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23 July 2009: One of our agony aunts is going to have a baby soon, so I thought it might be nice to send her our best wishes and our tips, the practices on parenting that we have learned from our experiences! I'll start the ball rolling - - If you don't want a...
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 October 2008: Not sure if this one was posted already, but here goes nothing. Thought it was worth the effort of writing it, 'cause it gave me a laugh!
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need... (read in full...)
Is my boyfriend's ex trying to come between us, text message is worrying me, is there more here, or should I trust him?
Q. i need all the help i can get right now my boyfriends ex is trying 2 b friends with me hahaha funny why wood i want 2 b friends with her in the first place whn me n him dated the first time she was the one tht broke us up ahhh i want to talk 2 my bf ...
A. 10 July 2008: Have pity on all us poor old Aunties who don't text when you write in, Hunnie! I hope that I have understood half of what you have written!
You have GOT to put your foot down and talk this out with your boyfriend. You have to have two things in a... (read in full...)
We used a condom during sex, but my period is late, could I possibly be pregnant?
Q. okay, three weeks ago, i lost my virginity to my boyfriend of some time. we used a condom, and he pulled out before he ejaculated. i was supposed to start my period yesterday and.. i didn't. today: nothing either. i'm very worried. i'm 15,...
A. 10 July 2008: It's probably pretty unlikely, Hun, but you should take an over-the-counter pregnancy test five or six days before the date that your next period is due. Use you first pee of the morning, it has the most pregnancy hormones in it.
You are bett... (read in full...)
I need to stop a "player" from hurting women who are my friends
Q. i know this guy who is a "player" as most would say, he recently stole my friends crush but he just wants to get in her pants! and im not one to stand for that and ive gotta put an end to him cause hes done this to 3 of my female friends so far and ...
A. 10 July 2008: "So Carson, sleeping with three of my friends already is a hat-trick! Don't you think that's enough scoring for this year?"
"Did you hear? Serena was treated for herpes?"
"How did you take the news that Georgie was expecting your baby?"
... (read in full...)
Am I the "other man" in my girlfriend's life?
Q. Hello dear friends!. I have a question! Background! My ex wife saw 8 men in a year and I eventually divorced after hanging in there for my kids. So..then I met a new girl via a dating site. She told me she can never lie. I believed her. ...
A. 10 July 2008: I think that when you have a gut instinct, you should always listen to it. It's not paranoia, it's healthy scepticism. When those little arm hairs stand up from fear, that's a normal reaction to. Consider it a God-given tool and use it when it ... (read in full...)
She loves me...but, I just don't think I love her...
Q. Hi, I'm 22 and this is my first relationshipand it has gone for about 1.3 years. The first 6months were great, she was nice to me, a lot of love, lots of sex just perfect but from that on we have sex 1time a month and it seems that is just doing ...
A. 9 July 2008: If you are only having sex once a month a year and a half into the relationship, that's not cool. Even old married couples in the twenties have sex 3 times a week. If she's not into having sex with you, is she not getting anything out of it? I ... (read in full...)
Missed my chance to tell him I liked him, he moved on, I want to be with him, what do I do now?
Q. NEED URGENT HELP. there's aguy i liked from the first sight but i was too foolish to tell him. days later, he said he liked me to my face and i felt "why should i just fall for him?" he has thi attitude of "I'm the bomb", though it is true he is. i ...
A. 9 July 2008: Well, I'm not a great fan of guys who "think they are the bomb". My experience is that narcisitic men don't make the greatest boyfriends because they are more involved with themselves than they are concerned about YOU. 'Nuf said.
If you do like... (read in full...)
I love him, but should I, as a female, say I love you first?
Q. i'm developing likeness for a guy "is right to tell him "i love you" as a female?...
A. 9 July 2008: If you are just "developing likeness" right now, I'd wait a bit longer.
You didn't say if you are in a relationship or not. If you aren't, keep it to yourself.
If you are together as a couple, wait a bit longer until it's obvious that he has f... (read in full...)
My Tampon Went Missing After Sex
Q. the other night i got blinding drunk and had sex with my new man, forgetting that I had a tampon in. Ok, I didnt "forget" but i was extremely drunk and just sort of didnt think about it. The next day I tried to get it out myself and was shocked to ...
A. 8 July 2008: New cat toy, that's funny, LazyGuy! Lol!
Reminds me of my girlfreind's experience. She was having the outlaws over for dinner and her 2 year old found her maxi-pads and stuck them all over the dog!!! SURPRIZE!!!! Way to impress the rela... (read in full...)
