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Student of Psychology, Degree in Nursing with wide variety of experience. Mother, daughter, sister, wife, ex, neice, grandaughter, student, boss, colleague....you get the picture.
Interested in impulse control disorders, like chocolate, cheese, Tintin, travelling, Pepsi max, Cracker, Tony Soprano, eddie Izzard, toilet humour, Family guy - shall I go on?
Adore my family and friends. Love to help others, abuse survivor, rape survivor, holder of family record for cherry pip spitting......
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Is it possible for a lady to be willing, wet, yet get no pleasure at all from sex?
Q. Ladies... A girfriend told me that she had sex but it did not feel good. Never; now I replied that that is rediculous because sex always feels good if the woman is a willing participant. Excuse me for my ignorance but I think that when ...
A. 6 March 2006: If you dont ask you never learn. And if you are not open minded or brave enough to ask then you are immature, either sexually or emotionally.
You, my dear appear to be neither.
xxx... (read in full...)
My female friend is getting it on with her own sister! How should I deal with this?
Q. One of my friends (who's 16) recently told me her and her sister are so close they even have sexualy contact. She told me they perform oral sex on each other and I find this very disturbing. Her sister is 14 and they have apparantly had this ...
A. 5 March 2006: it is your place to help them deal with this. I have no understanding as to why you shouldnt. This is something that if it was going on between a male and female would be stopped and viewed as a terrible thing.
Far to many people bury their head... (read in full...)
My female friend is getting it on with her own sister! How should I deal with this?
Q. One of my friends (who's 16) recently told me her and her sister are so close they even have sexualy contact. She told me they perform oral sex on each other and I find this very disturbing. Her sister is 14 and they have apparantly had this ...
A. 5 March 2006: iF THIS WAS A 16 YEAR OLD BROTHER GETTING IT ON WITH HIS 14 YEAR OLD SISTER THERE WOULD BE MAJOR UPROAR ON HERE!!
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SORT THIS OUT!!!
This is a totally amoral situation, not to mention psychologically damaging to all involved... (read in full...)
Sleeping with my best friend's boy, but now I've fallen in love with him!
Q. Somehow I've found myself in a situation where I am sleeping with my best friend/roommate's boyfriend. What should I do when I have fallen in love with him, too?...
A. 4 March 2006: Some best friend you are! Did the pair of you just *fall into bed* like how betrayed and hurt is your friend going to feel when she realises she has been betrayed not just by one person she loves but by botH!!!!???????... (read in full...)
I'm seeing my best friend's bf and we nearly got caught. What's the best thing to do?
Q. i am seein me best frendz boyfrend we kiss and stuff and we nearly got coaght wat do i do ...
A. 4 March 2006: Call yourself a best-friend....jeez, what a cow you are.
Stop it now and stop the pain you are gonna inflict when she finds out she has been betrayed not once but twice!!!!!... (read in full...)
Should I be angry that he spanks the monkey?
Q. Should I be angry that my boyfriend openly admitted that he would enjoy masturbating to porn? Should I also be angry that he has masturbated while I am home?...
A. 4 March 2006: Why would you ask *should I be angry*? Can you not trust your own opinions?... (read in full...)
Had a bloodtest to see if I'm pregnant...could the results be wrong??
Q. hey i was wonderin is it possible for a bloodtest to lie about if ur pregnant or not cuz i went in for a blood test to see if i was and it said i wasn't but it it possible that that could be wrong or no..???...help......
A. 4 March 2006: No, the hormone that shows up in the bloodtest onbly shows up when you are carrying a baby. In very rare circumstances you can have a type of tumor which also shows up with the same hormone, but in differeng quantities, so that is highly ... (read in full...)
We're married but he says his paycheck is HIS... Right or wrong?
Q. Hello. I was wondering what you think. If my husband of 6 years who I have dated for 13, is the sole provider of me and our two young children,besides me working part time nights, does he have the right to control all finances and claim that his ...
A. 4 March 2006: WRONG!!
You are a married team - for better or for worse an all that!
So tell him he is out of order and totally WRONG!... (read in full...)
In love with my co-worker for four years but I have said nothing and he has been dating someone else for three years!!
