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It's hard to be humble

Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

by Mac Davis

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way

I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day

To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can

I used to have a girlfriend but I guess she just couldn't compete

With all these love starved women who keep clamoring at my feet

Well I probably could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me

Who cares? I never get lonesome 'cause I treasure my own company

I guess you could say I am a loner, a cowboy all locked up and proud

Well I could have lots of friends if I wanted, but then I wouldn't stand out in a crowd

Some folks say that I'm egotistical - hell I don't even know what that means

I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way

I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day

To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can -

I'm doin' the best that I can.

Posted on 19 June 2008 @ 21:18 (London time) - permalink
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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Was that aimed at anyone in particular?

Posted on 19 June 2008 @ 21:26 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Oh. Um. Well of course I know YOU are perfect, Susan my dear. And I would never go so far as to accuse you of being humble...

Posted on 19 June 2008 @ 21:29 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

OK, this I can try.

Oh lord is hard to be humble

Cause I'm perfect

The End

... How do you get it to rhyme?

Posted on 19 June 2008 @ 22:14 (London time) - permalink
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jay12toes, posted over a year ago

you wanna talk about perfect? well i have 12 toes, you cant get anymore perfect then that. ahhh just look at them (wiggle wiggle)

Posted on 19 June 2008 @ 22:39 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Spooky. Was going to google that very same song up in reply to the jerking-off boyfriend Questioner last night.Then changed mind, decided it was too long and put the Russ Abbot number instead. What's the odds of some one posting the exact same song at roughly around the same time? Not like it is recent hit or anything.

Anyone got the moby numbers of Mulder or Scully please?

Posted on 20 June 2008 @ 14:52 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

A certain auntie was humming the song as she wrote replies to something, and as soon as I heard it and remembered what it was I decided it was too good not to share (particularly for those who are too young to remember when it was a hit!). And.. she said it would be impolite to post it in reply to that question.

So not quite so spooky. I think we're all on the same track here!

Posted on 20 June 2008 @ 15:3 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

For those of you too young to remember this song, here's a little link for you.

http://www.stinalisa.com/Chris.html

And bless google.

Posted on 20 June 2008 @ 16:33 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Okay, just one more....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLxNbEuOO20

Posted on 20 June 2008 @ 17:4 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

You got the Banana Splits theme song anywhere? Now that's a stress-buster. :^p

Posted on 20 June 2008 @ 17:15 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Because you asked for it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2se2I70CJ0

And one just for fun...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxz_JBuyF4I&feature=related

And now that I've completely dated myself as a child of the 60s, off I go...

Posted on 20 June 2008 @ 17:24 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

One banana, two banana, three banana, four

Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.

Over hill and highway the banana buggies go

Comin' to bring you the Banana Split show

Makin' up a mess of fun, makin' up a mess of fun

Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one

All bananas playin' in the bright warm sun.

Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork

Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper an' Snork

Two banana, four banana, one banana, three

Swingin' like a bunch on monkeys, hangin' from a tree.

Hey there, ev'rybody, won't you come along and see

How much like Banana Splits ev'ryone can be

Makin up a mess of fun

Happiness for ev'ryone

Tra la la, la la la la

That was my favorite as a kid oooooh u took me right back waz mate (:0)

Posted on 20 June 2008 @ 23:0 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

"And now that I've completely dated myself as a child of the 60s, off I go..."

Oh my goodness, you mean that you were born in the late 60s. You look much younger than that in your piccy.

Posted on 21 June 2008 @ 0:9 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Thanks Tisha them Banana Splits were just as nuts a those on this forum, that's where we learned the art of being a Loony.

Aye, Mandy my favs too..you going to give us the Double Deckers song now?

Posted on 21 June 2008 @ 11:20 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

I'll give ya this one baby!!!!!!!

Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo)

Eep epp ork ah ah

And that means I love you.

Well now, I took my baby for a ride in space

(Eep epp ork ah ah)

And met a funny little man with a funny face

(Eep epp ork ah ah)

He taught us both to wail this way

(Eep epp ork ah ah)

And nobody digs a word we say

(Eep epp ork ah ah).

Eep epp ork ah ah (whooooo)

Eep epp ork ah ah

And that means I love you.

Yeah I read my baby loud and clear

(Eep epp ork ah ah)

She just said I love you dear.

(Eep epp ork ah ah)

Now when I reply the way I do

(Eep epp ork ah ah)

I just said I love you too

Come fly with me!

