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Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.
I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!
I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.
: ^ )
Some special pointers to remember:
1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.
2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.
3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
4} Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present.
5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...
So please take care of yourselves.
BigSis. xXx
B = Beauty
I = Is
G = Genetic
S = Sense
I = Is
S =Sanity
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Latest articles: BigSis and Bitchology
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14 October 2008: {Please read to the end} When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch, and when I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way...they call me a bitch. ...
As a mum myself...I beg you all - please think before you drink and drive!
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13 October 2008: I went to a party.. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. + I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. + I m...
How many times do you have to get married to realise 'this is the one' ?!
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1 October 2008: *The 11th Husband* A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to"Please be gentle ~ I'm still a virgin". 'What?!' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be ...
Warning! Alcohol and it's FX!!
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21 August 2008: Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards, and all of their hopes and dreams. Now, if I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and thei...
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
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1 July 2008: After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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24 March 2008: Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
Keep your sex-life alive
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12 March 2008: A quick tip for the ladies reading this: I was told once, many years ago that the secret of success in keeping your sex life alive with your partner, whether it be your boyfriend, fiance or husband, is to act like a ----- in the bedroom and a wife ...
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 28 February 2009: A man gets home, tells his wife ''Get me a beer before it starts.''
He drinks it then says, ''Quick, get me another before it starts.''
Again she gets it, he drinks it and says, ''Another before it starts.''
She brings him another. He knocks it ba... (read in full...)
My g/f said "I don't want to hurt you I want you to hurt me"?
Q. Alright, I have one that's been kind of in the back of my head for awhile. My girlfriend recently told me, "I don't want to hurt you, I want you to hurt me." Every once and awhile it has come back up in my head and I wonder what that means. It's ...
A. 15 January 2009: Hello again you. Now I've read more from you, I'm going to offer the opposite advice to what I suggested last week. I'm going to suggest you bite your lip now and don't bring this up again. She's made it quite clear that she's chosen you over him... (read in full...)
My g/f said "I don't want to hurt you I want you to hurt me"?
Q. Alright, I have one that's been kind of in the back of my head for awhile. My girlfriend recently told me, "I don't want to hurt you, I want you to hurt me." Every once and awhile it has come back up in my head and I wonder what that means. It's ...
A. 9 January 2009: If I were in your shoes, I'd ask her outright. You're beating yourself up about what she meant, yet you could save all all your angst by just simply asking her.
There's nothing worse than prolonging a situation, as you're gonna get a multitude of r... (read in full...)
As a mum myself...I beg you all - please think before you drink and drive!
Q. I went to a party.. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. + I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. + I m...
A. 20 December 2008: Hi everyone, BigSis is back. xXx * Now, as we're fast approaching the end of the year, I just wanted to add to my article in relation to the drink and driving issues, and because it's Christmas people tend to get a little too 'merry' and a lot le... (read in full...)
I have been so down this week and its all to do with him and what he is capable of...
Q. Right I haven't done this for a while, it's actually weird being on the other end so to speak... I'm going through a hard time at the moment, My ex husband (please no one say just get over it its not that simple I wish it was) yes my ex husband well ...
A. 17 November 2008: Hey Baby!
I've only just read all of this just now, and like a couple of the others have said, I already know what you went through, if you remember - you told me the other night on the phone. (totally hammered, you were):^) Your son also told me s... (read in full...)
I love my husband, but since having our children, I've lost my sex drive. Please help.
Q. I am a 27 yr old mother of 2 awesome boys (5 and 2). Since having my kids i have lost my sex drive. This problem is ruining my life and my 8 yr relationship with my husband. I feel really bad because he thinks that i do not love him or am not attr...
A. 17 November 2008: I don't think you've lost your sex drive at all, as you wouldn't be enjoying it so much when you do do it. It might be that you're just over tired and all you want to do is sleep when you finally do get to bed. I do understand how you're feeling ... (read in full...)
