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writes:As stupid as this sounds, i don't know how to dirty talk. Can anyone give me some things to say because he told me he loves it when i dirty talk but i honestly suck at it :( Reply to this Question
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reader, Summer1  +, writes (29 January 2009):
I've got a great site for you to check out. Soooo many books to choose from- it's crazy! http:www.talkdirtysecrets.com. It's the most comprehensive collection of dirty talk tips, examples, and ideas available on the internet. Check it out, I love it! It'll drive your lover crazy with lust!
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reader, ChiRaven +, writes (30 July 2008):
 Verbal cues are some of the most powerful of sexual stimulants, and different people like different things. Your guy has told you what he likes. It's up to the two of you to decide what you should do about it. Don't let anybody else's concepts of what you "ought" to be doing dictate your behavior. Make up your own minds.
I admit my mistake earlier in applying the standards of my country to you with respect to the legal age of consent, and I'm sorry for that.
I'm also sorry that we can't be more explicit in helping you with your question, but this really isn't a "how to" site. For specific instructions you're going to have to go elsewhere. Hard as we try, not all questions that we field here can be answered directly.
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reader, anonymous, writes (30 July 2008): It depends on how dirty you want to talk. When you aren't talking TOO dirty, think about kissing and hugging and the body parts that are involved in that. Such as the tongue, your arms, and your mouth in general. If you want to talk really dirty think about sex. Use cute words for your private parts and just make a simile and compare it to something. When I talk dirty to my boyfriend I use names we have come up for each other's private areas. Just think about that.
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reader, ChiRaven +, writes (30 July 2008):
THIS is why women go to porn sites. There's a whole lot to be learned from a browse through some of the sleazier parts of the internet. There are toll gates on some of the racier bits, but a lot of it is free. You'll find a whole new world waiting for you out there.
OhOh. Just noticed ... you're not 18 yet, are you? Then there are all sorts of do-gooders who are out to "save you" from all this kind of stuff. You'll have to wait until you hit the magic number before you can get at the good bits legally. Don't you just love the way there are laws to protect CHILDREN like you? Is your boyfriend 18? maybe HE could surf to some of those sites and you could just sort of accidentally be nearby when that happens. Of course he COULD get in trouble for corrupting a child, but then if he's over 18 and you're under he's probably already in trouble for that, isn't he.
Never mind. It's all too complicated. You are not authorized to hear those words. Come back when you are no longer a child and maybe we can do something for you.
(If you think I'm a little bit wound up about some of the idiotic censorship that goes on in our society, you'd probably be right!)
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reader, shelleyanne +, writes (30 July 2008):
 It's fairly easy. The basic version is just to narrate what you're doing. Things like, I love how your *blank* feels in/on my *blank*. Insert whatever body part is appropriate. I used to be a little shy about it so if you feel silly, try pretending to be someone else. Ask yourself "if i were a porn star, what would i say?"
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reader, PsyCookie +, writes (30 July 2008):
 A good thing that you could first do is ask him what his fantasies are and then try to use your imagination to play with them.
Also, try to be very descriptive about the things you will do to him if you're with him and then do what you just said (or keep on teasing him about it). If he's not with you, then try to think of the things you have done with him and try to be descriptive. Also, describing what (kinky) things you have is a good idea.
But really try to play on his fantasies because he will probably like this one most.
Hopefully you do have good imagination to get the hang of this, but just remembering what you have done to him could be a start.
Good luck and have fun!
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reader, LIERIN +, writes (30 July 2008):
 Hmmmm
I love talking dirty .. and I actually asked my BF if he can do it for me. Not all the time tho .. you just have to feel like it sometimes
The best thing to say?
Well ... can I actually write it here???? :)
Check out some porn movie ..there is lots to hear :) lol
I usually say things like
" F...k my p...y baby"
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" I love your big hard d ... k" ...
stuff like that .. you can play around ... tell him how much you love it and how big he is ... they like that ;)
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