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30 March 2008: Slashdot is a geek site focussing mostly on tech. Relationship advice is not something you will find there, but this story just has to be mentioned. http://entertainment.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/03/30/0028211 http://www.livescience.co...
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More than one way to get up the Duff!!
Q. Some us ‘Aunts’ have been entertaining ourselves with fundamental questions about various ways pregnancy occurs…. I remembered that there were strange stories surrounding the births of some of the gods and goddesses of ancient myth, and I had a ...
A. 18 March 2008: Bah, who needs women, Ra (egyptian god) did not, he just masturbated two kids into existence. Then there is Isis, her husband (Osiris) gets cut up (by set because sets wife seduced a drunken Osiris, you still following?) but that doesn't stop her... (read in full...)
Can you get a STD from the liquids that are secreted from the vagina?
Q. Can you get a STD from the liquids that are secreted from the vagina? Ever since I had sex with my girlfriend one year ago my anus area has itched and burned - I used a condom and we did it cowgirl position - she does have herpes I'm to...
A. 18 March 2008: Yes, all bodily fluids. Vagina fluids especially. A condom is NOT enough, it only protects the penis itself not the rest of your body. The virus can enter through the smallest 'wound' that you would never ever notice, so any contact with som... (read in full...)
After we have sex, I get really painful cystitis - can this be avoided somehow?
Q. my boyfriend lives in another country and i rarely see him. when i do, we have sex. but after a few days. I get really painful cystitis. is there anyway to stop it, or not make it happen?...
A. 18 March 2008: It is caused by bacteria entering your uthera (piss tube) and going into your bladder.
Sex is a common cause because during the act bacteria can be pushed into your body. Ah yes, ain't love wonderfull eh? They never show that in the movies! ... (read in full...)
Does anyone else have a weird looking vagina???
Q. I am sure that this has been asked time and time again, but I really worry if my boyfriend is telling the truth about my.... vagina. You see it "sticks out" well the lips do. I tell my boyfriend that I need to get it fixed, but he says it is normal ...
A. 18 March 2008: Vulva, not vagina. Difference between the outside and the inside.
NSFW warning, but not porn.
http://www.the-clitoris.com/y/vulva/m_vulva.htm
Is just one of many a gallery on the net (search for vulva, not vagina) showing... well you ... (read in full...)
35 and single, what do I do?
Q. I'm 35 and not married. I feel like Bridget Jones. I'm tall, slim, attractive with blond hair and intelligent - have an amazing job, well paid and lots of friends. I have no idea what the secret to finding a man and having a long lasting ...
A. 18 March 2008: I am the 37yr old male who the original poster replies to.
Sorry if I was too harsh, I just try to be blunt because you asked for advice, not a shoulder to cry on. No insult was intended, but I might have made a mistake by being to personal... (read in full...)
Was this the right thing to do?
Q. I caught my 12 year old niece smoking cigarettes with her friend. I was going to tell her mom, as I was bringing her home she said that if she gave me a blowjob can I forget about it? We pulled down a back road and she sucked me off in my car, S...
A. 17 March 2008: I caught my 12 year old niece smoking cigarettes with her friend. -- Okay I was going to tell her mom, as I was bringing her home she said that if she gave me a blowjob can I forget about it? -- Oh boy, like giving you a blowjob is a less b... (read in full...)
I'm 9 weeks pregnant..and I'm so happy about it. But I'm booked for an abortion!! ! Help!
Q. i am 9 weeks pregnant and to be honest im really happy about it. unfortunately my boyfriend is not so happy. this isnt because he doesnt want it but the cost of trying to support our baby. we are both in our 20's do not have a stable home to live ...
A. 17 March 2008: You face a though choice, but is YOUR choice, not his.
The finance issue is just cowardice, you live in the UK not the USA, your country like any civilized country has excellent programs for supporting young mothers. You won't be rich, but if y... (read in full...)
He forced me to give him oral, I froze and acted as demanded... what now?
Q. Is this wrong? I was hanging out with a college hallmate and asking about homework. He kissed and touched me before one night when I was tipsy, but this night he started touching and I said "I don't think this is a good idea." I kept saying that...
A. 17 March 2008: Alright, you posted an update.
On a PREVIOUS occasion you said no, you had a boyfriend and he PULLED OUT A KNIFE and PUT IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN!
Then you didn't get his ass put in jail, instead hung out with him again (what is this stockholm s... (read in full...)
I've not had sex after marriage, still a virgin!
Q. HI, I got married on November 30th 2007. I have a problem that for last four months of our marraige we didn't had sex. I always force him to have to come on me, he never comes by his own. Only thing we have is masturbating each other. He works ni...
A. 17 March 2008: Hard to make sense of your post, but as I understand, you tried intercourse but it was too painful, did you ask him to stop, cry or looked really in pain?
Because he just might not want to hurt you. Not a bad thing really, not all men get a kick o... (read in full...)
Got caught masturbating!!!!
Q. I love to masterbate and love porn. I've been in a relationship for 2 year with my girlfriend and things are great but I feel she does not trust me because I masturbate. I tell her it is just a fantasy, I'm being truthful with her, we make love 4 to ...
A. 17 March 2008: Turn it around, how would you feel is SHE needed to masturbate despite sex with you? If you weren't enough to satisfy her needs?
Not as good right?
Well that is what she is feeling. It doesn't have to be truth, what matters is what she feels. ... (read in full...)
Follow up: BF Ego Problem After I Bested Him.
