Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She asked if there was something ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 1 April 2008: I'll never change...too lazy... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 31 March 2008: Pink Elephant recipe
1 splash grenadine syrup
2 oz gin
Pour grenadine into a brandy snifter, and swirl so that it coats most of the surface of the glass. Pour out the grenadine briskly, and add gin.
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Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 26 March 2008: Everybody sing...When the swallows come back to Capistrano...... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: If I bring up butt plugs again I'll be TOAST!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Just in case I get trouble....How many democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they like being in the dark. whacca whacca... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: There's a word for people in the states who do not have a sense of humor/humour... they are called "republicans".... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 18 March 2008: Listen here mr/ms anonymous, we aunts need to relieve our stress on occasion so nix on the lecture Okay?! The poster DID get her answer straight off...(stomping off to find butt plugs)... (read in full...)
What ideas do you have for us to talk to her parents constructively about our age gap?
Q. Hi, I am 32 and she is 17. We are having issues with her parents agreeing for us to see each other. I realize everyone has their opinion on my intent and her being young, but that isn't the question. My intent is for us to be together. ...
A. 18 March 2008: I love it that if we don't feel right about advising you on how to sell this relationship to her parents that that makes us closed minded. It doesn't you know. Having been and having raised 17 year old girls, I KNOW very well the maturity level at ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 17 March 2008: hey TELLULAH...so What's New Pussycat??... (read in full...)
My husband has told me he wants an "open marriage" but I can't do this, please help!
Q. My husband has been cheating with my sister the whole time we have been together and married, it's been awful and one trys to stop but my husband won't let it. He wants both! Now she had a child to him so when I try to get him to want only me he ...
A. 17 March 2008: Sorry dear but your whole marriage has been a sham. If you are not into an open marriage, which is an oxymoron as far as I'm concerned, then you have nor other choice but to end it. I agree with Skeez, make HIM leave and lock the door behind him. ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 17 March 2008: I love Tom Jones...... (read in full...)
We're 12 and 13 and love each other; we know we shouldn't have sex but can we take it a step further? To breast touching?
Q. i have been going out with a girl for 3 mounths we love each other very much. she's 12 im 13 same grade. we have made out when ever we could, but i was wundering should we take it a step ferther like breast tuching we both know that sex is not good...
A. 17 March 2008: Does she even have breasts? I sure didn't at 12. Sheeze Louise.... (read in full...)
Each time I shower, I shave my legs and "down there" but it still feels prickly! Need some suggestions!
Q. I'm having a bit of a problem. Each time I shower, I shave my legs and "down there" with warm water, shaving cream, all the things you are supposed to do. My legs are always silky smooth, but it seems no matter how much I try, it still feels ...
A. 17 March 2008: "Yes, but we object to older men answering these question to young girls when they have absolutely no knowledge of the subject."
Is this a royal "we", or are you a group, multiple personality....?????... (read in full...)
What ideas do you have for us to talk to her parents constructively about our age gap?
Q. Hi, I am 32 and she is 17. We are having issues with her parents agreeing for us to see each other. I realize everyone has their opinion on my intent and her being young, but that isn't the question. My intent is for us to be together. ...
A. 17 March 2008: I guess you just don't like what the majority of the aunts have said. On this site you get a variety of answers and advice. It's up to you to decide what advice you think makes the most sense to you. However it's always interesting to me to see what ... (read in full...)
I'm 14 already and still have never had a boyfriend...
Q. Please help! I'm a 14 year old girl, brown hair, slightly attractive, nice figure, killer personality and yet I've never had a bf. I always fancy someone but I'm far too shy to ask them out and I won't let my mates ask them out for me. This is ...
A. 14 March 2008: that's willing to BET... (read in full...)
I'm 14 already and still have never had a boyfriend...
Q. Please help! I'm a 14 year old girl, brown hair, slightly attractive, nice figure, killer personality and yet I've never had a bf. I always fancy someone but I'm far too shy to ask them out and I won't let my mates ask them out for me. This is ...
A. 14 March 2008: I'm willing to be this poster has found a boyfriend by now...look at the date...might even have grandkids...... (read in full...)
Sexual orientated texts from a married woman
Q. Would you consider it appropriate for a married woman to send text messages that have a sexual theme to a single man? There's a woman at my workplace who I foolishly gave my number to so she could send me, at the time, an innocent media message. Now ...
A. 14 March 2008: I agree with the sister. We pass emails all over the place at work. I wouldn't read too much into this. Now if she does make a move on you, you know what to do, right?... (read in full...)
Each time I shower, I shave my legs and "down there" but it still feels prickly! Need some suggestions!
Q. I'm having a bit of a problem. Each time I shower, I shave my legs and "down there" with warm water, shaving cream, all the things you are supposed to do. My legs are always silky smooth, but it seems no matter how much I try, it still feels ...
A. 14 March 2008: Never mind her, we love you DoubleM, chime in whenever you feel like it, Buddy!... (read in full...)
More than one way to get up the Duff!!