Q. I have been in love with a co-worker for four years. When I first met him, I wasn't interested in a relationship or in starting something with a co-worker. But, as time went on, I found myself having feelings for him. By the time I realized that ...
A. 4 March 2006: You are not *in love* with tis guy. You are infatuated. You cannot be in love with somebody you dont know!
He is fighting it if he fancies you.
Leave him alone, he is in a relationship and to mess that up would be unfair. If he wants you then... (read in full...)
Has the love gone?
Q. I have been with my boyfriend for just over 9 months now. At the beginning we were both really into each other and all our friends could see the spark but I'm scared that the fire we used to have is starting to fizzle out. I'm really paranoid about ...
A. 4 March 2006: The *spark* often becaomes a little less *sparky* towards the end of the first year and we begin to take each other for granted, if you tell him how you feel then at least it puts your mind at rest and gives him a chance to rectify things if he is ... (read in full...)
Has the love gone?
Q. I have been with my boyfriend for just over 9 months now. At the beginning we were both really into each other and all our friends could see the spark but I'm scared that the fire we used to have is starting to fizzle out. I'm really paranoid about ...
A. 4 March 2006: The *spark* often becaomes a little less *sparky* towards the end of the first year and we begin to take each other for granted, if you tell him how you feel then at least it puts your mind at rest and gives him a chance to rectify things if he is ... (read in full...)
She told me that she's with me 'only' because of the baby!
Q. my girl friend and i are suposed to move into our own house this week end but just last week during a little argument she told me that she is only with me bucause of our one year old baby girl, what shoud i do? ...
A. 4 March 2006: We all say things we do not mean during the heat of an argument. In fact if you take all things into consideration and look at the stress you are both under it is surprising one or other of you hasn't cracked befroe this.
When you are both gett... (read in full...)
Am I overreacting to his phone call with his ex?
Q. Hi, a week or so ago my boyfriend's ex rang him to find out how his interview went... when she rang he left the room to talk to her and an argument ensued. When he came back into the room I asked if he was ok and he responded saying "Nothing, it's ...
A. 4 March 2006: You need to confront this guy. Obviously she is chasing him, but unless you intervene she might just be able to win him back.....sit him down and tell him you snooped. Do not let the following discussion be about your snooping, but about why he ... (read in full...)
"Spark" overrated?
Q. Is Spark everything? Is it better to be with someone who you really have that amazing spark with or someone who you really care about and respect and love but that spark is not there. I know the spark goes but if it is not there in the first pla...
A. 4 March 2006: I would rather be with somebody I loved and cared about without the so-called over-rated *spark*, 'cos that always wears off eventually anyway.
x... (read in full...)
She's 16, living with and sleeping with a 28 year old man!
Q. My daughter is dating a 28yearold man she id only 16 years old they have been together for 7 months and have come to me and told me that they have been having sex and are deeply in love about 5 months ago i let her move in with him what should i do?...
A. 4 March 2006: This guy sounds sensible and like he loves your daughter. So sit back and support her. Just be her Mum, we all mature at different rates and your girl is just a bit quicker than others.
Good luck
PS Ignore what some of the spiteful judgemen... (read in full...)
I had sex with him but he was so ugly, I didn't want to be seen with him! It's over but I keep thinking about him??
Q. weve been going out with my bf for 2yrs with a 3mnth split in the middle. we split because i couldnt deal with him joining the army. when we were apart i ending up having regular sex with this bloke. he was very good in bed and i liked his ...
A. 4 March 2006: Oh my God, why would you sleep with somebody you think is UGLY for a start! How judgemental are you?
And as for being embarrassed about being seen with him, have you thought about how he would have felt had he known that? That is just crue... (read in full...)
I feel like I have to boss my husband around and tell him what to do, and when!
Q. Thank you for taking the time to read this....I have a big problem, you see I got married young at age 19 to a loving 26 year old man. Our relationship seems like it's going down the drain emotionally. My husband respects me and treats me like a q...
A. 4 March 2006: Stop nagging him then!
Nobody MAKES you nag him.
When you feel a nag come on ignore it and go do something else, when it passes ask him to help you as an equal, not like a mum and a kid.
Just stop it!... (read in full...)