A survey on family household stuff...for school, and I need your answers.
Q. Hey guys! I'm doing a survey in school + need as many people as possible to take part, it's okay if it's not allowed to be asked on here.. but if it is, could you please answer these questions with who you think should do these things? m = man, w = ...
A. 16 November 2008: wash up...B
washing...B
hoover...B
feed a baby...B
change a light bulb...B
school run...B
put up shelves...B
fix the car...B
cook...B
put the children to bed...B
work full time...B
That's the key to a great relationship, as well as love... (read in full...)
How can I ask him out without scaring him??
Q. I'm tired of having my crush ignore me a lot of the time. So, instead, I am considering asking him out, but considering I'm only 13 and never had a boyfriend before, I'm really unsure as to the best way to ask him without scaring him. Any advic...
A. 15 November 2008: Well my sweet, first of all do not approach him wearing a 'Scream' mask, that'll definitely scare him! LoL!! No, sorry, but seriously now...just do it, take a deep breath, and go for it, like the previous Anon poster suggests - ask him if he fancie... (read in full...)
Please help, I really don't understand boys sometimes!!
Q. I have recently split up with my boyfriend and have been left heartbroken, I just don't know what to do. I want to text him and sort things out, but I don't know whether that would be the right thing to do, because he might get even more annoyed. ...
A. 15 November 2008: Hello my darlin', well, do any of us really understand boys? I know, they can be a real pain in the seating area sometimes. Just give him a little time my luv. Don't text him and see if he contacts you first. Try and hold back and find somethin... (read in full...)
I am 14 and PREGNANT! What do I do?
Q. HELP! I had sex with my boyfriend about 2 weeks to a month ago and i have recently started feeling weird, so i took a pregnancy test prayed it wouldnt be positive and it was-i'm pregnant, you can probably tell from my age that i'm under aged, bu...
A. 15 November 2008: NEWS FLASH: Baby Rose was born on the 20th July 2008. Please - advice givers - read all the replies before posting your messages..I beg you! This girl's baby will be at school in a few years, and you'll STILL be advising her whether or ... (read in full...)
We're having twin boys, I'm delighted but inside I'm freaking out!
Q. I'm 21 years old and my fiance is 20 and 3 months pregnant by me but didn't tell me right away because she was scared. but we got over it and she moved in with me. we went to the doctor to see what we were having and we are having twin boys. I am ...
A. 13 November 2008: Hello you,
If I can just say, my husband felt exactly the same as what you're feeling right now. I had twins too, and we were overjoyed, but at the same time we were terrified that we wouldn't cope - which is normal, so stop freaking out and thin... (read in full...)
BigSis and Bitchology
Q. {Please read to the end} When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch, and when I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way...they call me a bitch. ...
A. 10 November 2008: Thanks Vamp Gal...
...I like the new me, I believe it's the best way to be, and do you know why? Because I've been walked all over, bullied, abused in lots of ways - you name it, I've taken it, too much s**t in the past has happened to me. Well no m... (read in full...)
She yelled at me and accused me of cheating. It's only a picture!!
Q. Is this cheating? I have a picture of a female musician on my binder. It's a normal picture, not one where she's half naked or in a slutty pose. Girlfriend: Who's that woman? Me: That's a musician I like. Girlfriend: Do you think she's pretty? Me...
A. 5 November 2008: I'd dread to think what she'd say - or even do if you had a nude pic on your binder! If you had a pic of a male musician - she'd probably accuse you of being gay.
You put your foot down and tell her to grow up, and get over it.
BigSis
xXx... (read in full...)
I am 14 and PREGNANT! What do I do?
Q. HELP! I had sex with my boyfriend about 2 weeks to a month ago and i have recently started feeling weird, so i took a pregnancy test prayed it wouldnt be positive and it was-i'm pregnant, you can probably tell from my age that i'm under aged, bu...