Q. Some us ‘Aunts’ have been entertaining ourselves with fundamental questions about various ways pregnancy occurs…. I remembered that there were strange stories surrounding the births of some of the gods and goddesses of ancient myth, and I had a ...
A. 14 March 2008: I know after I gave birth it looked like I had carried them in my thighs!... (read in full...)
Caught my ex cheating with the same girlfriend and now he won't talk to me!
Q. My ex and i have been broken up now for about 6 months, he now has a girlfriend...i caught him cheating with this same girlfriend...he treated my disrespectfully and not a way a woman should be treated, but somehow i still think about him all the ...
A. 14 March 2008: Sounds like it, but he isn't in love with you. Leave him alone and move on, you don't want to make a spectacle of yourself, my dear. ... (read in full...)
Very attracted to my cousin, should I act on it?
Q. i really like my cousin she and i are both 15 and i think she really likes me also. i desperately wanna kiss her make out and all that stuff because shes got nice boobs nice posterior hot body unbelievable attractive face. what should i do, i just ...
A. 14 March 2008: I suggest a very cold shower. It's the best cure for those raging hormones, Dude.... (read in full...)
What ideas do you have for us to talk to her parents constructively about our age gap?
Q. Hi, I am 32 and she is 17. We are having issues with her parents agreeing for us to see each other. I realize everyone has their opinion on my intent and her being young, but that isn't the question. My intent is for us to be together. ...
A. 14 March 2008: I hope her parents will continue to protect their daughter. Of course there will still be the same age gap when she is an adult but the maturity gap will shrink. There is a solid reason for the laws against this type of relationship. Act responsibly ... (read in full...)
How much longer do I wait? I don't want to nag, but I don't want to let it go either.
Q. I have been living with my boyfriend for 6 mos now. He has soul custody of 3 kids. They sometimes go and see their mom, but she is not very frequent. I love them all dearly, and we get along quite well, but there just isn't enough time for he and I ...
A. 13 March 2008: Arrange for the babysitter, make dinner reservations, lay out his clothes for him, and don't take no for an answer. However once a week may be just a tad optimistic.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Zeke and Brandon will keep that old bird a rolling for us!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: And you called ME a scamp! ... (read in full...)
Manipulative behaviour
Q. Help! I really need some advice and very quickly. I have a situation which I just don't know how to deal with. I am a woman who has a really close relationship with a gay man, - we are best friends, and he and his partner and I are really close. ...
A. 13 March 2008: I knew a girl like this in college, she was a real master at saying the cruelest things, things that could singe your hair off, but the way she said it, it all sounded so innocent. Guys could never pick up on it but you can sure bet the girls did. I ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Tisha you need to let me know when Zeke has restocked the BP's I have to bring some to Irish's party.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: That's a Navel orificeR! ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: I'm looking that up in our manual for you Uncle Phil...humm let's see...it just says "yes" I guess cause a navel is just an orifice with a permanent plug.... (read in full...)
Is privacy good? My bf changed his chatroom pins after an argument...
Q. is privacy good? my bf and i we knew everything about each other. even our chatroom pins etc. all stuff like that. and now we had a argument. and we changed our pins. is it good? or is the reason maby that he does not want me knowing everything ...
A. 13 March 2008: I think privacy is very important to a relationship. You should be able to trust that your partner is behaving with respect towards you and your relationship whether he is online or walking in the park. Without that privacy and trust your ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: hee hee...I hope...snort...Andrew doesn't...ha ha...get pissed off at us...(wipes eyes)... (read in full...)
Can we cure my brother of his addiction to pastel-jacketed family saga novels?
Q. I'm embarrassed to say that my 39 year old brother has started to love reading family saga series - I find this pretty funny. I don't think I'd associate that type of fiction a male tends to read in his spare time. Ever since my family visited my ...
A. 13 March 2008: Your brother is 39 years old, nuff said.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Threesomes is right after spit-roasts in the manual, I think. We should ask Irish to fire up her backyard BBQ!... (read in full...)
Does he genuinely love me?
Q. How can I tell if my boyfriend is in love with me and doesn't love his ex anymore?...
A. 13 March 2008: Ask him.... (read in full...)
Is there any physical harm in giving or receiving a golden shower?
Q. My husband and I have a great relationship. We have been married 24 years and our only child is on his own now. We have always been open to "suggestions" as long as it doesn't hurt the other or both physically. We always agreed to try what the ...
A. 13 March 2008: Peaches is right, the only physical harm would be to your carpet, showers work better, unless you have really private backyard.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: This poster is now asking about threesomes....yikes... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Thanks Uncle Phil I'll add yet another page to the Dear Cupid Sex for Dummies manual!... (read in full...)
I really loved the way my girlfriend looked when we first met but I don't find her attractive any more.
Q. We've been going out for about 1 1/2 yrs and we live together. We did just have a baby about 4 mos ago. I do love her and the baby and i don't want to jeopordize our relationship but i can't get into her physically because i'm just not attracted to ...
