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I am a proud White South African male. Apparently we are difficult to deal with.
I don't mean to offend people but sometimes you may need a bit of tough love.
I have 2 children and a wife. They are my reason for living. I run a large area of land its hard work.
I enjoy travel mostly to Australia. Good people.
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I'm pregnant with my boyfriend's baby, but I'm afraid to leave him because of his anger issues.
Q. I'm 18 years old and have been with my boyfriend for almost three years. he has lived with me and my family for most of the time we have been together. I have just found out I am Pregnant and things between us are getting worse. He treats my mother ...
A. 18 September 2008: talk to your parents, then kick him out. Call the cops if you have to... (read in full...)
I know this can escalate to something else...something terrible, but I like it, I mean I really like it. What would you do in this predicament?
Q. I met this guy and now I'm staying with him. He's a bit older than me and he's very nice. I've known him for a year or two now, we only knew each other for about two weeks before I moved in with him. I thought he was the nicest guy. He showered me ...
A. 17 September 2008: um, yeah not really much we can say.... I suggest you go and get some professional help.... (read in full...)
Is it true you can get pregnant if a guy gets too close to you?
Q. I've missed my period, but i've missed it before i don't know why, but i wasnt pregnant cause i didnt have sex. But now im worried because i've heard that u can get pregnant if a guys gets close 2 u, if he touches u, and thats what happened, and now ...
A. 17 September 2008: this must be a joke!... NO you cant get pregnant if a guy gets too close, only if he ejaculates inside you.
I suggest you get some education on Sex before you even think about having it, for goodness sake use Wikipedia if your embarrassed or go an... (read in full...)
How can I make my mum talk about masturbation?
Q. I'm 13 year old girl and I masturbate frequently. I don't know if my mum knows, I want to tell her, but I can't! alternatively, how can I make her talk to me about it, without letting her know that I masturbate?...
A. 16 September 2008: ummmm Why do you want to tell her in the frist place? Its something totally personal... (read in full...)
Problems in my polyamorous relationship with one partner. I need advice.
Q. Hi can anyone help me? Im in a polyamory relationship, but my one partner is driving me to dispair. He thinks that because i were with him 1st he should take priority over my other lover. His jelousy is pushing us apart not bringing us clos...
A. 9 September 2008: I dont really want to know anymore, I wish you all the best but I think I am going to stop reading your posts, they are against EVERYTHING that I hold dear to me....and to be honest or as you say tbh, your posts really sadden and sicken me... I ... (read in full...)
A woman in my house while I am out of town?!
Q. OK, heres the deal. I am out of town on a family emergency and suddenly my husband is getting picked up and brought home from work by a new "training" lady at his job. He is in the military. Now, my husband doesn't have his license so he has gotten ...
A. 28 August 2008: YOU HAVE ISSUES
Why do you think he is cheating on you? Because some lady he worked with changed her cloths at your house?
Maybe she didnt have time at work or it was faster to change at your house?
You sound like a spoilt teenager and not... (read in full...)
Problems in my polyamorous relationship with one partner. I need advice.
Q. Hi can anyone help me? Im in a polyamory relationship, but my one partner is driving me to dispair. He thinks that because i were with him 1st he should take priority over my other lover. His jelousy is pushing us apart not bringing us clos...
A. 19 August 2008: im with deema....this whole thing is just very messed up!... (read in full...)
Thrilled about a new pregnancy! What is something special that I can do for my wife?
Q. Hi all not really a question but more of an announcement! I want to tell the world but I think this is the closest I shall get! I am very excited, my beautiful goddess of a wife has just informed me we are about to have another child!! It wil...
A. 4 August 2008: We went the hour and a half into town to have the ultrasound (because we are so far out we don't get them too often) well we didn't in our last pregnancies.
Anyway we will be this time, my wife is sitting at just over 4 and a half mont... (read in full...)
Thrilled about a new pregnancy! What is something special that I can do for my wife?
Q. Hi all not really a question but more of an announcement! I want to tell the world but I think this is the closest I shall get! I am very excited, my beautiful goddess of a wife has just informed me we are about to have another child!! It wil...
