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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 October 2008: Not sure if this one was posted already, but here goes nothing. Thought it was worth the effort of writing it, 'cause it gave me a laugh!
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 July 2008: I ethpethially like the end result...
Very funny BigSis!
Please keep 'em coming. I love that I have answered this column because every time I log in it prompts me that someone has added another joke here, and it really makes may day! THANKS!!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 15 May 2008: I got that one last week too! I loved it, especially the "Monotony" joke at the end!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: That was quite the eyeful. All the barbie outfits in the world couldn't make that pretty. EEwwwh!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: I don't know Phil! Send us a couple of pictures to compare them and I'll put them in the spank bank with the one from Waz!
How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the shins...... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 May 2008: MANDY - I've decided not to let my husband read that last joke because I know that he knows where my Barbie doll collection is and I have JUST RUN OUTTA TENNAS AND DEPENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - I just know what he be getting up to if he read that, and ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Nice ones, VegasGirl15! BigSis!!! I love that mood ring joke. My husband didn't - GO FIGURE! But he didn't like the mark on his forehead either! HAHAHAHA!
Foreplay around the world!
Jewish foreplay = 1/2 hour of Begging
Italian foreplay = *... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 May 2008: Here' on for the Guys!
RULES THAT GUYS WISH WOMEN KNEW!
If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Anything you wear is fine, Really.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you, Live with it.
SUNDAY = SPORTS.
Learn how to use the toilet seat, If ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: Roseanne Barr said, after her divorce from Tom Arnold -
"I never wanted to be Divorcee, I wanted to be a Widow!" LOL!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 13 April 2008: Old couple arguing about nothing, as usual.
Wife - When You die, I'm going to dance on your grave.
Husband - Let her dance - I'm going to be be buried at sea!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 11 April 2008: Actually, if manners are involved, the largest transgression IN manners is to point out the flaws in someone else's manners, which is actually a "catch-22", because merely by explaining this to you, I am being rude, you see?
The original post... (read in full...)
Too much chemistry? How can I resist the temptation?
Q. Ok .. I have a problem. Earlier this year (January-March)I was dating this guy called Lee. But we broke up beacause his Ex girlfriend was trying to turn us against eachother, and thought it would be better to just remain friends because it's our...
A. 11 April 2008: It's nice that you have a conscience about your behavior and actions affect other people's feelings. Lee seems to have a few boundary issues, considering the fact that this happened when You were his girlfriend as well with his Previous girlfriend. ... (read in full...)
My boyfriend hasn't called! Should I be patiently waiting? Is there a reason for this delay?
Q. Hi! I've been with my boyfriend for quite some time. We are very close and have alot of good memories together and I couldn't ask for more. I love him so much. But, this is what I found out strange. He hasn't contacted me for 2 days now (nor...
A. 11 April 2008: Maybe he's comfortable enough, now that you have been going out this long that he has just simply let a bit of time slip. I wouldn't worry about it. Just call him!... (read in full...)
Trying to have sex but he 'can't get it in' and it really hurts, is this normal?
Q. Hi everyone, I am 20 years old and I tried to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time and he was unable to get in me. He tried but just could not get in and it hurt everytime he tried. Is this normal for the first time or do you think there ...
A. 11 April 2008: If you google Vaginismus, you can read about this. I had a friend that went through this too. It didn't matter how relaxed she THOUGHT she was, her vaginal muscles would just clamp down any time that his penis came near her. The pain causes a ... (read in full...)
Help with bullying
Q. i have been bullyed for a while wat shall i do?...
A. 11 April 2008: You need to tell your Mum and Dad right away. Get them to talk with you and your teacher about your being bullied. Please don't be afraid to talk to an adult about this, you are not the first child to be in this predicament, and you haven't done ... (read in full...)
Unprotected sex - strange period - unpleasant discharge, could it be an infection?
Q. Hey, Im 24 years old and somethings worrying me about my period. I usually come on on the 15th of every month and very regular. 2 days ago tho, i noticed a brownish red discharge in my knickers when i went to the toilet, the type of discharge you ...