She's too possessive and jealous..even with my friends! What should I do?
Q. What should i do if my gf is too possesive, to the extent of getting jealous even with my friends?...
A. 4 March 2006: If you love her and want to be with her, tell her how she is making you feel.
If you dont...then sack her off and find someone who lets you be free to be yourself.x... (read in full...)
He's emotionally abusive... But is always after sex!
Q. SHOULD I STAY IN MY RELATIONSHIP IF MY BOYFRIEND CURSES ME AND SAYS HURTFUL THINGS TO YOU? HE EVEN CLAIMS I AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH. WHY SHOULD HE HURT SOMEONE HE LOVES? THIS IS MY STORY I love my boyfriend very much I told me don’t talk to me ...
A. 4 March 2006: Lose him....you can do better. He is an emotionally stunted idiot.... (read in full...)
Is it possible for a lady to be willing, wet, yet get no pleasure at all from sex?
Q. Ladies... A girfriend told me that she had sex but it did not feel good. Never; now I replied that that is rediculous because sex always feels good if the woman is a willing participant. Excuse me for my ignorance but I think that when ...
A. 4 March 2006: Yep, women can just *go thru the motions* and become wet and a man can usually never tell if it is good for her or she is faking it. Gosd knows i have done it enough times myself in the past just to get it over with, with crappy bf''s who just ... (read in full...)
Do I keep or terminate this pregancy... The baby's dad still lives with his mom - she even runs his bath for him!
Q. i have just fell pregnant to my partner,problem is he lives with his parents and seems a mammys boy.his parents do everything for him,even run his bath! he is so huffy and moody constantly,i can never tell when he is happy or sad as he always has ...
A. 4 March 2006: God help this poor kid you are planning on bringing into the world!!
How did you ever get pregnant in the first place if you despise the father so much?
This is the 21st century honey, did you never here of contraception? Terminate a pregnacy... (read in full...)
My boyfriend is still in touch with an ex-bootycall... Why?
Q. My boyfriend of one year just moved in with me 3mos ago the problem is he stays in contact with an ex fuckbuddy frequently...He says I'm jealous and he isn't giving up his friendship which is platonic now. anmy feedback?...
A. 4 March 2006: Why do you feel so threatened if he tells you it is a platonic friendship now? I have friendships with ex bf's and my hubby gets on great with them as well! You need to look at why you don't trust him this early on in the relationship, has he ... (read in full...)
My wife wants me to choose...her and the kids or my parents! What should I do?
Q. My wife told me today that I have to choose her and the kids or my parents. I feel that this is the most painful decison anyone ever has to make and definetly should not have to make. My wife and I have been married for 2 years we have a 4 mos old ...
A. 4 March 2006: By the way vasectomies are NOT always successfully reversed......and anyhow, you should be concentrating on the kid you have not thinking about breeding more!... (read in full...)
My wife wants me to choose...her and the kids or my parents! What should I do?
Q. My wife told me today that I have to choose her and the kids or my parents. I feel that this is the most painful decison anyone ever has to make and definetly should not have to make. My wife and I have been married for 2 years we have a 4 mos old ...
A. 4 March 2006: You do not say what it is your parents have had/said against your wife. was it totally untrue or was their some truth in it? You need to confront your parents if what they said was out of order because quite frankly you married your wife and you ... (read in full...)
My wife wants me to choose...her and the kids or my parents! What should I do?
Q. My wife told me today that I have to choose her and the kids or my parents. I feel that this is the most painful decison anyone ever has to make and definetly should not have to make. My wife and I have been married for 2 years we have a 4 mos old ...
A. 4 March 2006: You do not say what it is your parents have had/said against your wife. was it totally untrue or was their some truth in it? You need to confront your parents if what they said was out of order because quite frankly you married your wife and you ... (read in full...)
My female friend is getting it on with her own sister! How should I deal with this?
Q. One of my friends (who's 16) recently told me her and her sister are so close they even have sexualy contact. She told me they perform oral sex on each other and I find this very disturbing. Her sister is 14 and they have apparantly had this ...
A. 4 March 2006: This is rancid and quite frankly at 14 and 16 they should both know it is totally wrong. I dont think you should stay out of this, I do think you should tell somebody like your Mum and ask for there guidance. This is too big a problem to have ... (read in full...)