A. 31 July 2008: Thanks everyone!!
now I just have to think of names.... I get to name this one!
Cheers
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Thrilled about a new pregnancy! What is something special that I can do for my wife?
Q. Hi all not really a question but more of an announcement! I want to tell the world but I think this is the closest I shall get! I am very excited, my beautiful goddess of a wife has just informed me we are about to have another child!! It wil...
A. 31 July 2008: Hello all!
No idea if it is a girl or a boy yet, as long as both my wife and baby are fine that's all a man can ask.
I am having a massive BBQ tomorrow and inviting our neighbours and family from surrounding farms.
Yes yes I agree, foot rubs, ... (read in full...)
How can I do something nice for my grandma to stop her stressing out?
Q. Hello everyone, My problem doesn't have anything to do with sex or anything, its about my grandma. I love my grandma so much and she's sooooo stressed out I'm 17 and she's like my best friend. Im scared that she's gonna pass away from all the stre...
A. 31 July 2008: awwwwwww, show her what you just wrote!... (read in full...)
My husband had an affair and now she's pregnant! Where do we go from here?
Q. Let me explain more in detail I am 46 my husband Is 36 we have been together for 12 years. I have 2 kids from a previous relationship. He want children but I can't give him any.He recently had an affair like 5 months ago. now shes pregnant,and of ...
A. 31 July 2008: Baffled at the below poster....honestly baffled.... How dare you? I happen to know lots of coupples where the lady is older and none of these men are leaving there partners for the "younger" woman. If you are what a younger woman has to offer then ... (read in full...)
I don't want our daughter to be involved with the "other woman"!
Q. my boyfriend and i have a five year old daughter together. after an eight year relationship he says that he dont love me. days after he tells me this he is with another woman. i do not want my daughter to see him if he is with her. what do i do?...
A. 31 July 2008: Well I can see your point about not wanting your daughter to be with the OW now.... but you need to realise that going forward there is nothing you can do to stop it, any efforts you make may well result in leagal action or your daughter blaming you ... (read in full...)
Am I wrong for giving him an ultimatum to not be in his child's life?
Q. Am I wrong for asking him to not be in the child's life cause honestly I dont think I can handle it if he is, because that means he will have to be in this OW's life as well for the child's sake. He has no business with them. I dont think I'm wrong ...
A. 31 July 2008: ok, whilst i admire your faith you need to stop brining "god" into all this.
Im sorry your not getting the answers that you want from us and I am sorry your Husband hurt you, I can understand the OW not wanting an abortion for some woment that is j... (read in full...)
Am I wrong for giving him an ultimatum to not be in his child's life?
Q. Am I wrong for asking him to not be in the child's life cause honestly I dont think I can handle it if he is, because that means he will have to be in this OW's life as well for the child's sake. He has no business with them. I dont think I'm wrong ...
A. 30 July 2008: You are forgetting the child, you have no right to ask him to give up being a father, you need to be a grown up woman now and put your needs second to a child.; Just because he is in its life is not to say he is leaving you for her or anything like ... (read in full...)
He may break up with me because his mom does not approve! I'm a single mom...
Q. I am a 32 yr old single mum (my daughter is 15 years old) and I have been seeing a lovely guy for 4 months. I got a bad feeling that something wasn't right with him and I confronted him and asked him if everything was ok. He admitted that he isn't ...
A. 2 July 2008: Mummy's boy. Run for the hills... (read in full...)
My bf thinks he will loose his independance if we get engaged!!
Q. My boyfriend and I have been together for a year and a half. I always knew we wanted to wait till after we finished college to get married, but he has always said he'd want to get engaged whenever. Now he tells me that that was a lie and he said it ...
A. 2 July 2008: YOu cant take away any of his independance, its not yours to give or take. Its his.
I can understand him not wanting to be engaged at his age, its too young. ... (read in full...)
My curvy Goddess is trying to slim down! How can I tell her I like her the way she is?
