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writes:Ive al ways wanted to have a love life like a posh totty... weird i know. Does anyone have any idea how to become one? Reply to this Question
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reader, anonymous, writes (23 March 2009): Hi
I'm what one could call scruffy totty.....
very skint..not a penny to scratch my bottom on.
And Mama and Papa went to their wedding on a bus 50 years ago. education...a little iffy....theirs! not mine.
However been scruffy totty i was doomed to fail in school and life, i did fail ..i got an education...i was taught everything that never mattered. Then boom! i was a bigger scruffy totty...with long brunette wavy hair, you know ...wavy like i had just been pulled through a hedge backwards...and my complexion often blushing from embarrassment...because of my papa chasing me down the road for the five quid i owed him. Papa's breeding was of a wild nature............
he never knew his papa ..god bless him who ever he was?
I however did know mine...and he always wanted me to marry into good stock...Tetley's.
The moral of the story...JUST BE YOURSELF...FORGET IMAGE...
and besides scruffy totty can look good in holy jeans and they don't give a damn who See's ....ohhhhhhhhhhhnearly forgot and their friends are real too..even if their on the WANTED posters instead of posh posters.
via con dios.
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reader, schristinar85  +, writes (22 March 2009):
 I may just be retarded, but what's a "posh totty" can someone fill me in?
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reader, Ravenxx91 +, writes (22 March 2009):
 uhm i assume this comes from the st trinnians film.
I dont think there is posh totty just the act of it.
To be posh totty you have to be
- in good contacts (i.e model photographers, agencies, celebritiy friends)
- weight controlled and thin
- not well educated and posh tottty girl are generally dumb
- usually the boss off others
- were slaggyish clothes that dont look tacky.
Thats mainly it. Also you have to think your better then all around you...
You would probs looose many friends acting like this.
its silly frankly.
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 March 2009): i'm quite posh totty, its not all is thought to be though, everyone has expectations of you, i'd love to rebel but i have an image to withold. i'm quite petite, slim, fair complexion, golden blonde hair, betrothed in the loosest sence to one of my fathers friends sons, no piercings, privatly educated, becoming a doctor at caimbridge.... i'd love to be able to just slob around eating junk and watching soaps on the television, but its hard to escape from the way people percieve me
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reader, natasia +, writes (22 March 2009):
 for a start, you aren't 'a posh totty' - you're just 'posh totty'.
to be posh totty you have to be:
- very rich
- privately-educated
- thin and pretty
if you are missing anything from this list, you pretty much can't be posh totty. you can be some other sort of equally valuable totty, though, i'm sure ...
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