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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
everybody has the right to be stupid... some just abuse it more than others.
Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity
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Cupid's terrible timing!
Q. I met back up with a girl from college, and went to visit her. She lives 4 hrs away, and we hit it off really well. About 3 days after I returned home, she called and told me that she just found out she was a month pregnant by some army guy that she ...
A. 19 May 2010: oh snap son. well i got a ton of question you need to answer. are you ready to be a father? do you have the money to support a child? do you have a job? are you ok with raise a child from another guy?
me personally. i would say to her i not goin... (read in full...)
I've been talking to my ex, only he's now married with 2 children! Do I end contact?
Q. my exboyfriend and i have been talking for about 3 months now after 7yrs. He is currently married with children. He says that he doesnt want our communication to end just because he is with someone else, saying he wants me to be his women for ...
A. 19 May 2010: you can communicate theres nothing wrong with that. you can be a good friend and still be there for him. everyone needs a close friend to talk to. you just gotta be careful you dont cross the line.... (read in full...)
I'm not allowed to have coffee with a girlfriend and I have a curfew 8 p.m. set by my husband!
Q. This is my story. I've been married for 15 years. I was married young. My husband is a good person, never cheated, helps out with cleaning, making suppers. Isn't very affectionate, but let's me know in different ways how he feels for me. My p...
A. 19 May 2010: Holy control issue Batman! your locked up like an incarcerated serial killer...
this is a case of some serious control issues. sit him down and tell if that he is controlling you unfairly(and might as well say inhumanly too). your a grown woman th... (read in full...)
Why do some men cheat on their wives?
Q. I want 2 know why some men cheat on there wifes?...
A. 19 May 2010: ya not gonna lie, a guy cheats and we are stupid and wired like Neanderthals. but if a woman cheats then they are under heavy distress and emotional pain. there for making it ok.
theres no doubt that some guys cheat. i know some guys that have che... (read in full...)
He dumped me on my birthday! Help!
Q. Help plz!!!!!!!!! My boyfriend said he had a suprise for me on my b-day and then for the suprize he dumped me. Guess what my b-day was 3 wks ago and I still cant get ovr him what shuld ii do...
A. 19 May 2010: thats defiantly one of those jaw dropping holy !#%& moments. please do a favor and get over him. thats a really rude move and you dont need him. thats like your boss firing you on Christmas, then finishing it with happy holidays. its just flat out ... (read in full...)
Why do some men cheat on their wives?
Q. I want 2 know why some men cheat on there wifes?...
A. 19 May 2010: theres way to many reasons that some guys cheat: mid-life crisis, boredom, no self control, etc...
but hey we're not all bad, i like to think i actually came out relatively ok and have self control. might have came out of the cosmic oven a little... (read in full...)
Am I allergic to condoms?
Q. me and my boyfriend have just had sex for the first time together, it wasn't our first time completely as we have slept with other people before. every time i have sex and use a latex condom, it gets about 10 minutes into it and it feels like it ...
A. 19 May 2010: look for a sheep skin condom. Trojan Brand condom makes them. try and see what happens. good luck... (read in full...)
When is it appropriate to date one of your best friend's ex?
Q. When is it appropriate to date one of your best friend's ex? ...
A. 19 May 2010: Well according to the great "Men of the Square Table" it would 6 Months. Please watch this link and enjoy. MAN LAW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88nAlb0qP5E&feature=PlayList&p=6F54ABD859008905&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=61... (read in full...)
He'd been distant, so I broke up by text. But I don't understand his reply!
Q. So my bf has been very distant towards me. Actually he straight up stopped talking to me after a fight we had about my jealousy issue. I understand he needed time to cool off. It was a week then he called me, but I was in the middle of something and ...
A. 19 May 2010: well if my girlfriend broke up with me via Text Message, i wouldnt take it serious either. maybe im a little old school and still believe in broking up with someone face to face. anyway "being the dog" in the business world means a failure and a ... (read in full...)
Co-Workers Flirting!
Q. I was at my job and starting and about a year and a half ago I noticed what I think is two co-workers flirting with one another. One of them is married and I know the partner. If you were in a position to tell the married partner whether there was ...
