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anonymous
writes:Dear cupid,Am i a freak? I was sitting in my room bored with nothing to do. It was a guy friend texting me telling me all these freaky toughts he was having about me. While later on that night I was kind of horny. So i went and got a banana and put a condom on it. I used that as a penis just to see how it felt. What does that make me? Was that a good idea?
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reader, ItsTotallyNormal +, writes (2 February 2009):
 never use a hot dog either....:shivers in disgust: a girl I KNEW of did that and it broke off inside and had to get it surgically removed
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reader, UnfinishedSymphony  +, writes (8 January 2009):
 i tried that. were girls its normal, dont we all wanna try everything kinky at some stage in life? the banana split...and i was left was banana gooey gunk sunk to the bottom of the condom. after that, i cant say ive tried doing it again :/
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reader, PHOBIA MAN  +, writes (7 January 2009):
lighten up! it's perfectly ok (condom good idea!) did it respect you in the morning (just my little joke) treat yourself to a sex toy, bananas don't vibrate.
just have safe fun!!
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reader, aunty_rach +, writes (5 January 2009):
nothing wrong with it. you were experimenting.
just make sure you use condoms on things like fruit and veg. you don't want to get an infection.
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reader, anonymous, writes (5 January 2009): I suppose you could sell the banana on ebay and get mega-bucks for it.
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reader, anonymous, writes (5 January 2009): What does that make you? - Adventurous!
Was it a good idea? - of course it was, you definitely won't get pregnant and have a bunch of kids!
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reader, a_decent_1  +, writes (5 January 2009):
 I am happy you didn't find a cucumber.. !!
It's OKAY until you don't try to be too fancy.. !! Keep it to Banana, Carrot etc.. Never use wood or any HARD thing that could hurt you inside.. !!
G'day
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reader, Emilysanswers +, writes (5 January 2009):
Sounds fine to me.
It's exactly the same as using a dildo.
You used a condom so it was hygienic.
No problems!
Just don't ever try peeling it first.
Good Luck!! xx
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