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reader, misfitschik66  +, writes (25 June 2008):
 maybe because she's your brothers wife and your like 16? 17?
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reader, BigSis  +, writes (24 June 2008):
 LOL!!!! Leprechaun....nicely put!
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reader, Artistry  +, writes (24 June 2008):
 Hi, You must be really in need of therapy or something. Please go somewhere and get you head put on straight. Have
you ever heard what goes around comes around. You are asking for much trouble. Have you ever heard of Cain and Able, ever wonder why Cain killed Able, maybe just maybe, because his brother was f.....g with his wife. :o) Go take a cold shower and get your own woman! Don't do something you will regret. It's so too stupid.
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reader, Ask The Leprechaun +, writes (24 June 2008):
 You wanted aswers so here they are.........troll food1. tell her your brother injured vital parts in a knife throwing act and he asked you to sub for him2. if she's stupid, tell her you ARE your brother.3. disguise yourself as your brother.4. Tell her your brother is now impotent5. switch places in the night6. temporarilly blind her, and pretend to be your brother.7. steal her contacts/glasses if she wears any.8. Get married yourself, and then go on wife swap.9. pay them.10. bribe them11. blackmail her.12. Tell her there was another ice age and everyone else died, and together you must repoulate the earth.12. wait till she divorces your brother.13. maybe actually Try not sleeping with her, because it would upset your brother.14. Forget her and find another troll to sleep with.
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reader, Susan Strict +, writes (24 June 2008):
 OK, so I know I'm going to regret asking...
Dr Vendetta, why the bar of chocolate?
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reader, Dr Vendetta +, writes (24 June 2008):
 you see. this is why i wrote my article.
i think you should tell your borther who attractive she is and present him with a hooker to sleep with and a bar of chocolate and then ask to sleep with his wife.
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (24 June 2008):
 Okay Poster come on back....we're ready for you heh heh heh
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (24 June 2008):
 *rummaging in my medicine cabinet*
Found it! Nasal spray!
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (24 June 2008):
First let me insert the BP and then let's feed away!
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 June 2008): Ah Trish, Lazyguy, you never want us to have any fun. Me and eyeswideopen want to feed him bullshit and see if he explodes....
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (24 June 2008):
LazyGuy, that is an excellent sign. I can see the top, sides and middle and bottom, even down to the little spike that goes into the ground. If the spacing was a little closer and you got the text below your avatar, I think that it would be quite clear.
Poster, I think you might have figured out by now that no one here is going to help you with this. In fact, it's a VBI to try to pursue this.
Let me just reiterate what LazyGuy has said to us all.
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (24 June 2008):
Aw come on Lazyguy, trolls are fun to mess with!
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reader, LazyGuy  +, writes (24 June 2008):
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 June 2008): I hope that you can't. Don't you think that would really upeset your brother?
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reader, lexilou +, writes (24 June 2008):
 You cant and you shouldnt want to either. Get a girlfriend of your own and forget about your sister in law, she is out of bounds x
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (24 June 2008):
Maybe ask Mom if she would be willing to put in a good word on your behalf.
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 June 2008): seriously...dont.plz..stay away from her
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 June 2008): You cannot "make" anybody have sex with you; that will be forcing them; that means RAPE.
Do you hate Your brother?
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reader, sexseahot +, writes (24 June 2008):
 You don't!
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female
reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (24 June 2008):
You could ask your brother if he would be willing to put in a good word on your behalf.
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reader, Uncle Sneaker +, writes (24 June 2008):
 Try the answers given here:
http://www.dearcupid.org/question/i-want-to-sleep-with-my-sister-in.html
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reader, XxAnGelXxx +, writes (24 June 2008):
 Whoa geez, you cant MAKE anybody sleep with you, they have to do it on Their OWN will. More to the point.., your sister inlaw? Do you completely despise your brother or something?
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 June 2008): well first of all. NOT AT ALL!!
Why do u want to have sex with ur bros wife?
That is nasty and u r betraying ur bro, don't do it
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female
reader, Honeygirl  +, writes (24 June 2008):
 Why do you want to destroy your brothers marriage??
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reader, SilentWind  +, writes (24 June 2008):
Man! i too have soo many bbeeaauuttiiffuull brother or cousin's wives! I wish too i could hump them till glory! i exercise instead and save me from hell (if you are non religous, save my self from problems of earthly kind such as lockup, fights, digrace etc ?)
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