My Tampon Went Missing After Sex
Q. the other night i got blinding drunk and had sex with my new man, forgetting that I had a tampon in. Ok, I didnt "forget" but i was extremely drunk and just sort of didnt think about it. The next day I tried to get it out myself and was shocked to ...
A. 8 July 2008: Having a tampon removed by surgery is an Urban Myth that has been going around since the '70's. The only way that you can have a tampons go inside your womb is by having your cervix removed from cervical cancer or have your tampon stuck behind your ... (read in full...)
I don't want to be married any more. I don't know what to do.
Q. I have been married for 3 years. I have also been in a relationship with someone else for the past 4 years. I have come to the point where I don't want to be married anymore. The person that I'm in the relationship witb has a girlfriend also. I ...
A. 8 July 2008: I'm with ChiRaven on this one too. Why on earth would you stand up and take vows with someone when you were involved with someone else? You need to seriously look at what your promises to another human being actually mean to you, because until you ... (read in full...)
Can men really be horrible to a woman they really like?
Q. I have read somewhere that soemtimes men CAN really seem as if they hate you and do everything they can to be nasty but deep down its becasue they like you. Is this true? Because I have to admit soemthing happend recently to make me think th...
A. 8 July 2008: Yes, it is a form of acting out and it can be because they like you, but only if they are in Grade 6. LOL!
By the time they are in their 50's, they should be mature enough to have gotten past this, hopefully! If they actually do like you and ... (read in full...)
My Tampon Went Missing After Sex
Q. the other night i got blinding drunk and had sex with my new man, forgetting that I had a tampon in. Ok, I didnt "forget" but i was extremely drunk and just sort of didnt think about it. The next day I tried to get it out myself and was shocked to ...
A. 8 July 2008: I think he will think that he slept with a real, flesh and blood woman!?! Honestly, Hun, I'm sure that he knows the facts of life if you two are sleeping together! And if he slept with you when you are on your cycle, I don't think that he's the ... (read in full...)
Can you lose your virginity, due to a broken hymen, without having intercourse, and is sex painful?
Q. 1. hi, ive been taking intense gymnastics and ballet training for the past 8 years is it possible that my hymen could have been torn already? 2. when u do have sex do u bleed? is the pain unbearable? 3. how many times do u have sex before u fee...
A. 8 July 2008: I certainly hope that you are asking these questions out of curiosity and not because you are planning to have sex, because you are too young. The two questions that you should ask yourself before you actually, finally DO have sex are "Will this ... (read in full...)
My boyfriend told his family I cheated on him, when it was the opposite, now they treat me badly, help?
Q. SORRY ITS SO LONG BUT PLEASE READ! im really confused about whether its a good idea to stay woth my boyfriend, we were together for 2 and a hlaf years and then 1 night i was out with my friends when one of my boyfriends friends came up to me showi...
A. 8 July 2008: I would tell him that he has to come clean with his family or you are outta there. He caused this and he should be prepared to fix it! Then have him invite you over to make up with all of them. If he wants your relationship to work, he should be ... (read in full...)
I am small chested, and concerned with my image, any advice for me?
Q. Well this is going to sound akward, but anyways, we were on a school trip a while ago and everyone was wearing vest tops and obvoiusly you could see the shape of there breasts and stuff - okay so that sounded totally strange! but I dont have much of ...
A. 8 July 2008: Hi Hun,
It's all in what you wear and how you present yourself. I wouldn't wear those skimpy knit tops with the thin straps, that would just be asking for more attention in the area that you are concerned about. Get a great fitting bra with slig... (read in full...)
I get a burning feeling when I pee. Can anyone suggest what's causing it?
Q. ok, I have a big problem. Im suppose to start my period today, and well i kinda did. But the thing is i have to pee or feel as though i have to pee every few mins. But when i pee it burns, and its very litely bloody. I dont know what to make of ...
A. 8 July 2008: Please see your Doctor and get some antibiotics to clear this up. It's old name was "Honeymoon" cystitis, or UTI. You get it from bacteria entering your urethra, usually as a result of sex, so always pee after having sex to prevent this. If you ... (read in full...)
My siblings kidnapped my mother from her house...she has serious Alzheimer's. What can I do?
Q. I am at my wit's end and crying in despair. My siblings (except perhaps one) have decided that my mother has serious dementia/Alzheimer's and they are practically causing her serious confusion by kidnapping her from her house without her permisso...
A. 8 July 2008: BTW, I also live in the U.S., in Chicago, and my extended family is up in Canada. The costs are pretty much the same in both countries for care from my inquiries last year.... (read in full...)
