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reader, shadow2012  +, writes (22 October 2012):
I have been using golf balls for years ( 5 children )- put 3 in a condom and then carry on my day. It strnghthens my vagina muscles - also feels great when I masterbate on the bus to work !!Someone wrote in about leaving a ball in while having sex - it feels great - ball is easily returned. No Emergency Rm required.DON'T try swallowing - then you will need a Pitching Wedge or Emerg
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reader, Dr Vendetta  +, writes (30 April 2008):
 Wow.
i mean.. seriously.
Wow.. How the Crap did i miss this post?
i mean.. i've feel as left out as a porn night dumpster baby.
( thanks family guy)
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reader, cute angel  +, writes (30 April 2008):
 lol a golf ball dont u want to use the stick 2..when ur trying to swallow on the ball and don succeed u can use the stick to flush it down your throat..man ur crazy..is this a real post i doubt..
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reader, LazyGuy  +, writes (30 April 2008):
 Isn't the golf ball thing from a soft porn movie possible one of the Emanuelle movies?
But yeah, it seems a bit risky and there are specific sex-toys for this purpose that come with a cord.
As for the swallowing bit, as others said that is just insane.
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reader, eyeswideopen  +, writes (28 April 2008):
 Great minds think alike my dear.
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reader, duskyrowe +, writes (28 April 2008):
 Hey Eyes wide open I was gonna say about the foreplay gag, but you beat me to it Lol.
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008): it will be a bloody house next with the 2.4 kids OH MY MY HEAD CANT TAKE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!Haaaaa! Ive lost it! Im gone for sure now,,,:)
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008): Bloody Hell!Man you are sick!well they are a lot of men out there that have a lot of fantasys that women like most of them!But you are stupid..
God a golf ball..maybe you don't have your own balls..ahahahhahaha or you can put on her a whole chair!
How an idiot...
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008): **laughing out loud**--you Aunts are a hoot!
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008): Um... I smell BS.
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (28 April 2008):
 I believe the official medical terminology for either of the two activities you described is "VBI."
But then you'll be giving a gynecologist and an gastroenterologist a really good dinner story.
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reader, birdynumnums +, writes (28 April 2008):
 If there is already a golf ball in there, then your second shot is a Mulligan...
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008): Um.. Why would you want to swallow it?! For future reference, choking is not sexual.
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008): swallow it?
i tell you what mate, it'll be a lot easier to get out of her hole than it will be to get out of yours!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008): Why yes hunny, Why not go the whole hog and have a game up there, See how many holes in one you can get before you use yourself as the hole sweetheart....YOU GO GET EM 4444444444444444444444444444444444444 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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reader, birdynumnums +, writes (28 April 2008):
I believe the traditional way is to use ping pong balls and fire them across the room, but if her vagina has the strength of a bazooka I guess she could advance to golf balls. DON'T swallow them and even if you ARE thinking of trying that, take a CPR/Heimlich Maneuver Course first...
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reader, Susan Strict +, writes (28 April 2008):
 It's not QUITE as daft as it sounds - but nearly.
No you can't swallow a golf ball, and trying to swallow it will probably kill you.
As for balls in other orifices, golf balls are a little too big for most and other smaller balls may well be difficult to get out. A trip to the local hospital accident & emergency department might be embarrassing.
However, if you question was semi-serious (which I doubt, but I'll answer anyway) then you might be delighted to know that there are some perfectly wonderful toys available from certain online shops (and, no doubt, other "private" shops) consisting of two (or more) connected balls for just this purpose (not for swallowing - for the other thing). I'm told that they feel absolutely wonderful when you walk around with them still in there, but I haven't tried them myself.
Yet.
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008): I suppose questions like this getting through the moderation process are the end result of having a 'league table' for the moderators with the most questions moderated.
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (28 April 2008):
It does bring a whole other meaning to "FOREplay though doesn't it?!!!!
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reader, TELLULAH +, writes (28 April 2008):
 Eh! What swollow the golf ball?
Are you bleeding mad, it will choke you.
Eyeswide!!!!! what about a space hopper?
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (28 April 2008):
Start with a ping pong ball, THEN your golf ball, then you can slowly work up to a basketball. Sounds like just oodles of fun.
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reader, trixi +, writes (28 April 2008):
 putting a golf ball in your girlfriends hole :/how about she puts it in your hole and you tell her how you like it!
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reader, oldfool +, writes (28 April 2008):
 1. Try anything once.
2. In future, don't post this kind of rubbish on this site again.
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008): Something's wrong with you. Really. You're wasting my time.
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reader, Danielepew  +, writes (28 April 2008):
 Is this a real post?
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reader, angelina-katey +, writes (28 April 2008):
 hahahahah funny so funny . u should stop watching porns .
golf ball
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reader, Collaroy +, writes (28 April 2008):
 Hi,
I suggest its a great idea to swallow it. Have a curry afterwards and then write back and tell us all about the fun times you experienced trying to pass the ball :)
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reader, salvation +, writes (28 April 2008):
its not something you should try you could really do some seriouse damage and as for having sex with it still in there definetly no and swallowing it is a bad idea too over all just dont do it you will most likely do a lot of damage
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