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Embarrassing noises after sex!

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Question - (7 January 2009) 9 Answers - (Newest, 8 January 2009)
A female United Kingdom age 30-35, anonymous writes:

ok.. this is a little embarrassing, but it's to do with when i have sex.

Sex in every position is really good and fine.. what i am asking about is when i have sex doggy style.. i enjoy this style the most and so its my favorite to do. the thing is, when weve finished doggy .. i always always always make really embarrassing noises afterwards. byt his i mean.. it basically sounds like im farting, only im not.. its coming from my vagina. and it always happens and im really embarrassed about it.

why is this happening and how do i stop it happening

please help

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (8 January 2009):

well, i do it too but in a different position so know what your talking about, and it is emberassing. unfortunatly there's not really much you can do about it, the only thing i can think of is when you'r having sex cramp your stomach in like your trying to push something out of you. hopefully i've helped a little.

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A female reader, TasteofIndia United States +, writes (7 January 2009):

TasteofIndia agony auntLook at this Dear Cupid question. Asked in 2005 and STILL getting answers today (most recent: Jan 2nd 2009)You can read endless tales of ladies and their queefs, fanny farts, whatever you want to call it.

http://www.dearcupid.org/question/what-causes-a-fanny-fart.html

Seriously, it's embarrassing as hell, but happens to all of us (even Angelina Jolie is letting one rip and Brad is pretending not to notice).

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A male reader, GrimmReality United States +, writes (7 January 2009):

GrimmReality agony auntYoung lady, it's a perfectly natural thing. Was the sex good? If yes, then don't even worry about it!!!

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A male reader, Aech135 United States +, writes (7 January 2009):

Aech135 agony auntHaha oh yeah this has happened with me and my girlfriend. It's not really anything to worry about in my opinion. My girlfriend and I always get a laugh out of it if nothing else but it's never bothered me when it happens. I wouldn't worry about it to much, it's not that big a deal.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (7 January 2009):

ok I totally understand, I have the same occurrence myself, this however is known as 'pussy farting' it is from all the wetness in ur vagina that causes this noise, most guys in particular enjoy the sound of it as if it makes them feel like they have accomplished something, so dnt worry you are as normal as they rest of us, so look as this as good thing, enjoy your sex life!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (7 January 2009):

Ah! The dreaded Queef, vart or fanny fart. perfectly natural. Here's an educational video from a young Australian lady who has got it off to a fine art.

http://www.collegeslackers.com/video/how_to_queef

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A female reader, Too Sensitive United States +, writes (7 January 2009):

I don't think there's a sexually-experienced woman around who hasn't had this happen! I always laugh when it does happen, and I know it will probably happen after "doggy-style" in particular. Actually, we both laugh, b/c it does sound funny, like a fart! To my knowledge, there is nothing that can be done to prevent it (other than trying other positions), so hopefully you can come to expect it, and both have a laugh and just go with the flow. I think with especially deep hard thrusting, it can happen with other positions as well, but doggy-style seems to be the biggest culprit! I even seem to remember it happening once after missionary position.

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A female reader, MommyOfOne United States +, writes (7 January 2009):

MommyOfOne agony auntThis happens to me in this position. And let me tell you, it is sooo embarrassing! This happens because air gets in your vagina. My boyfriend laughs when this happens and he couldn't care less, but me on the other hand...want to DIE! You can help the situation by asking your man to not pull his penis all the way out while thrusting. What I've noticed is when he does this, its like a suction and air goes right in. This helps, but sometimes it still happens in that particular position.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (7 January 2009):

This can happen if you're upside down and air enters the vagina, I can front bottom burp too! It is a bit weird but if I were you I'd either try another position or just laugh it off, because I don't know if there is anything you can do... =]

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