Up high with me!

Come on fly with me

And now Eep epp ork means I dig you.

you heard the word that crazy word

That word you heard Eep epp ork ah ah means I love you.

Hop on baby, I'll put you in orbit.

(:0)

Posted on 21 June 2008 @ 12:46 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Look I'm trying here. I done the poetry thing, I tried the puns, but this "Eep opp ork ah ah" marlarkey is just one step to far. What's this Mrs Peperpot, some kind of Auntie's battle cry. :0

Posted on 21 June 2008 @ 17:33 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I thought the "eep epp ork ah ah" thing was the sound of Mandy having an orgasm over the Banana Splits. :^p

Posted on 21 June 2008 @ 17:54 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Just because you're surrounded by lunatics, Diovan, doesn't mean you have to join them!

Waz, I've heard quite a few orgasms over the years, but NEVER one that went "eep epp ork ah ah". Perhaps I've been doing something wrong?

Posted on 21 June 2008 @ 18:5 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

So she's on this "eep epp ork ah ah" thing all by herself..... Now I know where the missing "magic bullet" went too, Ms Peperpot... I don't think so, it's still Randy Mandy, just like it always was.

Posted on 21 June 2008 @ 18:34 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

I need a drink let alone Eep epp ork ah ah!!!!!!!Fook it Im getting hammered its saturday pepper over n out! and randy mandy she's coming as well cheers guys eep ork ah ah!!!!!

Posted on 21 June 2008 @ 20:30 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Ha ha kro pee!

Posted on 22 June 2008 @ 3:41 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Tisha's got it!!!!!!!!GOOD GIRL! (:0)

Posted on 22 June 2008 @ 12:55 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Dear Mr Sneaker,

Please do not worry that you have not yet got your lady onto that very special Ultimate Zone. Many men suffer from "eep ep ork ah ah" dysfunction but it is easily curable with some simple techniques. Try flipping your lady round to doggy style and then get a good rhythmn going by humming the theme tune to "Bonanza!" while spanking her arse with a rubber giraffe.

It often helps if you add "naughty" lyrics to the Bonanza theme tune eg;

Pumpity pumpity pumpity pumpity

pump pump!

pumpity pumpity pumpity pumpity

pump pumpity pump!

Regards

Wizard of Pumpity

Posted on 22 June 2008 @ 15:15 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Why waz I didnt see you into the old rubber hunny GIRAFFE!!!!!EH!!!!And were does one get one :)

Posted on 22 June 2008 @ 15:42 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Of course, Waz.

I should have realised that was where I was going wrong all these years. A rubber giraffe, naturally. What could be more obvious? And I never appreciated that the rubber rhinoceros, the latex llama and the shaggy sheep (to say nothing of the hairy handcuffs, head harness and vibrating vinyl vulture) really didn't quite do it for her.

Now, as Pepper asks, WHERE CAN I GET ONE?

Posted on 22 June 2008 @ 16:53 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Rubber Giraffe's...mmm... advanced sexual practice or a man whose hungry and dosen't know what to cook? Waz has his pervisons, don't follow him, or you too can be single having sex with a rubber chicken tht can't talk back.

Posted on 22 June 2008 @ 18:37 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Rubber chicken? Can understand folks substituting the giraffe with a wet squirrel and such like. But rubber chicken??? ....well that's just too perverse for us some of us real gentlemen here.

Regards

Waz

Pres. League Of Gentlemen

Posted on 22 June 2008 @ 18:48 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Oh no, Diovan. You've got that QUITE wrong.

A rubber chicken is an absolutely essential aid to lovemaking for everyone. No couple should be without one. Preferably more than one.

Posted on 22 June 2008 @ 18:49 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

AND wet celery.

Posted on 22 June 2008 @ 18:50 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

n abit a cabbage!!!!

Posted on 23 June 2008 @ 9:38 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I'm an adult... you lot are taking the P... what am I supposed to do with wet celery and a cabbage, make a coleslaw? Yep right!!!!

Posted on 30 June 2008 @ 0:29 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Oh lord it's hard to be humble

When your perfect in every way

I can't wait to look in the mirror

I get better looking each day

To know me is to love me

I'm such a wonderfull woman..

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble

But I'm doing the best that I can.....

No new words, I just love that song because it's all about me......

Posted on 30 June 2008 @ 0:31 (London time) - permalink
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