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Wanted to share this joke with everyone, does anyone find it as funny as I do?

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Question - (16 July 2008) 14 Answers - (Newest, 24 July 2008)
A age 30-35, anonymous writes:

A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

LMAO!! sorry guys, its not a question i just HAD to share it with everyone :D i found it hilarious haha!x

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A female reader, cute angel Australia +, writes (24 July 2008):

cute angel agony aunthahaha now i get joke...mr anonymous u should put more off this on here to lighten the people with problems lol..

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A female reader, aphexinfinite United Kingdom +, writes (22 July 2008):

aphexinfinite agony auntOMG you know whats funnier people who dont get this joke sorry but i find that more amusing must be my sick sense of humour :P

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A reader, anonymous, writes (22 July 2008):

No you missed the best parts of the joke, it's quiet clever when you break it all down....

Anyway this duck walks into a bar, see how clever this is because ducks don't walk and they don't belong in bars they belong in water. Now the person hearing the joke begins to think, now why would a duck walk into a bar. Then he says to the barman, "have you got any bread", now again another break with reality, because we all know that ducks...........

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A reader, anonymous, writes (21 July 2008):

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LMAO how do you not get it :P

we had to explain it to a family friend

its really not funny when its been explained haha

but the barman cannot nail his beak down without nails :P

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A female reader, cute angel Australia +, writes (20 July 2008):

cute angel agony aunti dont get this joke lol

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A female reader, PsyCookie United States +, writes (19 July 2008):

PsyCookie agony auntYou made a funny!

I laughed. Good joke

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A female reader, lovinthehubbyx United Kingdom +, writes (19 July 2008):

lovinthehubbyx agony aunti laughed but i really dont get it...:O sorry x

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A male reader, kenny United Kingdom +, writes (17 July 2008):

kenny agony auntJust come on line and read your joke, think its brilliant!!!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (16 July 2008):

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL

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A reader, anonymous, writes (16 July 2008):

haha i like it :D

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A reader, anonymous, writes (16 July 2008):

YABADABADOOOOOOO!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (16 July 2008):

I heard it before, but it's still a damn fine joke... LOL

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A reader, anonymous, writes (16 July 2008):

i dont gett it!!! lol

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A male reader, saltwater United Kingdom +, writes (16 July 2008):

saltwater agony auntThat is funny!

Consider that joke stolen :-)

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