A. 1 November 2008: This is for the two anon females who posted just 2 days ago.....PLEASE READ the following:
QUOTE:
"A reader, anonymous, writes (6 April 2008):"
{This is verified as being by the original poster of the question}
"hi
i didnt tell ma parents they... (read in full...)
My man wants to do my backdoor/butt? Any advice?
Q. The guy that I am seeing has been asking me for anal lately and I have never ever done it. I heard it really hurts, but it is ok if you use lots of lube. I am kind of interested in trying it as he is always poking around back there with his cock...
A. 1 November 2008: Whatever happened to experimenting with loads of different sexual positions? That can be so much more fun.....
....but to stick it where the sun don't shine....? Why anyone would want to excavate through the back door is beyond me.
Women were bor... (read in full...)
My girlfriend's family is marrying her off to another guy and I need help to figure out what we can do to avoid this from happening!
Q. Hi, This z raj kapoor please litsen my problem this z very big for me, i know u r use to hear these stories but plz help........ acctualy i m from india and there is in some places very orthodox peaple living and between them there z my girlfriend'...
A. 1 November 2008: Robing,
I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but perhaps this other guy's grammar is more to their liking, wouldn't you agree?
And what's with all the 'z's all over the place??
... (read in full...)
Do men shave their pubes? Do women like it if they do?
Q. Hey, just a quikie...do men shave thier pubes? like i always thought armpit shaving was a girl thing but i have seen men do it, and i tried to shave my crotch pubes once because i see loads of men with no pubes thier, so i thought it was normal to. ...
A. 29 October 2008: Hairy fannies and willies are a sign of adulthood, bald genitalia is just not normal, it's too childlike, and in my opinion, it's wrong.
Yes, a nice tidy up, perhaps a trim if very hirsute, but a clean shaven haven?
Bluuurrrrgh!
ps...Thanks M... (read in full...)
Do women find penises attractive?
Q. Do women find penises attractive? As a guy I know I'd get easily turned on by thinking of vaginas and boobs, but do women think the same way about a man's penis?...
A. 29 October 2008: A penii in the hand is worth two in a bush.
: ^ D
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Do women find penises attractive?
Q. Do women find penises attractive? As a guy I know I'd get easily turned on by thinking of vaginas and boobs, but do women think the same way about a man's penis?...
A. 29 October 2008: Medusa?!
How many willies do think a man's got, Bugs?
Mind you, imagine all them heads cummin' atcha!... (read in full...)
'From a Fairy to a King'...Please help!
Q. Hi agony aunts. I had planned to go as a fairy for halloween this year but at the last minute have decided it might be really unusual to go as Elvis. My halloween party is on Friday - and I need help pulling together a costume FAST! Help! Tips ...
A. 29 October 2008: Was my lickle Pepper 'All Shook Up' then?
Uuuhu!
BigSis has left the building!... (read in full...)
Do women find penises attractive?
Q. Do women find penises attractive? As a guy I know I'd get easily turned on by thinking of vaginas and boobs, but do women think the same way about a man's penis?...
A. 29 October 2008: Is it penii when there's more than one?
Like octopi, cacti and fungi?
... (read in full...)
Do men shave their pubes? Do women like it if they do?
Q. Hey, just a quikie...do men shave thier pubes? like i always thought armpit shaving was a girl thing but i have seen men do it, and i tried to shave my crotch pubes once because i see loads of men with no pubes thier, so i thought it was normal to. ...
A. 29 October 2008: HA! Cousin Itt..love it Monsieur Lepew!
Men's shaven Lunch pack? ... Bald nuts? ...Naked kohones??
Oh no way Jose`!!!
Eeeew puts me in mind of plucked chickens hanging in a butcher's shop window.
Gimme a hairy man any day mate. I like a m... (read in full...)
Do women find penises attractive?
Q. Do women find penises attractive? As a guy I know I'd get easily turned on by thinking of vaginas and boobs, but do women think the same way about a man's penis?...