Q. my girlfriend and i have been together for about 6 months and she is the largest girl that i have ever dated (shes about 5feet 6 inches and about 180 pounds. before her i only liked women with slim bodies but found myself so attracted to her curvy ...
A. 2 July 2008: I understand my friend, my wife has curves (after 2 kids) and I think she is the most sexy woman to ever grace the earth. I hate stick women.. No good.
Women with curves and soft skin......that is the best gift god gave man.
The thing is you... (read in full...)
Why can't I walk down the street without feeling threatened by every other woman?!
Q. I'm with my boyfriend two years, and he is absolutely wonderful. I am very much in love with him and believe he feels the same. We have recently moved in together, and are planning our future together. Although this all sounds wonderful, I see...
A. 2 July 2008: Stop doing it. Get some help and councelling, show your BF that you are trying or you will loose him. Boys dont like paranoid messes.
Sorry to be rude but its true. I am sure it is all in your head and he loves you, let yourself be loved and take... (read in full...)
My boss and I are VERY attracted to one another, but he's married!
Q. i met a guy a year ago, we clicked instantly, then i found out he was part owner of were i worked and was kinda my manager as well, i had no idea at the time, and had made a pass at him ...he responded , but not a full on response. because of his...
A. 1 July 2008: Wake up my dear, this man is going to use you for sex. Pure and simple, he is not going to leave his wife or son and you need to ask if you want to be a homewrecker?
People get attracted to others its natrual but thats as far as it should go. How ... (read in full...)
Am I wrong for wanting to know how old she was when she lost her virginity?
Q. I am having trouble coping with the fact that my girlfriend won't tell me how old she was when she first had sex. I know who it was with, just not how old she was. I also want to know how many different guys she's been with and who they are. To a ...
A. 26 June 2008: I have seen many questions on this site and normally from American men, you have issues with your girlfriends past's... Why?
Just leave it alone. She will tell you if she wants, my guess is that she is worried you will judge her.
Good luck... (read in full...)
Will he think it's weird that he's my first proper boyfriend?
Q. I've just started seeing someone, I like him a lot but I am embarressed because I am almost 28 and have never been in a serious relationship - he wants to talk about past relationships etc but I keep avoiding the questions, do you think he will mind ...
A. 26 June 2008: LOL, no if he is a smart man he will feel very special. It is not weird or silly, there are lots of reasons people don't get into relationships.
Your still young its not like your 60!. I would be honest with him. If he is a good guy he will unde... (read in full...)
Should I put the baby my last name or his?
Q. well im in love with this guy who lives in a different state and he loves me we started going back out yesterday and hes coming to see me in two weeks hes gonna get me pregnant so i can have his baby when he is in iraq but i dont know if i put his ...
A. 10 June 2008: If I actually knew where you lived I would dobb you into child protection services. So sick of these stupid stupid little girls trying to be grown up. A real grown woman would take the time to grow up and be able to provide for a child, not just... (read in full...)
We're getting married this year, but I'm getting cold feet as he is not very affectionate, should I marry him?
Q. hi, i've been with my fella for 7 yrs and we are getting married this year. I've started having second thoughts though.. can you fall out of love with someone and become just friends???? Because that's how we are, we don't do anything couple ...
A. 5 June 2008: He already cant be bothered? Leave now... its better to do it before you are married than after, find a man who will work on a relationship with you and who is going to want to be affectionate... (read in full...)
Should I just walk out on two years of my life?
Q. I'm so tired of my relationship. My fiancee and I fight all the time. Nothing I do ever seems good enough to him. When we argue he gets verbally abusive and the last time he punched me in the leg after i threw something at him. I understand i probab...
A. 4 June 2008: Nope violence is bad. Pure and simple. Leave this man now you both are bad for each other,
Better to leave after 2 years than 20.... (read in full...)
My best friend comes from a different cultural background! There's more and I need some advice!
Q. My best friend is Korean and he came to America with his parents. My friend E and I are really confused when it comes to J. There is a culture difference so sometimes it gets to the point that we don't really know much about him. We consider him a ...