A. 11 April 2008: Hello,
It could just be a sign that you ovulated. A lot of women have a bit of spotting, usually brown, at the time of ovulation. If you don't have any other symptoms, that's probably it. You could take an over the counter test in now to chec... (read in full...)
Can I be pregnant even though I had a 'sort of' period and when should I test again?
Q. I had sex back in march about a week or so after intercourse I began to feel pregnant but I started bleeding light then heavy back to light off and on for 4 days Then it had stopped afterwards I still felt preggo so two days after bleeding I took a ...
A. 11 April 2008: You could go to the Doctor and get a blood test just to be sure. ... (read in full...)
Help me analyze this guy!
Q. there's this guy i talk to a lot on facebook/myspace, and he's left a couple flirty messages before. half the time when i see him in the hallways he does cute stuff instead of just saying hi. he asks me to dance at dances. he doesnt give me ...
A. 11 April 2008: I would say that he likes you, based on his actions. I'd back off a bit and maybe even hang out with some other guys in order to let him make a move. Right now, you are doing all the work! Give him a chance to step up - it might become more clear ... (read in full...)
Dry skin and dandruff - how can I make these less noticeable at least?
Q. Uh... Hi. This is embarrassing. Well, I suffer from really dry skin and kinda bad dandruff. I use moisturiser and special shampoos and conditioners but nothing helps! I've used sensitive stuff as well but everything I've tried fails. I'm wor...
A. 11 April 2008: My son has had problems his whole life with dry skin and his latest dermatologist has told him NO MORE SHOWERS. Hot water is the most drying thing that there is. He now only takes bird baths - washing under his arms and groin - and running warm ... (read in full...)
Any sweet ideas on asking her to the prom without going over the top?
Q. I want to ask this girl to the prom. She's a friend but never goes near boys or accepts to go with them anywhere. But because I'm her friend I want to try my luck. Any sweet ideas to ask her without going over the top?...
A. 11 April 2008: If you have her locker combination, a single red rose with a Beautifully Written Note. Buy nice thick paper and use your BEST penman ship - write it out FIRST and practice - then copy it! In the note, just ask her out to the prom with you. I ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 April 2008: Ba Da Bum Tschhhh!... (read in full...)
I have a problem with him ending sex with masturbation! Does this stem from watching too much porn?
Q. Lately, whenever we have sex, he cums a little and then says he is close to a "big one" and to play with him (i.e. jack him off, lick him, etc) until he's close and then he'll either cum inside of me or just cum. He seems to be in the mind set that ...
A. 11 April 2008: Perhaps if he teaches you how to give a hand job with the pressure and rhythm that he prefers, you wouldn't feel left out of his pleasure. It's the sharing that makes it sex. Otherwise it's just masturbation, and most people do that in addition to ... (read in full...)
Should same sex marriages be legal, in your opinion?
Q. Hey so my question is should Same Sex marriage be legal? I think yes, but I would like to know what you think....
A. 11 April 2008: I agree with LazyGuy. I spent a year in Holland and I'm Canadian. Marriage between two consenting adults is legal in Canada as well. Why do people feel that they have the right to step all over other people's happiness if they are two consenting ... (read in full...)
Where to have sex? - we aren't allowed to hang out when our parents aren't at home!
Q. Okay well im 15 and I've been with my boyfriend for 5 months. It's not a long time, i know. But its a long time for me, anywayss(: We've done a lot of "sexual" stuff, but not actual sex. He fingers me and touches my boobs and stuff and i give him ...
A. 10 April 2008: Why, oh why, is it always the guy who wants to take it to the next level? Because they don't get pregnant!
Let me give you some really good advice. Guys can cum every time when they are new at this, and usually too soon. Girls don't cum easi... (read in full...)
I am having trouble measuring my penis cause it doesn't stay hard
Q. hi, um... im stating to be really weirded out by something, im 17 and my penis is 5.4 or 5.3 or somtimes 4.8, ya see, my problem is my dick can get hard, but then it starts to become soft like 2 seconds after i stop rubbing it, so it will be 5.4, 2 ...
