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writes:Pickup lines have been used on both men and women. Some are good, some are very, very bad, but we can all agree that they’re pretty funny. Share with us any good or bad ones you've heard.Feel free to list more than one! Reply to this Question
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reader, cute angel  +, writes (8 April 2013):
 The worst pick up line used on me would be
'Hey do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk again'?!
The best (atleast for me)that made me blush
'You have beautiful eyes,I could stare at them all day'
This other time I was at a club a guy first sends over a drink and then comes up and says
'I can't take my eyes off you' as creepy as that might sound lol..
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reader, TasteofIndia  +, writes (8 April 2013):
 "My name is _____, but they call me the Unicorn. Because I'm hung like a horse and I'm horny."
*sigh*
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reader, anonymous, writes (7 April 2013): The funniest line I've ever had used on me was by a guy in a bar, who from across the other side of the room motioned to me with his index finger to go over to him. I didn't at first, but he kept catching my eye and doing it over and over. I was intrigued by his persistence so eventually went over to him and he said, 'well if I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 5!' Haha! I didn't sleep with him that night but we did date for a few months!
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reader, Sageoldguy1465 +, writes (7 April 2013):
 My best line is: I think I recognize you. Didn't we go to different schools together?
Works every time.... (and, believe me, I know because I have be dumped by VERY MANY girls... and had to go out and get ANOTHER girlfriend!!!)
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reader, anonymous, writes (7 April 2013): This not very PC but it was the best I've had used on me, certainly the one that I remember the most. "So are you coming home with me or am I just going to have a rape you down that back alley?"
She was half my size, very petite and obviously joking. I thought it was the funniest thing, I like controversial humour and it's just not something I'd ever expect a woman to say so I was a bit shocked, it impressed me a lot that she had the balls to say something like that to a guy she didn't even know that well.
The worst I've heard is the old "my friend likes you". Seriously women need to stop doing that, I know they're only trying to do their friend a favour but I always just think that girl must be a wretched desperate mess if her friends feel so sorry for her that they need to set her up. If I liked your friend I'd be over there talking to her now. If she likes me then she can over to me herself. Although it is nice to know you have a back up woman for the end of the night if your pursuit of others isn't successful.
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reader, oldbag +, writes (7 April 2013):
 Worst - In a city pub...'Hi Ime working for undercover police, security n handbag safety in Bars, your bag is vulnerable,give me your number,we can arrange a consultation - its free'
Best - 'Your single? Wow, well that's dangerous, let me keep you safe for the next 20 years'
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (7 April 2013):
 My best was also my worst. I met my husband to be in August of 1974. He came up to me at a club and said "You remind me of someone I saw in a Star Trek episode." No lie. We were married by the end of the next year and are still.
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reader, chigirl  +, writes (7 April 2013):
 Worst pick up line ever:
What bra size do you have? (He was 18, and his next line was "I have a car"...)
Most romantic line:
I was visiting this man, and he sat me down on the couch. Then he stroke my chin with his hand, looked me in the eyes, and said "Ever since I first saw you, I've wanted to know what it would be like to kiss you".
But the best "pick up" line I guess is the one that got me to go on a date with practically any guy who asked:
"Would you like to have coffee with me?"
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