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reader, Tisha-1  +, writes (8 April 2008):
 Rhythm, the party here is NEVER over! It just keeps getting nuttier... Snickers!
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 March 2008): Party, did someone say party? Did I miss the party? Ohh.......damn!
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 March 2008): Where's Dick Dastardly and Muttley gone? Let me guess - Wiley Coyote will soon be replaced with the Roadrunner?
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 March 2008): TA MATE!!!!!!!I do look after her (:0) were's she gone? xxx
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 March 2008): Nice Pussy Mandy!
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 March 2008): What happened to colonel mouse turd!!!!!EH!!!!!I was just gettin used to him (:0) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx How long ave I got wiv Mr Lea n Perrin? XXXX :}
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 March 2008): It's a distinct possibility Mandy love . . . .!
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 March 2008): hello marmite! :} you either love it or you hate it! Mmmm !I LOVE IT!!!!! And uranus bars Mmm! must try one tanks tisha love u guys loads lots of squishy sweety hugs MANDY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX:} U wouldnt be changing your piccy to confuse I would you phil love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 March 2008): That's interesting. Did you know that Uranus has rings around it? So has Saturn, but it doesn't sound so good, does it?
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reader, TELLULAH  +, writes (27 March 2008):
 I bet Chocolate round Uranus could get uncomfortable, maybe thats why they changed the name.
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reader, Yos  +, writes (27 March 2008):
 It just occurred to me that if you combine a Mars Bar party with a Lipstick party (aka Rainbow party), you get a Stripy Lollipop party (that's a Lifesafers Popsicle party for the Americans)
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (27 March 2008):
You know, the original name of the Mars Bar was Uranus Bar, but for some reason, only a handful were sold. They had a bit more luck with Jupiter and Venus Bars, but finally realized that the best bet was Mars.
This is from Wikipedia:
Other products have also been released using the Mars branding.
Mars Delight
Mars Drink
Mars Ice Cream
Mars Midnight Ice Cream
Mars Cake Bar
Mars Bisc & (Australia & the UK - A biscuit with Mars topping)
Mars Pods (Australia & New Zealand - a small crunchy biscuit with Mars filling)
Mars Rocks
Mars Muffin
Mars Planets - Small balls similar to Maltesers with nougat, crunchy and caramel fillings
I'm curious, has anyone had the Mars Rocks or Mars Muffins?
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reader, TELLULAH +, writes (27 March 2008):
I bet if he did he would never admit it!! Lordy Lordy.
Takes Allsorts
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reader, BigSis +, writes (27 March 2008):
 Tellullah, maybe he likes them toasted. : o)
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reader, TELLULAH +, writes (27 March 2008):
I dont like mars bars, I'm allergic to them. Do you think I could eat one from the other end safely then? I'm not allergic to nuts though. Thats why I'm friends with you lot on here.
Do ya recon toasty like mars bars? bet he does the saucy bugger.
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 March 2008): Come on you guys we all no what happened to Mr Cadbury when he messed round with Miss rountree, His Fun Size Mars Bar went abit Chrunchie!!!!And then his poor wife Caramel went and got some s.t.d as Miss Rountree had Allsorts!!!!! Does no one listen to my SWEET!!!!! Advice :}!!!!!! And I hope the spit roast is still on..Dont be put of irish hun Ill do the candy bar ok! And uncle phil Snickers mate your nuts!!!!!!well at least we no what butt plugs are really made out off EXCITING STUFF ALL THIS! XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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reader, birdynumnums  +, writes (27 March 2008):
 I thought that the kinkiest thing to do with a mars bar was to go to Scotland and deep fry it in fat. I'd hate to put anything involved in this technique next to a vat of hot oil. It would start heading into the S & M category - SMars Bars. Ouchies. Note to self, stick to BP's instead. Very informative, this column.
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2008): Is there a "One sized fits all", Phil?
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2008): Irish - should I get a family pack or individual regular sized bars? The family pack is double-wrapped but the bars are smaller.
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (26 March 2008):
Okay, so who's in charge of the dearcupid sex manual? This needs to be included right away....
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2008): That can be added to my list of stuff I've learnt so far.
Butt plugs..
Spit roast..
MARS BAR PARTIES..
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2008): Yes, Phil.-*sigh* I will proudly state I have had a happily, unaware, sheltered life. Phil, you are supplying the chocolate bars? Preferably no nuts and wrappers on, as Tisha pointed out. Oh what the heck...whatever your preference., We aren't fussy folks here. Mars Bars, Snickers , if you want bring (your) 'nuts'...who are we to argue...lol
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (26 March 2008):
 Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (26 March 2008):
Ummm Uncle Phil did you mean POTASSIUM instead of phosphorus? Don't they make matches out of phosphorus?
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2008): I was just wondering - is it possible to have a Mars Bar spit roast, ie. one either end?
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2008): Well Tisha, obviously you peel it immediately before consumption. Bananas are also a rich source of phosphorus which is very good at preventing cramp - ask any diver - muff or otherwise. And BigSis - there's nothing wrong with my nuts - but I do like your way of thinking!
Here we go again folks!!
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reader, BigSis +, writes (26 March 2008):
Uncle Phil, Mars Bars are safer, Snickers...not good for those with nut allergies!
Mars Bar Parties? Best place to combine all activities -
if you want to work rest and play that is. : o)
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (26 March 2008):
To our poster, we are not making fun of you, by the way. I had no idea what a mars bar party was either, and I'm in my 40s!
Back to the banana issue, aren't we taught that unless we know where it's been, it's better to keep a wrapper on it? No glove, no love kind of thing?
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2008): Well i'd like to think its a small gathering of people who eat mars bars, but then again my guess does appear kinda unrealistic...
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2008): In any case, a peeled banana is rather less messy and is a much better indicator of the strength of the pelvic floor muscles.
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2008): Oh Irish - you HAVE led a sheltered life haven't you? I find the snickers bar is far superior as it doesn't melt quite so easily. And I like peanuts.
Reminds me of a place of entertainment in Mombasa . . .
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (26 March 2008):
Wait eyes! Why not use the mars as a BP? And Irish, if the wrapper is still on, do you think that would be okay?
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (26 March 2008):
Irish assign the BBQ candy bar detail to somebody else OK? I'm still hunting down the elusive BT's.
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2008): Wow..never heard of this one! lol Another educational concept, for us old Aunties to think about. One good thing about all this...after I read the wikpedia explanation of what this is..I am now cured of my addiction to chocolate bars! lol
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2008): Oceanic815 is correct. This was popularised in the '60s by a Mr. M. Jagger & Miss M. Faithfull, who did this at an infamous London party. The girl inserts the bar in her vagina then the guy eats it out. In front of everyone! Mmmm...
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reader, Yos +, writes (26 March 2008):
It's a myth...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Bar_party
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reader, Oceanic815 +, writes (26 March 2008):
 its when someone eats the mars bar out from inside someone elses vagina or anus
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