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Should I just tell him to eat more pineapple? How do I tell him his semen tastes horrible?

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Question - (23 December 2011) 10 Answers - (Newest, 27 December 2011)
A female United States age 30-35, *hadow Rose writes:

It's mostly just way too salty. The taste is still in my mouth, and this is hours later!

I dont want to hurt my boyfriend's pride, but I dont really want to have to feel like I'm drowning at the beach (How romantic) or something.

I heard pineapple and stuff like that makes semen taste better... Would it be rude of me to suggest he eats more fruit?

I need my fellow aunts opinions on this one, because I want to know what's best to do.

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A female reader, Abella United States +, writes (27 December 2011):

Abella agony aunthope it works!

By the way I'm glad you deciphered the word 'smell' from that word I mis-keyed while texting on my phone.

Garlic bread, garlic in sauces, garlic on shrimp - it is so very commonly used - just watch TV chefs - they seem to put far too much salt and garlic in everything. I use garlic in cooking but sparingly

So it shocks me when I see the high

amount of salt added and 5-6 garlic bulbs used when one would suffice. But for all i know maybe manufacturers add even more?

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A female reader, Shadow Rose United States +, writes (27 December 2011):

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Shadow Rose agony auntI'll have to ask him that! I never knew garlic had that effect! I thought too much just made your pits smell like garlic (I'm so ladylike *snort*)

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A female reader, Abella United States +, writes (26 December 2011):

Abella agony auntJust a thought, does he eat a lot of garlic? I recall a friend who was feeling physically sick at the thought of swallowing and she could not understand why the emall of his caused such a problem.

So her Mom suggested she ask him to cut out garlic for a fortnight.

And it worked.

She had not made the connection between his love of garlic this and garlic that in most of his meals.

At the end of the fortnight his semen was OK and harmony was restored. He's been happy to cut out garlic to keep his lady happy.

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A female reader, Shadow Rose United States +, writes (23 December 2011):

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Shadow Rose agony auntthanks for the advice, person12345, but the only reason I wouldn't do that is because it's kind of a hastle to have to clean towels just for that one little moment, and I would like to be able to enjoy doing stuff like that for him, I'd like to be able to swallow without that overly-salty taste in my mouth XD

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (23 December 2011):

Here's an idea:

Why not use a flavored lubricant on him? My girlfriend used chocolate syrup, but anything similar will do. It might help mask some of the taste.

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A female reader, person12345 United States +, writes (23 December 2011):

person12345 agony auntWhy not have him cum into a towel then? You shouldn't have to feel gross for hours so the orgasm is a bit better. Just get him close with your mouth then finish him with your hands.

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A female reader, Shadow Rose United States +, writes (23 December 2011):

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Shadow Rose agony auntThanks everyone for your advice, although I'm definitely not going to let him cum on my boobs. Too messy. And I think spitting is just a waste of time, because it sits in my mouth longer...

And unfortunately, he's so big, and with my TMJ, I can usually only fit the head in at a time, so I tend to incorporate more licking and hand motions to replace my lack of being able to do anything, haha. But if there was any way I could fix this (Without the painful procedure of having my jaw broken and re-set) I'd do it!

But I love the idea of a challenge for him, he loves challenges, so that might work! I'll tell him something like "Hey, I read online that if a guy eats more fruit, his semen will taste better" What would I add after that though?

Haha, I'm not very good at talking. And we have this wierd relationship where we have a strong emotional bond, and we're pysically compatible too, but we tend not to talk about the physical parts, mostly because I suck at talking about them!

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A male reader, Ldu Canada +, writes (23 December 2011):

just tell him , it Wont hurt his pride....why would it? Lol but you do have to go at it in a nice way. Say you read online ir heard that fruit makes semen taste sweet and you want to see if its true or not . Make it a challenge to him to see how sweet he can get his semen, be creative.....even bring fruit into the bedroom for sex. Have fun.

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A female reader, So_Very_Confused United States +, writes (23 December 2011):

So_Very_Confused agony auntOk this is going to be a bit TMI but I swallow. I always have. I have NEVER tasted semen.

If you get the penis far enough into your mouth when the man ejaculates it goes PAST your tongue right down your throat and you then swallow it right down and you don't taste it....

that being said, any fruits will help.. pineapple juice daily instead of orange juice at breakfast may help more...

personally I'd learn the technique above.. and boy will your BF be happy to let you practice this over and over.

Happy Holidays!

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A female reader, bluecow United Kingdom +, writes (23 December 2011):

bluecow agony aunthmm

every man tastes different, and that taste will also change with regards to their diet, excercise, and how often they have ejaculated.

Some foods make semen taste strongly, garlic, dairy and meat are big culprits, and your right fruit does make it taste sweeter.

However, the biggest thing I can suggest is that you perhaps pleasure him in other ways first before going down.

Hand jobs or normal sex in order to achieve an ejaculation before getting busy again later. If he has cum once then the quantity of the semen will be less generally, therefore you shouldnt feel like your drowning. So get him to cum and then on the next session go down on him.

As for other things you can do to improve the taste, try a flavoured lube, strawberry/chocolate sauce or even flavoured condoms.

If all else fails you will just have to tell him, but in a way that isnt going to hurt his pride so much. Perhaps mention that you love going down on him but you much prefer it when he comes on your boobs instead as the quantity of it is just a little too much for you to handle sometimes.

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