A. 29 October 2008: "*boump chichka bouww wowww*"
Aww....Alvin and the Chipmunks. spring to mind.
: )
Do Chipmunks have attractive willies?... (read in full...)
'From a Fairy to a King'...Please help!
Q. Hi agony aunts. I had planned to go as a fairy for halloween this year but at the last minute have decided it might be really unusual to go as Elvis. My halloween party is on Friday - and I need help pulling together a costume FAST! Help! Tips ...
A. 29 October 2008: Yeah, I wouldn't have minded seeing him inside...
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'From a Fairy to a King'...Please help!
Q. Hi agony aunts. I had planned to go as a fairy for halloween this year but at the last minute have decided it might be really unusual to go as Elvis. My halloween party is on Friday - and I need help pulling together a costume FAST! Help! Tips ...
A. 29 October 2008: 'A Little Less Conversation' ....?
Wonder if this lass took my advice.... (read in full...)
Do women find penises attractive?
Q. Do women find penises attractive? As a guy I know I'd get easily turned on by thinking of vaginas and boobs, but do women think the same way about a man's penis?...
A. 28 October 2008: Can I say 'Hmmm..... Yeah - Auntie BigSis does'.... again? : )... (read in full...)
I was wondering if agony aunts get paid?
Q. could you please tell me do agony aunts get paid or is it a service they provide for free,thank you....
A. 28 October 2008: Well I'm with 'Eyes' here...I'm friggin' well skint now!!
8 ` ^ (... (read in full...)
Why do guys think boobs are sexy?
Q. Why do guys think that boobs are so sexy? I've always wondered that. And stop with the whole mates-that-support-children-and-produce-better-milk crap. Do you honestly think that when a guy looks at a girl with big boobs he is thinking "Wow I bet ...
A. 27 October 2008: You quoted;
"Personally, the thought of breasts kinda grosses me out. So what's the allure?"
I'm just wondering......are you male or female?
BigSis
x... (read in full...)
Do women find penises attractive?
Q. Do women find penises attractive? As a guy I know I'd get easily turned on by thinking of vaginas and boobs, but do women think the same way about a man's penis?...
A. 26 October 2008: Oh yeah, Auntie BigSis does!
; ^ )
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I am 14 and PREGNANT! What do I do?
Q. HELP! I had sex with my boyfriend about 2 weeks to a month ago and i have recently started feeling weird, so i took a pregnancy test prayed it wouldnt be positive and it was-i'm pregnant, you can probably tell from my age that i'm under aged, bu...
A. 26 October 2008: Thanks for replying.
First of all, sorry to hear of your little one's cold, just keep her warm and smother her in kisses, and give her one from me too.
Secondly, I'm glad we got that misunderstanding sorted. Like Momma said, people just can'... (read in full...)
Does a circumsised penis feel any different during sex to an uncircumsised penis for the man or woman?
Q. Does a circumsised penis feel any different during sex to an uncircumsised penis for the man or woman? Is it unusual for someone to have the snip for the sake of prefering the way it looks? I'm uncircumsised and I'm happy with my penis when erect ...
A. 26 October 2008: Hey, have you realised yet - you're a 'female'? Slight glitch there, thought I'd let you know.
I don't know if uncircumcised feels different, never had the pleasure. But will find out one day, and hopefully soon, then I'll give you my opinion,... (read in full...)
I am 14 and PREGNANT! What do I do?
Q. HELP! I had sex with my boyfriend about 2 weeks to a month ago and i have recently started feeling weird, so i took a pregnancy test prayed it wouldnt be positive and it was-i'm pregnant, you can probably tell from my age that i'm under aged, bu...
A. 26 October 2008: Hey babes...
It's me, BigSis.....I think you got the name wrong in your last post, MammaMia was just updating the previous posters.
How you doing, anyway? Hope all is well with little Rose.
xXx... (read in full...)
I thought that we had a great sex life, I found out he watches porn. He promised to stop, but hasn't. My heart is breaking.