A. 10 April 2008: 5.5 inches is absolutely the most normal and average size according to a lot of different sources. The only way that you can gain penis length, according to Dr. Oz on the Oprah show, is by losing weight - if you have quite a bit around your waist. ... (read in full...)
I like this guy and asked him out. What now?
Q. I asked him out before . I know for a fact that he liked me otherwise I wouldn't have. He said maybe and 2 days later said not now maybe after the exams thanx for asking. After the summer he was watching me all the time and we spoke and once but we ...
A. 10 April 2008: Oh Yeah,
He likes you. Absolutely. Unfortunately, he is letting his group pick who he can go out with, so it would seem. I bet if you hung around with other guys a bit, it might push him enough to get a backbone and make a move of his own. Hope... (read in full...)
My inlaws are making trouble in my marriage and my husband wont stand up for me.
Q. my in-laws are disturbing my life and my husband dont understand even though he knows that sometimes they are wrong. but he never told them that they are wrong. he love me a lot but like them too so he want everything together. i fighted alot, ...
A. 10 April 2008: Why would this be necessary in Singapore? Your sister-in-law isn't unable to raise a child as a widow in your culture, why are your In-Laws insisting that you do this? Are you expected to take care of his parents in their old age as well? This is ... (read in full...)
Should my cousin be wary of this guy?
Q. my cousin has just found out that the guy she is dating who is older than her has 3 children and not one like he told her and it has also come to light that he had physically abused one of his kids when they was only 3 years old for breaking a xmas ...
A. 10 April 2008: I think that you should be as supportive of her as possible and help her sort out how she feels, without pressuring her one way or the other. People always remember what you have said about their rotten husband or boyfriend after they get back ... (read in full...)
How can I tell a stranger her husband is a cheating rat?
Q. I'm kinda new to my area and a few doors down is a married couple, thing is i no her husband is cheating on her, and of what i have seen its been going on for while, they are out together during the day, he comes home at 5,6 in the morning, she ...
A. 10 April 2008: I know that you THINK you are doing the right thing, based on what happened to you, and that your heart is in the right place. I would recommend that you don't though, there's a reason that they have sayings like "Don't shoot the messenger" and ... (read in full...)
I am really worried about my best friend!
Q. I am really worried about my best friend. In the last week she has not been allowed out anywhere, and shes not even allowed to come prom shopping. I have tried to ask what is wrong, and she ses something is but she wont say what. so i really do...
A. 10 April 2008: You are a good friend. The way to continue being one is to not pry too much, and simply be there for her. If she feels comfortable enough, after a while, she may open up to you. It's the best that you can do for her under the circumstances. If ... (read in full...)
What is rainbow kissing? Should I try it?
Q. I might sound really stupid asking this but what does rainbow kissing mean? My current boyfriend is pretty kinky and like trying everything out. I was a virgin when we got together so he's taught me everything i know. He asked me at the weekend ...
A. 9 April 2008: Very edumacational.... (read in full...)
I have a problem with him ending sex with masturbation! Does this stem from watching too much porn?
Q. Lately, whenever we have sex, he cums a little and then says he is close to a "big one" and to play with him (i.e. jack him off, lick him, etc) until he's close and then he'll either cum inside of me or just cum. He seems to be in the mind set that ...
A. 9 April 2008: I can see that if this happened all the time, it wouldn't feel like the two of you were having sex with each other properly. I would think that either vaginal or oral orgasm should be the end goal when you are with your partner, after all, you can ... (read in full...)
How can I compete with his video games? I'm fed up!!
Q. hi first off , i'm 13 and my boyfriend is 17. when i was 12 we started going out we loved each other very much. we had an argument and broke up we were together for 5 and a half months. we then got back together 2 months ago things have been...
A. 9 April 2008: I agree with Kay Kay. Give him a time limit and tell him to stick to it, like an hour playing games with you and an hour by himself. Then get a game that you can both have fun with. I highly recommend Rock Band for XBox - even more addictive than ... (read in full...)