My siblings kidnapped my mother from her house...she has serious Alzheimer's. What can I do?
Q. I am at my wit's end and crying in despair. My siblings (except perhaps one) have decided that my mother has serious dementia/Alzheimer's and they are practically causing her serious confusion by kidnapping her from her house without her permisso...
A. 8 July 2008: There is probably better care, but it costs a fortune. Good care costs a lot of money. Even when the care is expensive, it isn't one-on-one care, in most cases. My Dad was left to wander alone in a semi-private facility, and I was in another ... (read in full...)
My boyfriend always ogles younger girls!
Q. Hi everyone! I have an ongoing issue, and I have sadly reached a conclusion. But I need input. My boyfriend is 12 yrs younger than me. I am 53 and he is 41. We have been living together for 2 yrs. The issue is that he ogles younger girls when...
A. 8 July 2008: If you have already talked to him about this time and time again, and he hasn't changed this, don't you already have your answer? You also have given us your own solution as well, kick him out and get a roommate.
Even a nice guy is tempted to stea... (read in full...)
My siblings kidnapped my mother from her house...she has serious Alzheimer's. What can I do?
Q. I am at my wit's end and crying in despair. My siblings (except perhaps one) have decided that my mother has serious dementia/Alzheimer's and they are practically causing her serious confusion by kidnapping her from her house without her permisso...
A. 8 July 2008: BTW,
The reason that I am responding is that my Mother was caring for my Dad at the age of 75, and it was all too much for her. I am 53 and my Dad was 77 last year when he passed away. My Mom never complained, but the strain on her was trem... (read in full...)
My siblings kidnapped my mother from her house...she has serious Alzheimer's. What can I do?
Q. I am at my wit's end and crying in despair. My siblings (except perhaps one) have decided that my mother has serious dementia/Alzheimer's and they are practically causing her serious confusion by kidnapping her from her house without her permisso...
A. 8 July 2008: I have lost four family members to Alzheimer's in both mine and my husband's family, so I can understand how hard this is for you. You have my sympathies for everything that your family is going through. You did not say whether or not you have a ... (read in full...)
How Do I React To Flowers From My Ex?
Q. Has anybody ever received flowers from an exboyfriend after you had broken up with them? Specifically, if you had only been seeing eachother for a couple of months... Did they send them to your work? What was your reaction? Just trying to sort out ...
A. 8 July 2008: I'm not sure that a gift, flowers or whatever, is the best "last" goodbye in order to part and leave a lasting impression.
If you want to leave a lasting impression, then bow out gracefully and send her a handwritten note. In this note, on plai... (read in full...)
The problem is, I'm jealous of everyone who is successful...
Q. I am 19 years old, but i feel that i've wasted my entirely life doing nothing. I'm often compared with my sister, who is 15 and already has a boyfriend, knows to play the piano, goes to hawaiian dance lessons, is going to enter the school she wants ...
A. 7 July 2008: The only really positive thing that you said about yourself in that long list of complaints is that you really do believe that your artwork is better than your friends. Good. Now believe it! Go and take lessons or make some inquiries into local ... (read in full...)
I saw my 44 yearold mother having sex - surely she is too old?
Q. I am 24. My mom is 44 she had a divorce after long married life of 28years.She was shattered and had lived a lonely life all alone for a year in her small parental town. When I got setelled with good job in a bigger town she came to live with me in ...
A. 7 July 2008: Why on earth would you be depressed that your poor, depressed widowed Mother got some? I'll bet she's not as depressed with all those endorphins that were released after she had a few orgasms! Surely you didn't think that she would be celibate ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 July 2008: I ethpethially like the end result...
Very funny BigSis!
Please keep 'em coming. I love that I have answered this column because every time I log in it prompts me that someone has added another joke here, and it really makes may day! THANKS!!... (read in full...)
How do I arrange to meet this guy that seems perfect to me, and when I manage, how can I not freeze up?
Q. My mom's friend has three sons, one of whom is my age (16). I've heard that he's a lot like me in the way that he's kind of shy but is hard working and responsible. I've never had a boyfriend before, and I don't have any guy experience, but I would ...
A. 3 July 2008: It sounds to me like you are a very lovely young woman, and you certainly are choosing a boy by the character that he exhibits rather than something a bit more shallow. The only thing that I can suggest to you to bolster your own self esteem is ... (read in full...)
How do I pick up the pieces after leaving my husband?