Q. I am 35 Years old,Married for 4 years . i my self and my husband still we do not have children in order to have fun in our life .i was very happy with him he's wonderful ,i thought that we had a great sex life together .after a while from our ...
A. 26 October 2008: My heart would break if a husband I had and loved dearly was having an affair, not if he was watching porn, for goodness sake.
Watching porn IS NOT CHEATING, it's 'curiosity' and it's a 'turn on'.
He's not stopped loving you, so just be grateful... (read in full...)
'From a Fairy to a King'...Please help!
Q. Hi agony aunts. I had planned to go as a fairy for halloween this year but at the last minute have decided it might be really unusual to go as Elvis. My halloween party is on Friday - and I need help pulling together a costume FAST! Help! Tips ...
A. 25 October 2008: You're most welcome Smiles, I've been a dressmaker and now a florist amongst other things, a Sis of all trades if you like.
So now you know where I am, I'd be happy to oblige.
BigSis
xXx... (read in full...)
'From a Fairy to a King'...Please help!
Q. Hi agony aunts. I had planned to go as a fairy for halloween this year but at the last minute have decided it might be really unusual to go as Elvis. My halloween party is on Friday - and I need help pulling together a costume FAST! Help! Tips ...
A. 25 October 2008: Okay my Teddy Bear....
First off...What you need to do is go to a craft shop, they all sell jars or packets of coloured gemstones, they can either be sewn or glued.
White jacket: Get yourself in and out of charity shops (if you're not too prou... (read in full...)
I need help with an essay paper, can anyone help please?
Q. I have an essay paper due friday and I was wondering who is the villain in the catcher in the rye? I have to know how the villain changed the outcome of the novel and such. Any help will be greatly appreciated :P thanks....
A. 24 October 2008: I wonder how she got on. I really wish some of our question askers would come back and update us after we've given them our advice.... (read in full...)
He really hurt me 'down there', how can I stop him from doing this again next time?
Q. I really like my new boyfriend, and hes one of the best kissers i've ever been with, but last night when we were together, he started fingering me really hard and rough. It was much too painful to be enjoyable, and today i'm bruised and swollen ...
A. 24 October 2008: I agree 100% with Q too....listen to him, and remember exactly what he's just told you.
I know how that hurts and it's not nice at all. So nip it in the bud now and be honest with him. He probably didn't even realise he was being so rough, he need... (read in full...)
Could holding my breath for 15 seconds affect my unborn baby?
Q. Will it affect my baby if ocasionally I don't breathe for like 15 seconds.... it's during intercourse... I have stopped but I'm almost four months, will my baby be challenged?...
A. 24 October 2008: Me again....I'm sorry but I've just timed myself holding my breath for 15 seconds and imagined myself in the midst of having intercourse, that must be some intense lovemaking there.
{If you wish to ignore this post, then please do, I was just typi... (read in full...)
Could holding my breath for 15 seconds affect my unborn baby?
Q. Will it affect my baby if ocasionally I don't breathe for like 15 seconds.... it's during intercourse... I have stopped but I'm almost four months, will my baby be challenged?...
A. 24 October 2008: Out of curiosity, what exactly is happening in them 15 seconds?
Sorry...ignore that, my bad?
Like the other aunts have said already, there will be no harm done to your baby, you'll be fine, if anything it'll get you in practice for when your la... (read in full...)
I cannot seem to stop watchin porn! Please help
Q. I have been watching porn sine 6 years and when i am trying to come out of it i am not able to do so. Every time i think of not watching it , but again i watch it. really i terribly feel bad.Need your help badly....
A. 23 October 2008: EXACTLY! Well 'said' Mamma.
BS
x... (read in full...)
I cannot seem to stop watchin porn! Please help
Q. I have been watching porn sine 6 years and when i am trying to come out of it i am not able to do so. Every time i think of not watching it , but again i watch it. really i terribly feel bad.Need your help badly....