I fell in love but found out she has a daughter from another relationship! How can I look at her the same?
Q. Dear friends out there, thanks for all the great advice you are giving to the world because it's helped lots of people, me included. However, I have one very disturbing situation that I have gotten myself into unintentionally. I fell in love wit...
A. 9 April 2008: And you will be second-hand material in your next relationship? Or does this only apply to women? I'm not sure how this works!
I'm glad for Mary that Joseph wasn't as judgmental as you are. If your honey is single, then no rules have been brok... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 April 2008: Ha! Loved it!
I was once with a bunch of crazy women doing a bus tour through Europe. To pass the time, the women would tell jokes using the mike at the front of the bus. People would print off all of the latest jokes they had been forw... (read in full...)
Should you date your best friend's ex??
Q. I have a best friend. He has many ex girlfriends and I have three. I'm currently seeing some girl in a long distance relationship. My friend has an ex girlfriend I find flinchingly inviting. Would you ever go around with your best friend's ex ...
A. 8 April 2008: Nooooo. Ooooh. That's a Cardinal Rule of Dating. It just gets really, really messy. My son is 25 and two of his friends are always doing this. It's really disrespectful and hard on the friendship because it draws a lot of different loyalty ... (read in full...)
Any suggestions for how I can keep myself occupied while my bf is away??
Q. Okay, I have this problem.....my bf is a doctor....therefore he is gone alot..........and I am an attention whore basically......what could i do to occupy my time while he is gone?...
A. 8 April 2008: If you are able to, you should get a pet too. They are a wonderful way to get attention, good company and are affectionate! Loads of kisses and cuddles! It might help occupy you time, especially if you get a puppy that you have to train. Just a ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: I like the way you're thinking!!!
YAY!!! LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES!!!!!!!!!!
The teacher is having a spelling bee. Does Anyone know a word that begins with the letter A? Little Johnny's hand shoots up first. The teacher mentally goes over all of the w... (read in full...)
Why do I feel the need to pressurize girls on the net?
Q. I don't want to say I'm not a good person, I am. My question is this: Why, when I talk to a girl (via the internet, because I feel too nervous face to face!), do I feel the need to pressurize them (not stop when they dont send me messages for a d...
A. 8 April 2008: You do need a girlfriend, and you want one too. You can put up a front and say what you think you want everyone else to believe, or you want to believe yourself, but your actions are speaking much louder than your words. If you didn't want a ... (read in full...)
Any suggestions for how I can keep myself occupied while my bf is away??
Q. Okay, I have this problem.....my bf is a doctor....therefore he is gone alot..........and I am an attention whore basically......what could i do to occupy my time while he is gone?...
A. 8 April 2008: That's Nice.
You should join a few groups! Take some night courses! Improve your own degree or try a new one! Volunteering is a great idea too!... (read in full...)
I cant say no to being with the love of my life
Q. So me an my boyfriend of almost 6 months just broke up, an I dont know what to do honestly, he came over friday night and we hung out for a little while then he broke up with me, i was heart broken so we talked for like 2 hours then we got ...
A. 8 April 2008: Does his behavior prove to you that he loves you? Or that he is selfish, wants his own way all the time and is a controlling bully who uses you for sex? You have to stand up for something, Otherwise you'll fall for anything. Take off the ... (read in full...)
I'm kind of worried that I might be pregnant.?
Q. okay so me and this guy I'm talking to had sex. he didn't use a condom the first time, but he did the 2nd time. I'm kind of worried that I might be pregnant. i don't know what to do. help?...
A. 8 April 2008: You very well could be pregnant. You have 72 hours from the time that you had sex to use the Morning After Pill to prevent a pregnancy. If this has already passed, take and over the counter pregnancy (follow the directions to the letter) test 5 ... (read in full...)
How do I get her back after I scared her away? I told her I loved her...
