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writes:My boyfriend and have been together for nearly 2 years now and although we have a wonderful sex life we have decided that we want to try a little bit of role play.The scenario that we have decided on is boss/secretary (he's the boss and I'm the naughty secretary) and are both very excited about it.However, although I know what to do and how to act in a secretary role I have no idea what I should be saying. Obviously I want what I say to be sexy and in keeping with the role but I'm not very good when it come to thinking up euphemisms or double entendres.Can anyone here come up with any ideas?Any help in this matter would be greatly appreciated!
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reader, mrvhappy +, writes (5 September 2010):
Hi,Remember to wear your sexy underwear and stockings etcYou could always sit on his lap and ask for some "DICKTATION!"Or sit on his lap and say sometime like..".ohhh I feel like I'm gonna get a "BONEUS" tonite?...Glad I dont have to wait till Xmas for my Boneus.."..LMAOI'm sure you could make references to his MEMBER ship of a Gym/club....Tell him how much you adore BALL games...Tell him that you have filled his diary for the week...how about he fills you(rs)....How you like to "bend over backwards" to do a good job....Ask him to give you a "ride home" as you dont have a car...You could mention that you have noticed that his "assets" seem to have suddenly grown very large...How you are willing to work under him for as long as it takes to get the job done to a satisfactory conclusion for all parties....If his career pogresses, that you wouild like to go all the way with him....I'm sure you have the jist now...LMAO... For further tips on the euphemisms or double entendres try watching ANY of the Carry On films and Blackadder.Good Luck and ENJOY!!..sounds like its gonna be a lot of fun
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reader, tennisstar88  +, writes (27 August 2010):
 Wear your hair in a tight bun on your head, makeup done up, have a button up shirt open with a sexy bra peeking out tucked into a pencil skirt, or a short skirt, hose, and some pointy toed pumps, and glasses. Props I suggest a desk a swivel chair for him, You a clipboard with a few papers on it...Have him knock something off his desk he's chatting on the phone, him all dominant ugh Mrs. (last name) can you pick that up for me? You get in front of his swivel chair, and drop on your knees to pick up the item..now he's got you in between his legs, and on your knees..
Another scene, he's yells for you to get in his office and is wondering why haven't you called about the AC unit it's so hot in this office (he's taking off his tie unbuttoning his shirt a little, you say well sir I'll do it right now, hop your butt on his desk legs spread apart (this one a short skirt is needed) while you're calling the repair man, you unravel your bun shake your hair a bit..and then proceed with him pleasing you, and then going at it on the desk..the heats getting to him.
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reader, dirtball +, writes (27 August 2010):
 "oops, I spilled the white on your pants, let me get that for you"
I like the way you think Female Anon! That's always a good one.
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (27 August 2010):
 "I'm ready to take your DICtation now"
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reader, dirtball +, writes (27 August 2010):
I like it! This sounds fun. Hmmm, a bit of a script. Let me go get my writer's hat...
"Hello Mr. X. How are you this morning?"
"Feeling pretty good Miss Y, How are you?"
"Pretty good, you have a few messages which I've put on your desk. Is there anything else I can get for you right away?"
"Thanks Miss Y, I could really use come coffee."
(pause)
Now, I don't know if you have a desk and what not, but I would suggest if coffee isn't his thing, then water, soda, tea or whatever. Set it up on a table that is in view of the desk. When you go to get it for him, bend over so he can get a good look at your rear end. Maybe peak back and catch him staring.
"Mr. X, are you checking me out?"
"Ahem, ahhhh, no, I was just, ahhh, looking to see how that coffee was coming. You remembered cream and sugar, right?"
"Of course Mr. X." (now into a sultry voice)"I always know how you like it. Is there any other way I can be of service?"
(pause)
I'm not sure how much playing you want to do before hand, but that line opened the door. If he walks through, then little things like: "Mr. X (gasp) what if we get caught?" "Mr. X, you're so big." "I've always wanted you Mr. X." can really keep the role play alive and be a fun tease.
I don't know how comfortable you are with porn, but there is a lot of it out there that is acting out this scenario (not my exact one mind you, but the boss/secretary fantasy. Watching a little of that might help. Really you don't have to watch the whole thing, just the set up lines.
I'd suggest thinking of a scenario first, then developing what you'll say around that.
He could be firing you, and you're sleeping with him to save your job.
You could be the naughty flirt who is tempting him away from his wife.
He could be the office hornball who you find secretly sexy.
I hope some of this has helped. Good luck on your role playing! It sounds like a lot of fun.
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reader, Cerberus_Raphael  +, writes (27 August 2010):
 If you can stay in character, you can turn anything into a phallic device. Anything long, anything large...you get the idea right? "Promotions", "giving you a raise" etc...Inspired yet?
Good luck
I hope that helps.
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 August 2010): If you are a secretary, it is the bosses job to seduce you.... You do your job, offer him assistance, bat your eyelashes alot (I would put on some fake ones for the evening) drop things on the floor alot so you can bend over for him, and give him lots of compliments in a sultry or ditzy voice......" Mr. President, you are sooo smart, what college did you graduate from?" "Mr. P, you are so brave and fearless, your wife is a lucky lady to have you" "oops, I spilled the white on your pants, let me get that for you" LOL, I could have a good time with that one :)
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