Q. I just started to first step to getting out of a rough relationship and marriage. For year, I lived with verbal beatings, constant put downs, threats, and lies. For years I was told what I could and couldnt eat... I was getting disgusting to him and ...
A. 3 July 2008: I'm not frowning at you for leaving him! I'm applauding you!!!!!!
Hunny, you are stronger than you know. I can't believe what you put up with. That wasn't love, that was a nightmare that you are well out of. You deserve better.
If you can'... (read in full...)
Should I try and get along with my sister-in-law?
Q. Hi, I need some help dealing with my husband's family. They are being insensitive about our separation and it is hurting me. My husband told me a few months ago that he isn't "in-love" with me anymore. We were living at his Mom's with our kids. His ...
A. 3 July 2008: Now that school is out, you have the perfect excuse to move them into their new home with their Mom. The fact that your husband and his sister still live at home isn't the best example of what you want your children to aspire to. You need a home ... (read in full...)
I'm having some issues with a guy I just met, help!
Q. I recently met this guy last saturday night. I really like him, but my family and alot of my friends do not approve. I guess he sort of has a back image and backround representing him. But, I really like him! Anyways, I gave him my number on satur...
A. 3 July 2008: You know, there is so much random information, gossip and conjecture in your question, it would be impossible for us Aunties to really give you any real advice. Perhaps you could tell us why you feel he has problems with his background or why it is ... (read in full...)
I've had dreams about this boy I like, could they mean anything?
Q. There's this boy that I've liked for awhile now. Like, we actually had something so don't think that he's just some random kid that I stalk lol. I haven't seen him in like forever because he doesn't go to my school. But lately, I've been thinking ...
A. 3 July 2008: Absolutely agree with Tremor. Dreams are just a semi-conscious recollection of all of the thoughts that you have been thinking, sort of a loop of your waking memory mixed up with a few extraneous ideas that make you try to rethink it all and make ... (read in full...)
Even though he has a girlfriend, he admitted he feels something for me. Should I tell him how I feel?
Q. ok so ive been friends with this girl for a while now last year she introduced me to one of her male friends. we got talkin and before i knew it we were texting and calling eachother i had a bit of a crush on him . a few months after this him and ...
A. 3 July 2008: I kind of believe that there are two types of guys and girls, those who cheat and fool around, and those that don't. I know that this sounds harsh and that he isn't married, but he's not really a big catch if he's doing this with you behind his ... (read in full...)
I was given an engagement ring as a gift but he says it isn't a proposal; what should I do?
Q. If you had been with your partner for a couple of years, had a child together, lived together and everything was wonderful (never ever argued) what would you think if this happened to you? You get given a diamond ring, on your engagement finger o...
A. 2 July 2008: This might not be the answer that you are looking for, but why on earth do you think the fact that you've never even argued is the mark of a great relationship? If you don't have the confidence in your relationship to bring up how hurt you are by ... (read in full...)
Any advice about polycystic ovarian syndrome?
Q. i have been trying for a baby for over 4 years i have polycystic ovarian syndrome, my husband and are really wanting a family, can anyone help?...
A. 2 July 2008: Well, I don't know much about the causes or cures, but I do know that my Sister-In-Law had the same syndrome. She only had one quarter of one ovary functioning properly and that was about 30 years ago, so treatment must have improved since then. ... (read in full...)
His fantasy is to have a threesome. So should I tell him my fantasy of having sex with his brother?
Q. My husband has shared his fantasies with me. He'd love to see me with another woman (I'm straight), he'd love us to be in a threesome with another woman, and a couple of other things. He wants to know my fantasies, but I just can't bring myself to ...
A. 2 July 2008: Where's this tribe... Nice one, Uncle Phil!... (read in full...)
His fantasy is to have a threesome. So should I tell him my fantasy of having sex with his brother?
Q. My husband has shared his fantasies with me. He'd love to see me with another woman (I'm straight), he'd love us to be in a threesome with another woman, and a couple of other things. He wants to know my fantasies, but I just can't bring myself to ...
A. 2 July 2008: I think that would be an incredibly effective way to make him stop asking for a threesome! Nice one!
I would NOT tell him that you fantasize about his brother. If it does fit into a conversation, you can bring up that you find him attractive, but ... (read in full...)
How can I make my mum happy?
Q. For the past years of my life, every summer holiday we have gone as a family, me, my parents and my two younger brothers, often taking our cousins, either my aunt and uncle with a young girl and a boy, or my auntie and uncle with two young boys. A...
A. 2 July 2008: Why don't you go on the net and find out if there is a day spa near where you will be staying? It would be a nice surprise to give her a day of rest and relaxation!