A. 19 May 2010: just chatting and laughing and sitting together at breaks isnt even close to crossing the line. you need to give us some more info to even consider this. from just that it sounds like they just enough each other as friends. if you can provide us ... (read in full...)
Will my mother be this way as long as I live at home? My girlfriend is scared to meet her!
Q. ok, im 23, moved back home while I finish my last year of college, and my girlfriend of 4 months is 24. she has her own place, and bc we don't get to see each other very much through the week (im in school, she's at work) i like to stay overnight on ...
A. 19 May 2010: hey there i hope i can help a lot. my mother is actually very much alike yours. for the longest time my mother didnt agree, approve and just flat out didnt respect what i did. and it would be about everything under the sun. girls, jobs, friends, ... (read in full...)
I knew my boyfriend watched porn, but now I have found out he watches it every day!
Q. hi ok i really need help. i knew that my boyfriend watched porn, and i was a little hurt but i just didnt really think anything of it. but now ive realised he watches it EVERY day even yesturday when it was his BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! i was with him all ...
A. 19 May 2010: well the fact is us guys watch porn. almost all of us do. mainly at a younger age when our sex drive and penis are both up and at their highest. guys are visual type people normally and need to see to be stimulated. so really the porn means nothing ... (read in full...)
Love at sight?!
Q. I was transferred to another class on my 2nd simister in sophomore year... And there was a girl sitting across from me maybe 2 table lines away... I never really thought of her on my 2 months into my 2nd simister. Until the day she and her sister ...
A. 19 May 2010: love at first sight is possible, but extremely rare. and what you are experiencing is probably a crush. this is probably the only crush you have ever experienced as well. rush of emotions like this happen many times in life. well anyway find a way ... (read in full...)
What sort of competitive racing would be best for me to get into at the age of 18 in los angeles?
Q. hello there everyone my family and i are moving to america in a few months and it is my dream to become an indy car driver but because it is hard to get into i have other qualifications to pursue a different career but as i am moving to americ...
A. 19 May 2010: honestly this is the wrong and possibly worst place to post this question. you should have really looked for another site to post this question on. you should have gone to this site:
http://www.answerbag.com/... (read in full...)
How can I control my anxiety problem?
Q. Im freaking out,I need help.My family is relying on me to start taking up most of the farm dutys and stuff and i know that if i dont really take it on seriously things will get bad,My dad treats me like a failure,I wnated to prove him wrong by ...
A. 19 May 2010: well your scared of losing the good times? i hate to say it but thats life. theres going to be the good time and the bad times in life. apart of living is managing those good and bad times. any adult knows this. in tough times you just gotta dig in ... (read in full...)
Physical evidence that he's been cheating?
Q. my boyfriend has 2 red big patches in between his upper theighs and i asked him what they were from one time and he said maybe it was because i was giving him oral sex and they were from my head rubbing up against him...I can see that happening, but ...
A. 19 May 2010: its probably just chafing or his legs rubbing together. if he is above average weight and build. then it is very likely. honestly just have your man wear some long boxer briefs and i bet money on red spots going away. hope this is helpful... (read in full...)
Pictures of his ex on his bedroom wall! And porn-type ones with her on his phone and computer!
Q. ive been with my boyfriend for just under 2 months, and when i was over his i noticed on his phone and computer he has porn like pictures of him and his ex and a photo of her on his bedroom wall. so i gave him time to delete them etc. but he didn...
A. 19 May 2010: well bluntly i dont think he has gotten over his ex yet. this is a red flag. i really dont think he is ready to date yet. and if hes not ready or willing discard pics of his ex like that. then you need to rethink dating him. sorry to hear about it, ... (read in full...)
Can you tell if a guy has recently had sex?
Q. How can you tell if a man has recently had sex? I am in a relationship with someone who sometimes has a very strong odor around the tip of his penis. He also has a very reddish on his testicles sometimes? Are these signs of a man recently having ...
A. 18 May 2010: wow to be honest this question is wicked hard to answer because theres like a million and one answers.
to be honest you can't really tell if a guy has had sex or not. depends on the guy. me and all other guys can smell down there very easily. ... (read in full...)
H'es giving up because legally I'm still married!
Q. Ive been dating a guy for 6 months and we both have told eachother that were falling in love with one another. I am still married and have been seperated from my husband for over a year. I just found out our marriage is not going to be final for ...