Q. Hi! I'm the girl who asked a week ago about whether I should allow my BF a re-match after I beat him in a wrestling challenge. (March 13: "Ego problem after I bested my BF"). He still insists I got lucky when I pinned him--even tho' I know jud...
A. 17 March 2008: His ego sucks. He should NEVER have challenged you in the first place. That was his mistake. He though he would look manly fighting a small girl. Yeah, that is what real men do. Why I made sergeant for stealing candy from a baby!
He should h... (read in full...)
Do his fantasies hint that he is gay? Or, bisexual?
Q. I've been seeing this guy that I'm really into for almost 2 months now. Things are going great, we have a lot of fun together and we can literally talk the day away with each other. We have hooked up a few times, but have been taking things a ...
A. 17 March 2008: Let me get this straight (no pun intended) he doesn't actually have sex with you yet, despite that the fact the you are ready, willing and waiting but describes his fantasies of his roommate walking in on you and having sex with HIM?
He is the g... (read in full...)
Is he with me only for sex?
Q. is he just with me for sex? i've been seeing this guy for about 5 months(im 21 hes 26), we went on a few dates then i started sleeping with him (after about 3 weeks), since then i mostly go round to his, and we always have some form of sex (eve...
A. 17 March 2008: Well, if he using you just for sex, he ain't getting a lot out of it. Once a week? Well below average for a couple. Granted you see each other only once a week but because it is so infrequent, having sex every time does not seem unusual especially ... (read in full...)
How do I ride my boyfriend cowgirl style!? Yeeha!!
Q. I know what the position "reverse cow-girl" is......but I do not know how to move once in the position. Please advise. Thank you!!!!! I am not very experienced, and my boyfriend wants me to try this....
A. 17 March 2008: I can't tell you the moves, that is a woman hip thing, but I can tell you something to avoid. Don't make too rapid a movement on the horizontal plane. What sometimes happens is that the woman moves to far that way and the penis gets bend and th... (read in full...)
I have some issues with regards to marriage, maybe someone here could really advise me in what I can do?
Q. I have some issues with regards to marriage, maybe someone here could really advise me in what I can do. My husband and I just recently moved to the States, and I was told from his parents' experience that not everything comes all at once when m...
A. 17 March 2008: ... Wow that is a long list. You seem to have various issues all at once. First the simplest. Moving country is never easy, you have a completly new life to build up. You compound this by going from a career woman to a stay at home wife (no... (read in full...)
His online profile was enhanced...and I like him as a person but am not attracted to him. What should I do??
Q. I met this guy online. We emailed and eventually had a date. Things went well. I liked him. But these are my issues: 1) picture in his profile must have been at least five years ago, he also seemed shorter than his profile stated and possibly...
A. 17 March 2008: Well, at least it is his picture. Anyway if he is like me, he might simply not have a more recent picture. The height well, I am 1.80. Oh okay 1.79 It is just a little bit of self-improvement. Age? Samething, like someone else said, these pr... (read in full...)
Am I bi-curious??
Q. Im straight. But id say 99% because i like looking at other peoples breasts, and i like all sorts of porn, even lesbian. When I was younger I went through phases of thinking I liked girls but I was only about 12 then. Grown out of that I dont have ...
A. 17 March 2008: Well if you are bi-curious the you are curious about women. So are you? Do you wonder what it is like, what their breasts feel like, what it is to be touched by them, to touch them?
One explenation for lesbian porn enjoyed by straight women is... (read in full...)
Does it matter if she swallows? I really would like to know...
Q. this is a questions for the guys this is a real question i need to ask do guys really like it more when a girl swallows and does it make a difference if we dont i ask this question because i want to please my hunny as much as i can so does it matte...
A. 17 March 2008: Turn it around, if he is giving oral to you, then surely you KNOW that it is important if he stays there for the duration? The classic problem of "finding the clit" is NOT because the clit itself is hard to find, but rather that it "moves" when the ... (read in full...)
Pregnant and unable to sleep! Any relaxation tips?
Q. I found out on Friday that i am pregnant, which my partner and i am very happy about.:-) The thing is, i havent been able to sleep properly for the past 3 nights. This is obviously cos im thinking about being pregnant, but i dont want to car...
A. 17 March 2008: As someone who used to work odd hours constantly.
First, get the bed clean, new sheets and clean underwear or whatever.
Relax before you go to bed. Don't watch tv that has you feeling or thinking. Don't read a book in bed. Do not have a deep ... (read in full...)
All my friends are in relationships, why don't guys like me?
Q. Okay I am 15 turning 16 this year and I feel really really lonely. I feel really inloved and it's really getting to me. All my other friends have boyfriends and they are lasting a long time. My last realtionship lasted two days, so I am really eager ...
A. 17 March 2008: Alright, first off, cool down. There are often surveys which suggest something like 50% of people lose their virginity before 18. What people then forget that this means that 50% DO NOT!
People mature at different speeds, maybe you just ain't re... (read in full...)
Why do women love to be treated badly?
Q. Now this will cause a stir.. and to the girls on this board. i mean no offence but someone has to say it. Why do women like/love to be treated like crap? i'm 25 years old. i don't drink, don't smoke. and i don't do drugs. i'm by no means God...
A. 17 March 2008: I have a good friend who is a bad boy (not an asshole, just a player). He plays with women like they are toys. He ain't all bad, he never hits on women who are taken by his mates for instance and doesn't go after mental wrecks either, he is very ... (read in full...)
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