Q. I met this girl almost 20 years ago during a vacation and we have kept in touch mostly by letters ever since. We have seen each other a few times over the years and call each other from time to time. Recently she called me and wanted to start up a ...
A. 8 April 2008: I love that answer, LonelyTwo! "Love her as a person!".
If you are willing to continue talking with her and cool it down, I think it's worth a chance. Not entirely sure that it would definitely be "over", like L2 said, she probably just got a bi... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: "5"!!! Dammit. No more posting when I am sober.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: The LIQUID PANTY REMOVER or the "q1604"
1 part lime juice
1 part vodka
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Spill one on floor...
Wepeat
OOOPS!!!!!! PANTIES ON HEAD!!!!!!!!!! Wheeee!!!!!!!!!!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: HA HA HA ha ha ha...
THESE ARE SO GREAT! Keep 'em coming!
I've decided to adopt mandy7, eyeswideopen and q1605. What's the significance of q and 1605? I'm just nosey and like to know these things...
Here's one that Mandy reminded me of.
A wo... (read in full...)
I feel that masturbating is the reason my grades have dropped!
Q. I do masturbate and I feel so sick about it. I'm only 13 but everyone in my family knows that I do it. I'm not sure what to do. I need help and also don't tell me about how it's so healthy, and it's natural, because I use a back massager to masturba...
A. 7 April 2008: Perhaps they can hear the back massager?
Masturbation is SO normal and a perfectly fine release. I think that if your family is making you feel guilty about this, you should know that it is a Perfectly natural thing and that EVERYBODY does it. ... (read in full...)
What would you do if you wanted an abortion, but your partner didn't?
Q. If you are pregnant and dont want to have the baby for a lot of reasons and know in your heart the best thing would be to not have the baby, but your boyfriend really does want to have the baby, how should you decide if you keep the baby or not? ...
A. 7 April 2008: Flynn 24 has been posting for quite a while anonymously. Perhaps he should step up and post under his moniker. Could the moderators please remove this answer and the offensive name calling.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi were arguing about *When Life Begins*.
The Priest proclaimed, in no uncertain terms "I believe, as does the Holy Roman Catholic Church, that Life Itself Begins at the MOMENT of Conception!".
The Minister, not want... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: GWAPES!!!!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: That's so funny! My daughter called it wet wine last week too!
I think that we should all pitch in and get Uncie Phil's Chicken Bazooka and bring it along to the Bar-B. If it's military issue, it should only cost a couple of million poun... (read in full...)
I have brown vaginal discharge, what could it be?
Q. Hey, This is one for the ladies, I know this topic sounds horrible but I'd really appreaciate your help. I have vaginal discharge that is a brown colour... it's quite mucassy. I had a normal period the week before last. Any ideas? I have abdomi...
A. 6 April 2008: You could be having a bit of spotting around your ovulation. It normally is just a bit of brown or red discharge, but not enough to soak more than a pad. If it's also quite slippery, it's probably just that. If you also DON'T feel crampy, but ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 6 April 2008: ALL LATECOMERS WELCOME!
Bring your own protective eye wear, BP's, nasal spray, Depends, paper towels for spit takes and other clean ups, ear plugs, Tom Jones and CAFFEINE. Also Martini's and various drinks. No admission unless you have a reci... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: Efalump Cocktail
Two scoops of Ice Cream
One scoop of Efalump
Hopefully, not from Behind Efalump.
Efalump patties!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: OMG!!!!
Found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious! I might have known it was a fellow nutter! Doppelgangers or twins separated at birth????????????
How totally bizarre. It's like the telephone game of jokes in two different countries! Have to wond... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: Wow, Seriously? Can you send me the link? Love Kismet!!! I may have a fellow traveller there! Love that.
There Are NO Coincidences, There Is Only God In Sunglasses and a False Mustache.
I'd love to read it!
BIG SCRUNCHIE HUGS AND KISSES. ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: Duck walks into a bar. Got Any Gwapes?
Bartender says No. Get out. We don't serve Ducks. Duck leaves.
Duck returns to the bar. Got Any Gwapes?
