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Oh lord it's hard to be humble When your perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I'm such a wonderfull woman.. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble But I'm doing the best th

yep its going great Ive got another elderly lady that swears like a trooper then says it ok cause she's had the vic round...She span around on her stair chair and "FUCK ME SHE SAID I WONDERED WERE I WAS GOING TO END UP" Now thats the kind of client

how much do I get payed? To spy of course!!!!!(:0) The yard work I'll just watch :)

Little Johnny Strikes Again.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A grade schoolteacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we a

Who would like to hear a Nursery rhyme, you know, the censored type we never heard as kids. Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just thought I would let you all know that my knee is very much on the mend!! Wahey...bruising is minimal thanks to the frozen peas and elevation!! I can walk on it just fine now without any trouble - which means I can party away the week!! :-)

Hi love I belive in this life we can only do our best, You have got a good relationship thats a solid foundation. He looks at you and trust his instincts with you to be capable of being a good person to be with his son. If you worry about

I fell down the stairs... I was in final year in high school. My friends and I regularly audited a course at the local University called Pubology 101. We knew the guy is charge of the Res Commons, so if there was a party or a dance, we always had

i thought it was funny. but i like corny jokes. besides im just glade to hear someone loves me... wait a sec, you said you love my toes? what about the rest of me? well there gose my selfconfidence.

Yes, the 'timeout' method is effective--a time to give the child some space to think about the behavior that landed them there, in the first place. With my kids, we had a 'thinking step', a 'time out chair' and as they got older...they were required

I met my wife in church. I had been talked into going by an ex but although we had split sometime back i was still going. It was a "happy clappy" place and i did enjoy it. Kayley played the guitar in the church band and was a few years younger than

maybe i did one day when i did the double jointed thingy i couldnt get out of cause I was a tad merry!!!!!!!!so mayb or maybe I hit the loo!!!!!!Made the kids laugh anywho!!!!!!!its really good for stings hun!!!!! never have I ever had a golden s

Hunny I guessed it was dr pepper or you had just gone a tad nuts (:0)its good to see you back anywho i must go n do sum vork dats my svedish just for u smoochie woochie poochies xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx