Let's write a fairy tale!

Rules: You get three words per entry, no more. Keep it clean. Think "Shrek"....

Posted on 29 April 2010 @ 21:14 (London time) - permalink
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a kind, lovely princess...

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was walking though a...

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pile of smelly sludge....

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on her way to ...

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the royal bath house....

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She heard a small...

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voice from under

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an upside-down bucket

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Psssst! lovely princess..

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Want to buy insurance....

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(three words only... Hammer).

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the Princess replied.

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"How about you..."

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"I'm fully stocked"

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Came the reply...

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All of a sudden,

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the bucket jumped.

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'Little Green Frog!'

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"oh, not again!"

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"I don't have...

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time for this ...

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nor the inclination

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I'm hungry and

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I really want

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a fine meal ...

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with all the

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trimmings

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And for dessert

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Scones with

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clotted cream and

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dark chocolate syrup

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with fresh strawberries.

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"I'm no cook"

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the annoyed frog

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spat it out.

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"Nigella doesn't agree...

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But Uncle Ben

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and Hamburger Helper

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are in cahoots

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to make a

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milkshake with Cherries

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said the princess

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The frog looked....

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thoughtful, then said..

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Don't step on

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My lovely train...

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departing at midnight

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To Georgia

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where the peaches

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have no pips

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And Prince Charming

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has no nips

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this story sucks

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the life right

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out of

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the DearCupid party.

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Rule change. Five words are okie dokie.

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The evil witch cackled as

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she made things up as

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just as her pig q

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walked up and scratched his

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butt against a tree saying

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damn...gotta fly to Kathmandu.

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if this tree was a

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good-lookin' one with this knot....

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I've got a spot that

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that gets me hot

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"Who cares?" said the witch

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you can scratch my itch

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"who you calling Bitch!?"

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said the slightly deaf witch

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"Turn down the Shostakovich!"

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Make me said the frog

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"Here: fork and there: outlet"

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Said she cackling manically

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And the frog and the

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fork & frog experienced 3000 volts

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Do it again mister

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"Gladly" she increases the voltage

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"MMMMmmmm, is that frogs' legs...

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with a side of slaw

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too many hungry people here.

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"More voltage and they're almost done...."

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The witch and guests feast

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on leg of green beast

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However all good times end so....

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It's time for chocolate CAKE!

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Suddenly a knock on the door

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At the door was...

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the DC cencors! "You can't...

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say that, and you can't

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say, beep.. beep...beep...beep...

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But apparently, you can whine..

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Speaking of let's have some!

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So they drank and drank....

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Suddenly a shot rang out

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false alarm...a champagne cork

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hit the witch square in the forehead

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Can't you count said the

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shut up said the comatose witch

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before I slap you like a prison bitch

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The drunk cencor tried to....

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stand, so he could tell.....

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how to count to five

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only now 7 is the new 5

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and "Shut Up" the witch explained..again

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Twice upon a time,

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on a midnight dreary

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mused a bard sans rhyme

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"Alas, I am a man who..."

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sold the world in eighty bucks!"

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but had to give change

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to the busker singing a

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heartfelt song about the....

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Drooling Dalton Desperado By the Eagles

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It went like this, "I'm...

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gonna get drunk and I

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Going to the club

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to spend my whole paycheck

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Don't have a lover..

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underneath the covers

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So I shop for brides

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At Colombian Cartel and Carneteria

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Where the pickin's ARE slim...

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And so are your wallets

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So drink up, my friends...

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life's a party that ends...

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So we might as well

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throw some eggs at the wicked lady!

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Chicken? Duck? Goose? Ostrich? Alligator?

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Quail ? Peacock ? Sturgeon ? Snake ? Velociraptor ?

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ooooooo whatever you get! the witch doesn't care!

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Let's raid the zoo! Said...

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the man covered with hair

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I know a great recipe ...

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for a magnificent disaster!

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All we need to do ..

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is carefully unlock the lion's

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cage so that the lion

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can go for a stroll

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he'll rock and he'll roll

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until he sees the troll

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and he loses his self-control

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and falls head over heels in

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into the snake's cage, and

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was sold off to the nation's best belly dancer (with the snakes!)

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better to be a belly dancer that a total disaster!!!!Thought the lion...(Im making up 4 lost time hun) xxxx

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Suddenly a shot rang out

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Deja vu all over again

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under a pouring burst of rain

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suddenly another shot rang out

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It was a dark and

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a gunsmoke-filled night

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as well as being stormy...

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it was really really noisy

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and smelly, don't forget smelly

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...it was the height of folly...

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but so entertaining by golly,

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The ringing in my ears

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chimed like the bells of St. Mary's

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Uzi...blasting in my ears

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I hit the dirt and rolled

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up a huge honking blunt

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of MacGyver-style plastic explosive and

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chucked it towards the smoking pig

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who deflected the projectile with

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the little tropical-drink paper umbrella

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before falling face down in

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the strategically located quicksand

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at the southern end of..

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of Nevernever-ever-and-I-mean-neverland

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where moonwalks and white gloves

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are the product of prescription

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drug over dose induced hallucinations

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So ANYWAY, back to the quicksand...

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filled with hoo hah crabs

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and umbrellas and smoking pig

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The real danger there was..

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lurking in his intense passionate smouldering eyes

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which he of the passionate eyes is this?

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The purple ogre. Duh.

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The ogre was hungry for...

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anything but smoked pork butt

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hungry for... attention!

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Meanwhile, over in the swamp, the dragon lifted his sleepy head and

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blew a kiss to the purple ogre...

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had a quick crunchy frog snack...

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perked his ears: a lightningboltsalad!

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Right I figured you could all use an overall view of the story so far...so here it is! Apologies if I've messed some of the grammer up I tried to follow it as best I could. It's really quite something this...its 863 words, just over a page long.

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Thank you sofia, for that compilation.

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I don't care as long as I can use more than 5 lousy words! Sheesh, q's a really Nazi...

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HEY! I heard that!

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oh hi q, what up? Tish wants us to play a new game. Do you think that would be a fun idea? Do you think you can play nicely with the other boys and girls? Can you put your friendly, cooperative face on for us to see? Now don't forget to use your indoor voice, okay?

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"How about a nice game of chess?"

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Silence of the Lambs?

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Manchurian Candidate?

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Scent of a Woman?

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war games...

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Bing bing bing for MAL! Yes indeedy, that is "War Games"...

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Malgoogling.

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Dirty Dancing

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Bing bing bing for Cindy!!!

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