You know, often, for Moms, a holiday is just another day of cooking, clea... (read in full...)
How do I ask my girlfriend to shave her pubic area?
Q. Hi there, as i've become more sexually active with my partner, i've wanted to try more and more different things with her. However, she is very hairy 'down south' and I really can't think of anyway I could ask her politely, to shave her pubic ...
A. 2 July 2008: Ouchies! If you shaved yourself entirely, you would probably not ask her to entirely shave herself again either - Because - when it grows back in, it's not fun! Actually, it isn't necessary to entirely shave the mons pubis, but if she got the ... (read in full...)
How do you get rid of a sunburn really quickly?
Q. Sorry, this isn't a relationship question BUT basically I got really sun burn at Glastonbury Festival and its SO SORE and RED and painful!!! im slapping on the after sun like there's no tomorrow but the problem is im supposed to be getting a t...
A. 1 July 2008: Oatmeal, baking powder and a pinch of salt in a luke-warm bath can be soothing and help with the pain, but I'm with all the other Aunties on delaying the ink work. Sorry, hope you feel better...... (read in full...)
What do I give a guy as a first year anniversary present?
Q. What do you give a guy as a year aniversary present? We are both in our mid 20. He loves his cars (but likes to buy everything himself). He wanted to do a Tandem jump .. so I was thinking of giving him money in the envelope for that as a present ...
A. 1 July 2008: Awhh, That is such a sweet answer! Guys are more romantic than women!
I would get another frame for the picture of the jump! That would be a great momento to go along with the days events. Wow, a tandem jump, that's brave!... (read in full...)
He never thinks about things in advance!!
Q. I have been seeing a man for one year and we live an hour apart by car. It's a given that we will spend the weekend together (I usually drive to his house as he has an 11 yr old son) but I get frustrated that he doesn't make advance plans to ...
A. 1 July 2008: Well, an 11 year old son usually does preempt a lot of spontaneous things and planned ones as well, so it looks like you and he need to do a bit of merging with your planning calendars. If you can have access to his planner, and he yours, that ... (read in full...)
SITE NEWS: Over 600,000 visitors last month!
Q. Just a quickie We broke the 600,000 unique users/month (i.e. people!) last month. According to google analytics we had 638,310 visitors from June 1st to June 30th. Doesn't seem that long ago we passed the half a million mark. Thanks to all t...
A. 1 July 2008: Hey, I have that bottle of Raspberry Vodka sitting on the counter, waiting for that Barbeque, Irish!!! Tisha is bringing the watermelon...
Andrew!
Congrats on another Big Milestone!
Big Hugs to all the Aunties out there, and you know who you... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 15 May 2008: I got that one last week too! I loved it, especially the "Monotony" joke at the end!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: That was quite the eyeful. All the barbie outfits in the world couldn't make that pretty. EEwwwh!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: I don't know Phil! Send us a couple of pictures to compare them and I'll put them in the spank bank with the one from Waz!
How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the shins...... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 May 2008: MANDY - I've decided not to let my husband read that last joke because I know that he knows where my Barbie doll collection is and I have JUST RUN OUTTA TENNAS AND DEPENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - I just know what he be getting up to if he read that, and ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Nice ones, VegasGirl15! BigSis!!! I love that mood ring joke. My husband didn't - GO FIGURE! But he didn't like the mark on his forehead either! HAHAHAHA!
Foreplay around the world!
Jewish foreplay = 1/2 hour of Begging
Italian foreplay = *... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 May 2008: Here' on for the Guys!
RULES THAT GUYS WISH WOMEN KNEW!
If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Anything you wear is fine, Really.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you, Live with it.
SUNDAY = SPORTS.
Learn how to use the toilet seat, If ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: Roseanne Barr said, after her divorce from Tom Arnold -
"I never wanted to be Divorcee, I wanted to be a Widow!" LOL!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 13 April 2008: Old couple arguing about nothing, as usual.
Wife - When You die, I'm going to dance on your grave.
Husband - Let her dance - I'm going to be be buried at sea!
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 April 2008: Ba Da Bum Tschhhh!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 April 2008: Ha! Loved it!
I was once with a bunch of crazy women doing a bus tour through Europe. To pass the time, the women would tell jokes using the mike at the front of the bus. People would print off all of the latest jokes they had been forw... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: BigSis!!! Good Shtick! Thanks for the laughs!!! They put his left leg in, and that when the whole problem started... Ar Ar Ar!
Ba Da Bum Tschhhh!!!... (read in full...)
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