A. 18 May 2010: im pretty sure i get what you mean. but a little more info would be nice. like how did your marriage fall apart and at what point did this new guy come in? well anyway, i know for a fact if i was the guy. your status of being married would bo... (read in full...)
Husband hasn't touched me in over 7 years..is he gay?
Q. Dont realy where to start.Well i am married.Im in a sexless marriage.My husband sleeps, on the couch.I sleep in a bedroom.He hasnt touched or looked at me in over 7 years.I been hearing hubby likes men better or his gay or bi.I havent cheatted on ...
A. 16 May 2010: Theres tons of reasons why it might be sexless. maybe you need to spice up the sex life. try something crazy like a 3sum, public sex, going to a nudist camp, etc... the other possibility is maybe he does have E.D. most men are very nervous or ... (read in full...)
How much effort does it take to text?
Q. I was supposed to go round this guy's house tonight. We talked earlier, and he said he had a friend round and would text me later, when he was free. Only he never did. It's now really late, and I've not heard anything from him, not even a "sorry" ...
A. 16 May 2010: haha well in my mind texting takes a lot more than it takes to dial 10 numbers.
but as i see it a lot of people do say they are going to text when they really dont. i think the line "i will text you later" is becoming that new line just to be fr... (read in full...)
My wife is afraid to swallow. What can I do to help her get rid of this little fear?
Q. I have a great relationship with my wife and we love each other very much. She and I give each other oral sex. The thing is that I have asked her if she will swalow and she has said yes but she just can't bring herself to do it. What can I do ...
A. 15 May 2010: Q eating fruit helps a lot. but if you still want to drink and get hammered. just have the other guy eat pineapples, then take a shot or two of rum. and you will be gargling pina colada baby batter in no time. cheer my friend and drink up... (read in full...)
How can I get rid of the spots and bumps caused by shaving my private area?
Q. I urgently need solutions to this pressing problem, i have this very dark spots and bumps on my private part as a result of shaving. I'm fair in complexion and the area is so dark, i feel very uncomfortable naked. What can i use to get rid of those ...
A. 15 May 2010: hey there. if you are getting bumps and red spots it maybe because your press the razor to your skin to hard. also using shaving cream really helps a lot to fight skin irritation. hope this helps ... (read in full...)
Husband is about to cheat. Please help me make the right decision.
Q. Hi. I am married 13 years. I married my high school sweetheart. we have been together for 25 years. We have only had sex with each other. My husband recently turned 40 and feels he has missed out on something, specifically sex with other women. ...
A. 15 May 2010: hey there, im sorry to hear about your troubles. but what it sounds like is your husband might be having a mid-life crisis. which is very common and happens to tons of people. just a little spark of change can help a lot. my dad went through a bad ... (read in full...)
My wife is afraid to swallow. What can I do to help her get rid of this little fear?
Q. I have a great relationship with my wife and we love each other very much. She and I give each other oral sex. The thing is that I have asked her if she will swalow and she has said yes but she just can't bring herself to do it. What can I do ...
A. 15 May 2010: hey there i know exactly what you need to do. first you taste and tell here taste good. just like what you do with little kids and trying a new food.
next explain to her that its got lots of protein and its nutritious. which actually sperm do... (read in full...)
When I turned down his marriage proposal he went and married his ex instead!
Q. i was living with a man he ask me to marry him and i wouldn't because i was mad at him that day. so he went and married his ex. he was gone living with her for 2 weeks before he moved back home. we have been living together now for 2 years sence ...
A. 15 May 2010: oh my god... this is mildly confusing and amusing. and im not sure where to begin. but you were mad him for one day. was that one day of being mad worth throwing the marriage away?
second do you actually have proof of the wedding? because this is ... (read in full...)
My teacher kissed me like I've never been kissed before
Q. HELPHELPHELPHELP!!! That is like the 3 time i write here about the sama teacher,, ! last time wrote that he kissed me and i think i kissed back (i had a black out for a moment, don't remember anyrhing for like 15 seconds!),and yeserday he came to ...
A. 29 April 2010: wow... well i have to agree with ladyjaye. im not sure if i would put it the same way. i still agree thou. this man you should be very careful of and stay away from. as much as you think you like him or love him. hes still committing an illegal act ... (read in full...)
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