A. 23 October 2008: Is it illegal? Is it a sin? Is it giving you pleasure or pain?
I'm not addicted, I'm also not afraid, nor ashamed to openly admit that I like watching it too.
So there, does that make me one of 'the minority' too? So what's all the hoo-ha h... (read in full...)
As a mum myself...I beg you all - please think before you drink and drive!
Q. I went to a party.. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. + I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. + I m...
A. 22 October 2008: With pleasure Mamma,
The more who read it, the better, and with a bit of luck, this whole thing might just sink in.
Take care and thanks.
BigSis
xXx... (read in full...)
As a mum myself...I beg you all - please think before you drink and drive!
Q. I went to a party.. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. + I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. + I m...
A. 15 October 2008: Smiles,
You are one tough cookie. That whole ordeal must have been awful for you and your family, and on top of that - losing a partner too?!
Well done you for being so strong. Some are less fortunate.
I was a little concerned when I put up thi... (read in full...)
As a mum myself...I beg you all - please think before you drink and drive!
Q. I went to a party.. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. + I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. + I m...
A. 14 October 2008: I am sorry if this is upsetting people, but we really do need to get the point across.
Christmas is almost here again, and it's that time of the year when the majority of us and our loved one's are going to be enjoying the festivities and part... (read in full...)
I need help with an essay paper, can anyone help please?
Q. I have an essay paper due friday and I was wondering who is the villain in the catcher in the rye? I have to know how the villain changed the outcome of the novel and such. Any help will be greatly appreciated :P thanks....
A. 23 September 2008: Oooh I say Guillaume! Really?!
What a bastard! Don't think I'll read that book now. Not if it has that affect on people. I mean - John Lennon? FFS! He was my idol!
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 22 September 2008: Can't remember if we've had this one already...but I'm sure many couples will relate to it;
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and ... (read in full...)
I need help with an essay paper, can anyone help please?
Q. I have an essay paper due friday and I was wondering who is the villain in the catcher in the rye? I have to know how the villain changed the outcome of the novel and such. Any help will be greatly appreciated :P thanks....
A. 22 September 2008: Hey Guillaume,
I maybe a cheat....but at least I'm an honest cheat.
; ^ )
x ... (read in full...)
I need help with an essay paper, can anyone help please?
Q. I have an essay paper due friday and I was wondering who is the villain in the catcher in the rye? I have to know how the villain changed the outcome of the novel and such. Any help will be greatly appreciated :P thanks....
A. 22 September 2008: Holden Caulfield: The protagonist and narrator of the novel, finds himself upset with the society in which he lives. Throughout the novel he goes on a journey to find himself.
Holden is immature although he makes attempts to act as if he is matu... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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A. 21 September 2008: Hey Phil, don't you mean Knobworth?....LoL!!...
But wait one cotton pickin' minute..... or is it Knebworth?
Wa'eva, anyway - issnot that far from Letchworth.
LOL!!!
x... (read in full...)
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A. 20 September 2008: Letch!!
: )
x... (read in full...)
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A. 20 September 2008: Excellent Unc!...Sounds about right too! The bear facts, eh? : ^ D Thanks for that. xXx... (read in full...)
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A. 20 September 2008: "Polish Divorce"
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
Th... (read in full...)
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A. 17 September 2008: Girlie Wisdom!
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
One of life's myster... (read in full...)
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A. 10 September 2008: The Man Rules ---
Yeah Right!! So he says.
Some guy has taken the time to write this all down. This is the guys' side of the story. He says;
"We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side". ... (read in full...)
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A. 25 August 2008: Like it, Bubbloo. Sort of thing my ex would have said. {Not that I ever did that, it was the other way round in my case!}
**
Cupidguy,
You have a point there, actually ~ 4 points...but I can't begin to imagine what kind of bra we'd have to wear... (read in full...)
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A. 25 August 2008: Depends...
...now what size buckets we talking here, Unc?
