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writes:Pinkee here~ Was thinking this week about some of the stuff that men worry about, and how you really don’t have to worry. Now, I know that we women are the traditional queens of poor body image, but let’s face it, guys, some of you are getting hung up on some of that stuff too.For instance, what is this thing about how your balls sag too much when you get older?! I have heard it mentioned a number of times now, and I just want to tell you: in case you are self-conscious about it around women, WE DON’T CARE what you balls look like. You can have big balls, small balls, saggy balls, perky balls, one ball, two balls, three balls...I think you get it.(We do, however, care what your balls smell like, so if you want to have sex with us when you have what I have termed "sweaty ball syndrome", take a show that includes some thorough ball scrubbing first, and you’ll have a lot more success getting us to participate eagerly.) So, guys, if you’re one of those with hang-ups about your balls, relax, it’s all good.Secondly, I know that hair loss is a big concern for a lot of you. And, the great majority of ya’ll will have hair loss, at least partial, by the time you hit 35, so don’t stress it. If it’s just partial, we hardly notice. If you are really going bald, one option is to just shave your head. That’s a very sexy look and so popular that lots of guys with full heads of hair are doing it now. (While you’re at it, shave a couple of other things, like your ball sac, and your pubic hair. You’ll get a much better blow job if you do!) I once had a conversation with my cousin about how we really don’t stress when a guy is bald. And then we laughed, because we realized it’s probably because both of our fathers are bald! And, there are lots of other women out there with bald fathers. We’re used to it. And, we love those guys, so we can love you, too, with or without hair.And lastly, guys, stop worrying about the size of your penis. For goodness sake, all that worrying is going to shrink it up! You have what you have. First of all, some guys don’t know what "big"or "small" is. The average penis, when erect, isn’t that big, it’s about 5.5 inches. And there are "growers" and "showers". Growers are guys whose penises look small when flaccid, but grow more than showers’ penises do when erect. Showers’ penises may grow only one inch when erect. So when you see that guy in the locker room with the seemingly huge penis, it’s just a "shower", don’t be too intimidated. While it’s true that some women are "size queens", many women don’t care one way or the other about the size of your penis, and some prefer a smaller penis because a larger one is just too painful for them- ouch!The point of all this, guys, is that we love YOU. We love men for being men. Not for having perky balls or lots of hair or huge cocks. You are a lot more than the sum of your parts, so to speak.
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reader, $izZle  +, writes (18 February 2010):
 roflmao .... haha that's a nice thought xD honestly i do feel that good hygiene is very important regardless of whether you have a girl or not :P
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reader, DoubleM +, writes (16 February 2010):
 LOL
Well I cannot say "Nobody" but not me anyways.
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reader, bootydoctors +, writes (15 February 2010):
bootydoctors is verified as being by the original poster of the question Hi Double M.,
I guess my point only applies to those men who have some self-consciousness about the above issues. I'm sure glad that no one in the state of Texas has those issues, though!
Pinkee
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 February 2010): I think this was a compliment..........thanks
umm ive never really thought of the guys in that way at all lol, I only consider them when im wearing rather tight underwear.
As I am loosing my hair right now, I have to confess just how horrible a feeling it is, My father only went parcially bald and that I could accept as he still has coverage. But I dont, the top of my head is getting more and more visable eash month and although i have more than enough to comb over, its getting alittle beyond a joke. I will probably shave it all off when it gets too much.
finally ive never been concerned with the size of the big fella. frankly it was enough trouble during the 7th grade when everyone thought i was pointing at them. So a larger one is not an appealing thought. Also I doubt it would improve my chances lol.
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reader, DoubleM +, writes (14 February 2010):
What the hell is your point, or the question? I personally don't worry about any of the stuff you mention and I wonder who does. We don't in Texas.
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