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She fell asleep holding my hand, you think she likes me?

Q.   im 16 and i met this girl at a party and we got on great and we flirted alot. she let me hold her in my arms and she held my hand and she fell asleep on me. but nothing happend. and im just woundering what should i do. and does antbody else think ...

A.   18 July 2006: that ofcourse depends on the type of girl, as they generally divide into two types: whores : flirt, 'love', have sex (alot) with different partners, not really caring about the relationship. usually this kind of girls 'relationships' are a single... (read in full...)

80% perfection but he treats me like dirt when he's stoned!

Q.   I love my boyfriend to bits and have done for the past 9 months. We've had an on/off relationship all this time because even though we're crazy about eachother we fall out all the time. Everything is perfect 80% of the time and i honestly think i ...

A.   18 July 2006: you cannot blame him for acting childish/stupid while being intoxicated - its not his fault, and he's not completely in control. unless you're an addict, you can always just get away from the 'group' when they get stoned, to avoid your boyfrien... (read in full...)

One mistake and my heart is broken!

Q.   hi i am a boy who loves a girl.we live apart but we are in contact via msn for 10 months.we have plans to meet later.the problem is that she lied about her second name.and one of her friends told me the real name.i was shocked.i searched about her ...

A.   18 July 2006: well, the only thin i can say, that you should think it over before doing something, and you probably think that that last name didnt really matter that much. you might try get back in contact, as ive 'broken up' temporarily with my girlfrie... (read in full...)

I am a virgin, he wants sex, and I don't know if he loves me

Q.   I have been seeing my b/f for 4 months now and he has now started to talk a lot about sex and become a lot more physical towards me! He has never made me feel uncomfortable and i have only done anything that i wanted with him, but now it is coming t...

A.   17 July 2006: How do you know if a guy loves you? - well you know it when you see it. not really stereotypical romantic comedy, but still. if he cares for you, and you feel that e isnt only physically attracted to you - thre you go. should i ask him/wait... (read in full...)

Is there anything I could do to get him back?

Q.   OK, so this is a long confusing story, but i'll just give the highlights. My boyfriend and I have been in a relationship for 2 years now and we couldn't be happier. However, I have two goy friends that I use to date, but we are only friends now. ...

A.   17 July 2006: yes, because this seems a bit temporary from him. obviously your relationship is strong, and little things like this usually act as milestones of 'things we've been through'. i wouldnt suggest you calling him (because hanging up is a negative... (read in full...)

I want to know what's really going on?

Q.   i've met this girl, and have known her for about half a year, and i really like her and know she fancies me, one night she kissed me and said she 'wanted to' (but we didnt), but then a couple of days later she said it didnt feel right, but whats ...

A.   17 July 2006: It might be that she a) might have someone else b) she might not want to lose the friendship with you, over romance (happened to me once) c) she might had had a turn off (maybe because you refused (if you did)) d) intoxicated (alcohol... (read in full...)

Does this mean I am gay?

Q.   hi i am a man of 33 since my girl friend left me. i have been drawn to gay men. and i have also dreamed about them as well. i went to my first gay bar last week and got chatted up. he touch me down there and i touched him back. also kissed me and i ...

A.   17 July 2006: most likely bisexual, unless you were drunk... (read in full...)

A guy I like has a new girlfriend. How do I get over it?

Q.   I'm so upset. A boy I really like and have done things with just got a new girlfriend. What can I do to get over him?...

A.   17 July 2006:  most people find it best to close yourself in a room, and cry. it worked for me in my earlier relationships- to let all the steam out, and when you're done, talk to some friend, and you will feel so much better. another way is to start doing sp... (read in full...)

What does sperm taste like?

Q.   Can anyone tell me what sperm tastes like because me and this boy are planning on doing stuff but i dont know if i want him to *** in my mouth in case it tastes nasty. Can anyone help?...

A.   17 July 2006:  accroding to my girlfriend, not too nasty, but unpleasant. according to her its peculiar. (no i have not tasted sperm, and im not homosexual) :D... (read in full...)

I just like my sex "vanilla" without all this messing around... Any ideas?

Q.   (age 20) Ok. I know it's all up to me. But anyway - I've previously gotten out of 2 long term/serious relationships (not at the same time obviously). Both guys I were with wanted me to perform oral sex on him and give the men hand jobs while I was ...

A.   17 July 2006: Well, i think it depends on the guy, depending on what he likes, what he's like etc. Although, if you think the people are worth it, you should make sacrifices and give your parter what HE wants, for exchange what you want. As you said he doens... (read in full...)

The lack of sex in my 3 month relationship is making me so frustrated!

Q.   I am seeing a very nice kind guy, its been about 3 mths now.Our problem is this: i am extremely frustrated by the lack of satisfaction is the sex part of the relationship. ' He is kind to me when we see each other (once a week at weekends, he lives...

A.   17 July 2006: congrats - i think you sdtumbled upon a guy who actuall cares. i think you should treasure that, as there aren't many guys like that in thw world. you should treasure the knowledge that he isnt with you just for sex, and that he's not a perverted ... (read in full...)

He's lied constantly for the past 6 months should I still stay ?

Q.   i have been with my boyfriend for 6 months. i knew he was married but he said they had separated. i got a phone call ffrom his wife saying that they were still together!!! me and my bf do everything together and i do love him dearly. but he h...

A.   17 July 2006: It depends how you like him. Do you think he's worth it? because he definitely found you worth more than his wife, although this could be a problem: a) he might have numerous other girlfriends apart from you b) he might act the same with you...... (read in full...)

My girlfriend thinks penises are gross and disgusting!

Q.   I have been dating my gf for over 3 years and we have a great relationship. I love her deeply and we are planning on getting engaged soon. We never really argue or fight about anything but if there was one thing that bothered me about us, would be ...

A.   17 July 2006: I had a case like this, although not as severe. my girlfriend avoided going there, until i had enough and told her, TOLD HER thati hated to be the only one who was actually doing 'stuff' in the relationship. that's why you should tell her how you... (read in full...)

His friends don't like me, and it feels weird knowing that!

Q.   I'm a teenager I just moved into a new house in a different state and own a Farm. Well about a month after we moved in, we met this new neighbor and one was my age. I found out he liked me but as the year went on I never liked him and finally after ...

A.   17 July 2006: I had a similar thing...my friends didnt like my girlfriend and her friends hated me. although they never told me so, it was pretty obvious. The way we solved it was that we all were in communication with each others friends, and we all just became ... (read in full...)

I have a hugh crush on a 14 year old celebrity!

Q.   What do you do when you have a huge crush on a celebrity, and you can't stop thinking about them? I'm 13 and he's almost 14....

A.   17 July 2006: To be honest, i think you're thinking childishly. there is pretty much no way you could have an actual relationship. This is like a bunch of old ladies loving brad pitt, or johnny depp. you could never have a celebrity as a g/f b/f (well there is... (read in full...)

He says he loves me all the time, but I just don't believe it...

Q.   My boyfriend of a few months says he loves me, but I don't feel like he loves me. He tells me this all the time, but at the same time he still talks about his exes and how better they were at certain things than me. I kinda feel like he just lov...

A.   17 July 2006: He couldn't love you. loving, should be more like him liking you very much for who you are, despite your bads. loving boyfriends, shouldn't bring up things like that, or avoid bringing up ex's. He most likely is bringing them up to provoke you be ... (read in full...)

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