A. 13 March 2008: It takes 9 months to get your body all stretched out of shape and at least that much time to get it back together. Your baby is only 4 months old! Jeeze cut her some slack Dude. Help her out in anyway you can, watch the baby while she goes to the ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Of course Birdy! If you plug up all the female orifices after nasal sex, pregnancy is bound to result! Sex education is sooo easy, isn't it?!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: This just in...When performing nasal sex if you remove your butt plug first the semen will flow right out of you without the possibility of pregnancy, however you must remain in an upright position at all times. FYI... (read in full...)
Does our ages and age difference count?
Q. hello everyone, i really need help. i'm 15 and there's a friend who lives on my street, i have knew him since i was about 6. (he is 13 now by the way so i'm 2 years older). we both fancy eachother. do you think it would be right for us to have sex ...
A. 13 March 2008: Absolutely anytime someone has to ask this question the answer is NO.... (read in full...)
What ideas do you have for us to talk to her parents constructively about our age gap?
Q. Hi, I am 32 and she is 17. We are having issues with her parents agreeing for us to see each other. I realize everyone has their opinion on my intent and her being young, but that isn't the question. My intent is for us to be together. ...
A. 13 March 2008: As a parent of daughters I wouldn't allow it either and there would be nothing you could say that would change my mind. I guess you wait until she is a legal adult and not living under her parent's roof.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Please do not reproduce...ever.... (read in full...)
My teacher is ignoring me, help!
Q. I have this teacher and somtimes i think he ignores me. When i asked him a question he wasn't looking at me when answering it he was looking at my friend next to me and i did ask loud enough becuase he was right in front of me and he looked at me ...
A. 12 March 2008: You don't need to be friends to learn from a teacher. If he is answering your questions, who cares who he is looking at while he does it? However if he isn't checking your work that is another matter and I'd bring that up with him. If you still ... (read in full...)
I want to be the person I was before I had my daughter. Any advice??
Q. I just had my daughter four months ago and ever since I got pregnant my entire personality has changed...for the worse!!! I used to be a happy go lucky get along with everyone kinda of person and now i am depressed and angry and rude an sarcasti...
A. 12 March 2008: It sounds like post-partum depression. You need to visit your doctor and tell him how you are feeling. There are medications available for this and will be of huge help. Good luck, honey and tell us what he/she does for you.... (read in full...)
I'm scared my boyfriend will beat me!
Q. Ive been going out with my boyfriend Steve for a year now. The thing is, he has troule erecting. He is always watching porn, and I am anorexic, which he finds extremely sexy. Also last year, Dan his friend raped me. I didn't tell Steve as I know he ...
A. 12 March 2008: For crying out loud, where are your parents? You have a violent "boyfriend", you've been raped, you are anorexic, and you aren't even 16 years old yet! You need to find the nearest adult and tell them about this entire mess, honey. You are on the ... (read in full...)
Lesbian sisters?
Q. hi. i am 18 and i am a lesbian. my younger sister is 13 and we are close. i have started to get horny around her and want to know if this is wrong. should i not spend as much time with her?...
A. 12 March 2008: This is one post that should stay buried in the past it brings in the weirdos.... (read in full...)
She complains I don't display desirable masculinity...
Q. I don't know how to be "the man" for my girlfriend. She complains that I'm not masculine enough for her. One example: Her managers at work hit on her often, even as far as buying her gifts. I want to do something about it, but I have no idea how ...
A. 12 March 2008: Ha ha good job q1605! Tooooooooooo funny... (read in full...)
He has to work at getting an erection with me yet he gets one no problem when he looks at other women. Should I be worried?
Q. Most of the time my boyfriend has to work at getting an erection so we can have sex. He tells me that I turn him on but he has also told me that if he checks out another woman and is turned on by what he sees, he gets an erection quickly. Is this ...
A. 12 March 2008: Okay from your last posting my advice is to dump the stupid jerk.... (read in full...)
Meeting with my ex's friend for the first time in nearly a year.
Q. Hi everyone. Tomorrow I am going to a university for an interview. This university is located about 50 miles from where I first met my long distance (240 miles) first love at a train station in her home town 3 years ago this summer. She brok...
A. 12 March 2008: Good news. I always knew you were a survivor, Buddy. Stay in control.... (read in full...)
He has to work at getting an erection with me yet he gets one no problem when he looks at other women. Should I be worried?
Q. Most of the time my boyfriend has to work at getting an erection so we can have sex. He tells me that I turn him on but he has also told me that if he checks out another woman and is turned on by what he sees, he gets an erection quickly. Is this ...
A. 11 March 2008: You don't say how old your boyfriend is but if e is in your age group it's pretty strange that he has erectile problems. He should be checked out medically. As far as his insensitive and stupid comment about other women, the oldersister is right on.... (read in full...)
Meeting with my ex's friend for the first time in nearly a year.
Q. Hi everyone. Tomorrow I am going to a university for an interview. This university is located about 50 miles from where I first met my long distance (240 miles) first love at a train station in her home town 3 years ago this summer. She brok...
A. 11 March 2008: Let us know what happened when you get back OK?... (read in full...)
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