... (read in full...)
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A. 25 August 2008: Thanks Chloe, I intend to..
..because we all need a little humour to brighten our day, sometimes.
**
Cupidguy,
I know you are, so if I've offended you in any way, then from the roundness of my 38D size breasts ~ I offer my sincere apologie... (read in full...)
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A. 25 August 2008: EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the sm... (read in full...)
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A. 10 August 2008: Don't worry Gecko hun, you're safe with me..
"We're none of us stupid ~ right here on Dear Cupid"
We're none of us saying you have small brain
To suggest that have ~ would be terribly lame
To me you're so cute, such a cuddly wee lizard
... (read in full...)
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A. 10 August 2008: Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine.
Created a pussy to their own design.
First, was a Butcher sharp with wit,
Using a knife created a slit.
Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold,
Using a chisle created a hole.
Third... (read in full...)
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A. 10 August 2008: I get 'em off somewhere? You propositioning me, young man?
: o... (read in full...)
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A. 10 August 2008: Yes it was!
: o )
These are even better...
*TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T*:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last mi... (read in full...)
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A. 10 August 2008: Please don't cover your arse on my acount sweetie.
: ^ P
*TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T*:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one ... (read in full...)
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A. 10 August 2008: 2. "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!"
13. "We have a lost child at gate 14, the bidding will start at £20."
Heh heh heh! Brilliant! Love them two.
+++++++++++++... (read in full...)
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A. 9 August 2008: Might have been...
: )
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*TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILST IN SURGERY*
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody s... (read in full...)
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A. 9 August 2008: Really!
As if!!
I'm a respectable woman, what are you incinerating?!... (read in full...)
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A. 9 August 2008: No I wasn't offering, just wanted to know if you were...
: )... (read in full...)
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A. 9 August 2008: HA! Me neither...you offering?
ps...you serious Gecko? About Waz'z reply, I mean?
I hope you're not, else I'll be calling you Thicko Gecko.
Just kidding darling, Waz has a silly sense of humour, and it's catching!
Call me what you like, ... (read in full...)
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A. 8 August 2008: Listed below are the Ten most common
things that men know about women:
1} They have a vaginal opening.
2}
3}
4}
5}
6}
7}
8}
9}
10} Oh, and tits.... (read in full...)
I am 14 and PREGNANT! What do I do?
Q. HELP! I had sex with my boyfriend about 2 weeks to a month ago and i have recently started feeling weird, so i took a pregnancy test prayed it wouldnt be positive and it was-i'm pregnant, you can probably tell from my age that i'm under aged, bu...
A. 3 August 2008: Congratulations, and well done you!
I'm so glad everything turned out great for you. You were extremely brave to go through all that at your age.
Now all that's left for me to say is; I wish you, your boyfriend and your little Rose, health, ... (read in full...)
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A. 24 July 2008: Yeah, thanks Cupidguy, I suppose I am ... in a nice rosy~red~apple kinda way. ; ^ ) Frank Carson? Is he still alive? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? xXx... (read in full...)
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A. 24 July 2008: Now on the other hand....
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
: ^ )
xXx
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A. 24 July 2008: Oh Uncle Phil, you wicked man ... : )
Did you know women are like apples on trees?
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they so... (read in full...)
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A. 22 July 2008: Nice one Tisha
: )
9 WORDS WOMEN USE:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes... (read in full...)
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A. 11 July 2008: Phew! I'm so glad you cleared that one up Cupidguy, I almost didn't let your answer thru'. You got me all paranoid you did! It doesn't take much.
By the way...did you hear about all hell breaking lose at the paranoid schizophrenic pantomim... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: Uncle Phil, I do believe that's The Prince and his Camel you're referring to there.
: ^ o... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: Blimey, Tisha!! {Blesha!}...I'll get back to you on that one when I've read it........
........in a few weeks!
Luv ya!
xXx... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: That's the way to do it...nice one you guys, keep 'em coming.