Bartender says Look, I just told you NO. We don't serve Ducks. Get Out! Duck leaves.
Duc... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: I though Aer Lingus was a hot tub...
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: You can't get pregnant if you swallow, but you have more fun getting oral sex than giving it - however, you need a very cunning linguist. Irish, that drink sounds like Tigers Milk that everyone drinks in Turkey. Take some Reki and add water. ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 1 April 2008: Flying Penguins?... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 1 April 2008: Transmogrificators? *TROGDOR!!!* Were they gender-benders or veggiemites? Everybody loves TROGDOR.* ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: BigSis!!! Good Shtick! Thanks for the laughs!!! They put his left leg in, and that when the whole problem started... Ar Ar Ar!
Ba Da Bum Tschhhh!!!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 30 March 2008: YOU ARE TOTALLY OUT OF YOU NUTT! I am never going to remember my vowels the same way again. SPIT TAKE!!!!!!!!!!! Clean lap top... Clean Shirt... Clean screen... LOL!!! XXXXXXXX
The WHOLE point of contraceptive mouthwash is that the Borax prot... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 27 March 2008: *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING*
Attention K-Mart Shoppers!
We have a blue light special on Contraceptive Mouthwash, especially designed to prevent just such matters from happening.
It is interesting that you know so much about the human anatom... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 26 March 2008: Is that a Venti Capistrano?
Moca Choco-latta Ya Ya! Be Your Lady Marmalade! WAY to much Guitar Hero and Rock Band going on in my house, obviously.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Love That!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Two Canadians are driving home from a bar. They are not politically correct and are sipping from a couple of travelers (beers-to-go). Suddenly, there are flashing lights in the rear view mirror. Doug is afraid to get caught drunk driving, so Bob ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: OOOooooohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POLITICS!!!!!! Yay!
Monika Lewinski's Ex-Boyfriend's WIfe for President!
Once You Go Barack - You Never Go Back!!!
Got nuthin on the Republican...
Don't you just love Canadians who live in Chicago!!!!!
Tota... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Smootchies Kay Kay!!! YOU RULE!
( :S )={
TELLULAH ROCKS!!!!
Yeah Baby!
Have to run, incredibly busy playing Guitar Hero. Hit me with your best shot - fire away! OMG, what a fun game. Having WAY too much fun on this Easter weekend! HOPE E... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: What's with the moniker, Toasty? And the altitude? Most of us are here to help and if we were blowing off a bit of steam, well, Bob's Your Uncle! If you have noticed, most of the people answering have posted well over 500 answers, if not ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 21 March 2008: Ocean Babies! By seamen! Better than oral babies. Have thrown my panties on the barbie that Tom Jones is using in Irish's "Green Green Grass From Home".
It is absolutely not possible to get pregnant by swallowing semen. Or swimming in the ocea... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 18 March 2008: Seamen - Don't leave for a long sea voyage without them!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 15 March 2008: I've got nuthin....... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 14 March 2008: BIG SMOOTCHIES to ALL!!! THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! XXX... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: I'm not drinking, I'm on the patch. Drinking causes oral babies.
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Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Nasal spray... Lots and lots of nasal spray... That must be it. Spring fever has hit Dear Cupid, we're all on nasal spray, and Irish suspiciously has NOT posted the mapquest to her home... And who could blame her! OMG, what a par-tay!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: A) We still have the Queen's Representative, the Governor General here.
B) We don't care much about it.
C) I'm in Chicago.
D) WE TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM HERE!!!!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: A) We still have the Queen's Representative, the Governor General here.
B) We don't care much about it.
C) I'm in Chicago.
D) WE TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM HERE!!!!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: I would like to think so, but I am no rocket surgeon. I would also advise taking them out occasionally, and not sneezing as well. Especially during... Or... Is that the point?!!! I'm so confused.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: If you fall asleep afterwards, you need to wear earplugs if you are hoping for a baby too...... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Ba Da Bum Bum Tcssssh!
Good Shtick!
Have officially put on some Depends to continue reading this column...
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