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Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!

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Article - (30 April 2008) 9 Comments - (Newest, 28 June 2008)
A male United Kingdom age 41-50, Dr Vendetta writes:

Oi Vay...

" My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$"

In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz "

i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears"

But WHY? Why oh why do you women spend a billion years getting ready and slutting yourself up to look like a high class hooker ( i happen to like the hooker look personally ) and spray on exotic purfume.. you know the one. some rosey thing mixed with bleech.

most teenage boys will opt for the leeding branding that smells fear and desperation.

anyhow. i digress. why spend so much time making yourself look perfect with your war paint and chemical warfare to then only get pissed if guys look at you or drool over you.

If you don't want guys to look at you then put the puppies away and that so called mini skirt is a belt. a belt that hardly covers your ass and has your cooch hanging out.

and again get pissed when guys look

"oh whine whine my period. bitch bitch my bf beats me but its ok cause i love him wah F-ing WAH"

And another thing. Why do you young mothers percist in dressing your daughters like whores?.. i mean if your family business is hiring out your prepubecent children as sex toys tthen ok i get the point, but if they ain't on the game why are you dressing them like wannabe hookers.

Prostitots.

this is the future generation of tomorrow people.

we're royally F**ked.

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A female reader, scrazy Canada +, writes (28 June 2008):

scrazy agony auntYou amuse me greatly.

What's the point of this rant, really? You complain about "the hooker look"...yet you like it?

Don't tell me; you've hit on a girl to find out that she's secretly a radical feminist stemming from the 70's when they wanted men to drop dead...

Or you've hit on a girl MY AGE.

Either way, I feel a little bad for you.

However! I must argue that not all women dress like a hooker; nor do young girls always dress like "prostitots" (funny, I thought I was the only person to use that word...)

I can't speak for every female in the world, but if they want to wear a belt as a skirt and use a bandana as a t-shirt, then hell, enjoy the view and let them work it.

If they get pissed at the attention, they're receiving then let them; that's their desperate need to be noticed...but if you're not what they want then they feel jipped.

Personally, I dress however I damn well please and I do enjoy the appreciative gazes...but at the same time, I don't like 50 year old men staring at my ass, or leaning out of cars offering me "a ride" when I'm perfectly fine walking and I've told you repeatedly that I'm underaged.

It's a double standard, as you should've figured out by now, with the age old question of "WHY?!"

Blame the parents, the media, a slutty relative who was admired when you were younger... I sure as hell don't know and I don't really care.

The future generation is going to be hilarious, by the way and I plan to watch it all with a drink in hand and a master's degree in psychology so I can charge a crap load of money to listen to these "hookers" and "prostitots".

Ta ta!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (22 June 2008):

OK... maybe I might of lied, (maybe) but there are tons of women out there, and makeup and short skirts do not a woman make.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (22 June 2008):

But some of us do. When I'm ready, I can wear the shortest of mini skirts, tons of makeup and the highest of heels like the best of them. Long legs and blindness add to the image of sexual available hottie. (blushes) I feel sorry for the guys who talk to me and actually find out I'm normally a jeans wearing, toyboy, bookworm who has decided to take the night off and see what other women do... LOL....

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A reader, anonymous, writes (2 June 2008):

Not all women wear make up to look like a hooker or to pick up a bloke, we women like to take care of ourselves and some feel more confident with make up, it can make us feminine and beautiful.

To me make up makes me feel more confident, and with the right outfit it's nice to put a bit on it's like doing a nice hair style.

Not all women like to spend hours slutting themselves up, some just like to look nice just as i suppose men do as well!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (10 May 2008):

Boy I sense alot of anger here, Personally as a woman I wear what I want for me and dont give a shit what anyone thinks as for my perfume I like impulse or whatever I can afford that smells nice to me, And are you sure your not a jealous woman hunny cause you sure sound like a flee flew up your fanny (meaning your front bottom) not your arse..Not all women are the same as not all men are all the same as not all animals are not all the same and so on...This is a problem site what do you expect to find on here...And I have a daughter and I certainly do not dress her like a hooker,You are stereotyping one kind of dress, makeup, and way of personal life, judgmentle.. BOY U HAVE A SERRI ARSE PROBLEM HUNNY!

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A female reader, BigSis United Kingdom +, writes (1 May 2008):

BigSis agony auntJeeez, Dr Vendetta, something vex is thee?

We're not all like that you know. Some of us do have some self~respect. Don't tar all of us with the same brush.

I understand your point though, about the glop all over the face and the skirt thing mistaken for a wide belt.

My next door neighbour's daughter for example, since she was about 15, has been going out looking like she's ready to walk the red light district, half naked, in all weathers.

Come 2 or 3 in the morning, she falls out of a car, looking nothing like she did when she started out, her shoes in hand, come rain or snow, and also looking like she's been had by every guy in the night club!

Sometimes she even rings her mum or dad to go and pick her up, and of course mummy or daddy , half asleep go in their PJ's, bring her home and practically carry her in the house.

I can safely say, 90% of the time, I blame the parents.

*Ducks for cover and legs it pronto!*

I could never do anything like that when I was her age. Half an hour late home from school and my parents would come looking for me.

I was 16 when my mum found out I'd had a cigarette, I didn't think that was bad enough to warrant a wack across the top of my legs with a wooden coat hanger, and man did I get bollockin' from my dad when he came home that night.

My mum did the wacking, {It always hurt, but I never let on} that never bothered me, I was used to it....but I only had to get 'the look' from my dad and I cacked it!

...and who the fcuk is Peter Griffin?

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A reader, anonymous, writes (1 May 2008):

Ohh, sorry, local dialect confusing me!

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A male reader, Dr Vendetta United Kingdom +, writes (30 April 2008):

Dr Vendetta is verified as being by the original poster of the question

Dr Vendetta agony auntpissed as in angry , mad. not drunk :D

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A reader, anonymous, writes (30 April 2008):

I don't go out and get pissed, but I do put make-up on. I guess some guys just can't understand it. I mean, I don't go over the top with it, but I think it makes a lot of girls feel better about themselves just to know they've made a bit of an effort. Ask yourself this, why do guys dream about owning posh, fast cars (if we're stereotyping) when you can't even go the full speed they're capable of? You might pick up a girl in it, but then you go and get pissed. It's the same with make-up. You might pick a guy up with it, but then you go get pissed.

Not saying that we get pissed, but you get my point.

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