Andrew, if you're out there? ... Feel free to join in, and these are all jokes that have some connection with relationships, so we're not really off topic here. {Please don't sack me.}... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: QUIZ TIME!!
Q. What's long and tubular and full of seamen? (This joke must be done orally.)
A. A submarine.
Q. What does a dog do that a man steps into?
A. Pants.
Q. What's a four letter word that ends in "k" and means
intercourse?
A. ... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: Apology accepted my darlin'...I take that raspberry back.
*sucks cheeks back in*
: =... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: Thanks buddy, at least someone appreciates my jokes! *blows kiss*
then
*blows raspberry at Diovan*
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A. 10 July 2008: Well that's nice to know, Lestat...thanks for putting a downer on my joke, just when I was starting to smile again.
: (
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A. 10 July 2008: WOW! Thanks for that Anon. I think they're great.
******
THIS IS A KILLER....
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the ne... (read in full...)
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A. 4 July 2008: Well.....
Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUT... (read in full...)
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A. 26 June 2008: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, 'I'l... (read in full...)
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A. 26 May 2008: Have a read of these, they're brilliant...and so appropriate for this site.
Eight Words with two Meanings:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r... (read in full...)
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A. 23 May 2008: Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a... (read in full...)
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A. 21 May 2008: Blimey Vegas...took me all morning to read that. Very funny tho. Keep it up. {As the actress said to the Bishop!}
One more from me before I get on to my private messages, after I've done all my housework...Blurrrhhh!!
**A farmer in Devon ... (read in full...)
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A. 20 May 2008: Thanks WaterLoo....Ditto!
Hey Vegas, nice to 'see' you again! That's what I like to 'hear' .... that I'm putting smiles on people's faces.
: )
___________________________________________________
If you love something, set it free. If it comes... (read in full...)
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A. 19 May 2008: Yo WaterLoo...glad they're makin' you smile hon. This next one's a laugh..
They say Doctors Never Laugh....
The Doctor said 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then', Bob ... (read in full...)
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A. 19 May 2008: *BEFORE MARRIAGE*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: )
John ~ Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane ~ Do you want me to leave?
John ~ NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane ~ Do you love me?
John ~ Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane ~ Have you ever ... (read in full...)
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A. 15 May 2008: The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.
Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you are even remotely familiar with holy scr... (read in full...)
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A. 11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives.
Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)
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A. 10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx
I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to....
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline...
If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)
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A. 10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site.
www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm
~~~~~~~~~... (read in full...)
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A. 9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!!
I've never heard of that before.
I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind.
xXx... (read in full...)
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A. 9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli.
: )
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A. 9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!!
*
Why do little boys whine?
They are practicing to be men.
*
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
... (read in full...)
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A. 9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!!
I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER!
Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)
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A. 9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia.
FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)
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A. 8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!!
Those were crazy! Thanks for them.
xXxXxXx... (read in full...)
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A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it!
Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail.
We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great.
: )
*MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY*
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods and be prepared.
We'... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Very good Vegas.
You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club!
: )
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry...
....with laughter.
Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight;
Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008
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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 May 2008:
Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following;
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Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 19 April 2008: Dear All,
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year.
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy.
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"Choosing a Wife"
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off!
Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ )
"Dead husband sends an email?"
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A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's.
"In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband"
It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it?
You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along...
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out..
Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose.'
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.
Th... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those.
Savour on this ~ if you will....
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
T... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: What happened there?
E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!!
Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage'
A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc'
Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!'
: ^O
I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek.
I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space.
{: ^)
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~
and for all the men who will enjoy reading it.
1. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
2. CATS
Wo... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.
The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help.
More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -)
Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: A woman once said:
A man is like a deck of playing cards...
A Heart to love him...
A Diamond to marry him...
A Club to smash his fecking head in....and...
A Spade to bury the bastard.
(: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more...
1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.
2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters:
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it.
2. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o )
A few... (read in full...)
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