A. 4 June 2008: Well I am not really sure what your question is, How do you tell if he is your friend or not? Or is it sometimes you feel you don't know him at all? Try talking to him. Koreans are not an alien race! He and his parents are probably very si... (read in full...)
I love this girl but creep her out!
Q. I am in love with a girl who hates me and wants nothing to do with me because I creep her out. However I'm not creepy or anything and she used to be just fine around me. How do I get her to change her mind?...
A. 4 June 2008: Why do you like a girl who hates you?
Maybe try talking to her but sadly at the end of the day if she has made it clear that she wants nothing to do with you then there is not much that can be done.
Maybe try and find someone new?... (read in full...)
I was happy sleeping with other men to please my husband, but he doesn't want me to anymore.
Q. after we had been married about five years, my husband told me he wanted me to have sex with other men and he wanted to watch. i told him i didn't want to, but he begged and begged me to do this and i finally told him i would. he brought home a ...
A. 2 June 2008: hmmmm, sharing my wife?? Nope never going to happen.
I think you and your husband need to talk about things, find out why you do want to be shared around and why his is against it.
Dad... AKA satan,
As i said before, its good to see you have ... (read in full...)
For all the married people out there.... how in gods name do ye keep it going?
Q. Ok...so what if your boyfriend acts cool. As in you'll see him when you see him. Does it mean he doesnt love you. After nearly 3 years together is it normal to be nearly devoid of affection and compliments?? Please tell coz i just dont know!! What ...
A. 2 June 2008: YES There is a forever, with the right person, your BF sounds like he needs a bit of a wake up call.
I don't need to act "cool" to be with my wife. I lover her. Pure and simple. I would tell the world if I could.
Relationships are hard work but... (read in full...)
Been sleeping with my friends father. What do you think I should do?
Q. Hi cupid, I am in a really hard situation. ok my best friend and I are really close we do everything together. I am 16 and she is 17. I really don't have much of a family of my own my dad left us and my mum spends more time at the pub getting ...
A. 29 May 2008: Tell his wife and maybe call the police?
Im going to leave this one to the more experianced Aunts.... (read in full...)
Can you 'make love' to someone if you don't love them?
Q. can you make love to someone if you don't love them? if you don't love the person why would you say,"i want to make love to you" ...
A. 29 May 2008: Well saying I want to make love to you is much nicer than saying fancy a F*&^.
Normally women don't like that and men stand a better chance of getting laid by the person if we are to say "make love"
Just my opinion there.... (read in full...)
How do you know the difference in really being in love rather than just being used to a mate?
Q. How do you know the difference in really being in love rather than just being used to a mate? I sometimes think a fling is just a temporary thrill and not for the long haul. how do you determine the truth?...
A. 29 May 2008: rhythmandblues2 just nailed it on the head.
When I first met my wife she made my head spin, then with time we connected and she understood all my faults and I hers and we still were in love. I don't care that she spends too long in the show... (read in full...)
How do you figure out why your wife of 30 years is always against having sex?
Q. How do you figure out why your wife of 30 years is always against having sex? She always has an excuse too tired, doesn't feel well, has to go to sleep you know the drill. Is it normal for women at 50 to get this way? I am finding it hard to even ...
A. 29 May 2008: The change of life my friend. I think you should talk to her. They have those funny little pills now that help the women folk with this problem.
You sound like you love your wife, and yes sex is important. Try to talk to her.
Women are strange ... (read in full...)
What are your opinions or funny stories about 69ing?
Q. i would like to hear your opinions about 69ing with somebody. like if you like it or not? or if you have any funny or interesting stories about it!!! please write them if you have any!!!...
A. 29 May 2008: Ok why do you want to know about other peoples "69ing" ? Kinda weird... (read in full...)
My body is hungry for sex! It's been a year!! Please help me!!
Q. Hi. I haven't had sex for a year now, as of this week. It's quite a depressing anniversary, and one that I have tried to keep off my mind, but haven't been able to. I really feel like I need sex again now, for the good of my manhood. I have made out ...
A. 29 May 2008: if it bothers you that much my man go and pay for it. ... (read in full...)
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