie that Tom Jones is using in Irish's "Green Green Grass From Home".
It is absolutely not possible to get pregnant by swallowing semen. Or swimming in the ocea... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 18 March 2008: Seamen - Don't leave for a long sea voyage without them!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 15 March 2008: I've got nuthin....... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 14 March 2008: BIG SMOOTCHIES to ALL!!! THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! XXX... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: I'm not drinking, I'm on the patch. Drinking causes oral babies.
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Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Nasal spray... Lots and lots of nasal spray... That must be it. Spring fever has hit Dear Cupid, we're all on nasal spray, and Irish suspiciously has NOT posted the mapquest to her home... And who could blame her! OMG, what a par-tay!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: A) We still have the Queen's Representative, the Governor General here.
B) We don't care much about it.
C) I'm in Chicago.
D) WE TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM HERE!!!!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: A) We still have the Queen's Representative, the Governor General here.
B) We don't care much about it.
C) I'm in Chicago.
D) WE TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM HERE!!!!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: I would like to think so, but I am no rocket surgeon. I would also advise taking them out occasionally, and not sneezing as well. Especially during... Or... Is that the point?!!! I'm so confused.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: If you fall asleep afterwards, you need to wear earplugs if you are hoping for a baby too...... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Ba Da Bum Bum Tcssssh!
Good Shtick!
Have officially put on some Depends to continue reading this column...
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