When do highschool sweethearts breakup?
Q. Is it most likely 4 highschool sweethearts 2 breakup durning there college years?...
A. 4 March 2006: Partnerships break up all the time, but during your late teens you can grow-up and grow-away from each other because of different need and aims in life. one person can grow up and the other person may want to remain stuck in a rut and do the same ... (read in full...)
I am pregnant, but I want to use a vibrator when I masturbate. Will that hurt the baby?
Q. As soon as I told my bf that I was pregnant he left me. My Mom and my Dad are standing by me and I know I will be OK with them when I have my baby in July. My problem is that I am showing that I am expecting and so no boys want to get involved with ...
A. 4 March 2006: There is no evidence to show that the vibration from a vibrator will harm your baby in any way. If it did whenever we got pregnant we would have to refrain from driving in cars, walking or doing anything at all except lying in bed with your feet ... (read in full...)
Any way to kick start a sex-life?
Q. My boyfriend and I don't have sex that much, I think it is because we don't have good sex. Is there any way to start having an amazing sex life, even though we never have....
A. 3 March 2006: Smeedle. we will use your advice this weekend!!
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I'm pretty and nice..my friend is ugly. So how did she get a bf and I didn't?
Q. Not boasting, just being confident, but im dead pretty and nice, and my mate is dead ugly and can be really horrible, then how did she get a bf and i didnt? im lonely and i want a bf because now shes left me for her new guy. ...
A. 3 March 2006: You are also very arrogant and I am sure all your friends love you too!!
I am sure your friend has got a bf because in contrast to your nasty personality she must seem like a shining star!
With a friend like you to put her down, who needs enemies.... (read in full...)
My bf of 2yrs is joining the army.. will he cheat on me?
Q. my bf of 2yrs is joining the army will he cheat?...
A. 3 March 2006: How long is a piece of string?
I agree with all the previous aunts on here, you just dont know, but as you know him better than anybody then only you may have an inkling of the answer....... (read in full...)
Are you born gay or do you "go gay"?
Q. Please help are you born gay, or do certain things in life or the way that you grow up determine your sexuality. Since childhood, I was not very boyish, or tough, more soft, timid, femine, as I got older and knew the ways of behaviour i bcame mor...
A. 3 March 2006: If you are attracted to someone of the same sex you are homosexual. I honestly believe we are 50-50 when it comes to nature v nuture. I also believe we cannot be *made* to be gay.
It is really true when women say that gay men are wasted on men,... (read in full...)
We took time out last year, now a text message I snooped at on his phone makes me doubt him!
Q. i don't know what to think or do?!? my boyfriend and i have just celebrated our 6th yearly aniversay and i know he loves me very much. we run two businesses together and are renovating a flat together. we had some problems last year and he took ...
A. 3 March 2006: Something has gone on, but would it make you feel any better to actually have the proof.
Dont you wish you hadnt snooped now?... (read in full...)
Looking at porn is all right for him (he says), but I'm not even allowed to talk to male friends!
Q. I know this is long, but it's hard to sum up, cause there's a lot to consider. It goes quite fast though, I assure you that. I just ask that you please read it because the advice will be muchly appreciated in return: So on basics, I’ve been wit...
A. 3 March 2006: Lose this guy, he ahs some strange views......... (read in full...)
I am sick of being lied to about porn! Where are the men who 'forsake all others'??
Q. I was just wondering as i am considering leaving my man over his constant looking at pornographic images and other women lustfully if there are in fact any men out there that dont do this? Men who love thier woman and worship thier woman in a way th...
A. 3 March 2006: You really need to identify why you have issues about porn. And then when you understand why look for the sort of guy you want in your life.
This may sound crazy but you cannot really identify what *type* of man (or woman) uses porn just by look... (read in full...)
Any advice for a porn addict trying to break free?
Q. I have a problem. Currently I'm single. Been that way for over a year now, despite various dates and the like I have not hooked up with anyone I really connected with. My problem is that I look at porn. Not too much, say once or twice a week, but if ...
A. 3 March 2006: If you have an addictive personality, take up an addiction that you will enjoy seeing the results of. Go running or to the gym. You will have a better half in no time with toned abs...x
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Cheated on him twice in a weekend. Should I go on this break (I *do* like his friends!)... Or break-up?
Q. i have been with my bf a year now and i have just recently cheated on him twice in one weekend, we have a holiday booked with his mates and i love them, i wanna go away with them, but i feel i should break things off. wot should i do?...
A. 3 March 2006: If you dont love your bf and want to break up with him, then you need to do it before it all comes out about how you have been behaving. It's pretty obvious to an outsider that you no longer care for him.
How would you feeli if somebody did this... (read in full...)
How do I get him to respect me?
Q. I work for my partner and I also work part-time as a receptionist. I would consider myself intelligent and hard-working but my boyfriend doesn't show me much respect. He often criticises me and I really resent it when he does. He also has a secretar...
A. 2 March 2006: This guy is a control freak.. He gets off on putting you down.
GET OUT NOW!
He will never respect you, or treat you right. You need to move on and leave his bad behaviour for somebody else to deal with.x... (read in full...)
I may want children in the future but I can't with my girlfriend...
Q. my girlfriend is 47 and i'm 26. we love each other but i'm not sure if i want children. at the moment i don't but who knows in the future. to have children with her isn't an option. she wants me to move in with her and get engaged but this problem ...
A. 2 March 2006: Well children are going to be out of the question soon unless you get moving!
How much are you willing to sacrifice for this relationship. If you want to be a natural father at some point in your life you need to think long and hard NOW befroe this... (read in full...)
I always initiate sex and now he smells funny...could he be cheating?
Q. I have been with my boyfriend for almost 3 years now. At the beginning of our relationship I used to have to beg him for sex and he still would not give it to me. He later said he just liked to look at porn a lot that is why he wouldn't have sex ...
A. 2 March 2006: How disgusting. He is probably getting a bit lax on the hygiene cos you ahve been together a while and people stop making quite so much of an effort.....
That said, tell the lazy slob to get washing....... (read in full...)
What do men want in a woman?
Q. hi, just a question for all the guys, what do men want in a women? is it all about looks or is it something else...
A. 2 March 2006: I am unsure what a man looks for in a woman because people are all such individuals with individual wants and needs.
A friend of mine is looking for a Pammy lookalike and stuff the conversation, I know hugely shallow, and he has let three or four... (read in full...)
She was too needy, so we split and now its even worse...
Q. I broke up with MY ex of a year and a half almost a month ago. She was excessively needy and had to be around me 24-7 other than work. I tried to have nights out with out her and told her ther were to be as such. Then she ended up coming to where...
A. 2 March 2006: Avoiding her is probably the only thing you can do then. But I must point out if you were a girl and her the male, then her behaviour would be taken a lot more seriously than this. It's creepy and obsessive.
I do think you need to be cont... (read in full...)
She was too needy, so we split and now its even worse...
Q. I broke up with MY ex of a year and a half almost a month ago. She was excessively needy and had to be around me 24-7 other than work. I tried to have nights out with out her and told her ther were to be as such. Then she ended up coming to where...
A. 1 March 2006: Her behaviour will noty be stopped until you tell her that there is absolutely NO chance of you getting back together. If that means you have to be overly harsh DO IT!
Tell her you are sick of being stalked (because that is what this amounts to) ... (read in full...)
Can I get over him cheating on me more than 80 times?
Q. Is it possible to get over a man cheating on you if he's done it over 80 times? I've thought of counselling but a bit scared of opening 'pandoras box'. I thought I got over the first few but the one's that involve people I know who were friends of ...
A. 1 March 2006: NO you cant.... (read in full...)
She's 16, living with and sleeping with a 28 year old man!
Q. My daughter is dating a 28yearold man she id only 16 years old they have been together for 7 months and have come to me and told me that they have been having sex and are deeply in love about 5 months ago i let her move in with him what should i do?...
A. 21 February 2006: At 16 in the UK your daughter would pretty much have the right to do as she choses. I cannot comment on other countries.
Have you met this guy, does he genuinely care fro your daughter and allow her life to continue as it would if she were unde... (read in full...)
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