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writes:Okay,well just a few minutes ago I went into my parents room because I have an earache and we were looking for the special tylenol that only works for my ear and I had left the vibrator underneath my pillow the night before and had fallen asleep...so she went into my room looking for the tylenol and when I slowly walked in there I saw that she had had it and I didn't say anything and I'm so mortified I was thinking about calling her at work tomorrow saying something like "I was eating popsicles in Michael's room last night and I had dropped the scissors underneath the bed and I found this" (Michael's my 23yr old brother) PLEASE HELP ME NOW!
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reader, dirtball +, writes (20 August 2010):
 I loved the: "Oh, I see you met Malcom." idea. That made me crack up and I bet it would her too.
Like everyone else said, it's embarrassing, but it will pass. My mom found dirty magazines under my bed once. It happens.
Relax and don't lie. You're an adult, she knows that. I doubt it will ever be talked about in anything other than a joking fashion.
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 August 2010): Mom,
I'm thinking about earning some extra money selling merchandises in erotic toy parties for ladies.
It was a sample I swear.
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reader, SirenaBlusera  +, writes (20 August 2010):
 That's really embarrassing, but not a big deal. It's something really private but not horribley wrong. It's one of those awkard situations that will pass soon.
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 August 2010): I dont think you have to say anything unless she does. The situation is really pretty self explanitory...and we mothers are pretty smart... :)
If it comes up, and she says something, just put into your own words what tisha-1 said. I would think that your mother probably has her own...but if she doesnt she still understands what it is for etc. no need to explain or blame it on your brother or even worse lie about it. :)
I know it seem huge to you now but relax, it IS one of those things you will laugh about later. mal
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reader, LazyGuy  +, writes (20 August 2010):
 So your idea of an excuse is that you had your brothers vibrator in your room?
Kinky.
You have a brother. You mom does the washing? Then she knows about masturbation. All moms do. You will too one day. Do you REALLY think your mother who fucked to create two kids does NOT about what boys and girls get up to? She been there, done that and probably a whole lot more.
Just one of those moments, you both will probably just pretend it never happened.
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reader, birdynumnums  +, writes (20 August 2010):
 *** - the note part was a joke...
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reader, birdynumnums +, writes (20 August 2010):
Leave a note on her bed that says...
"Dear Mom, Please stop borrowing my vibrator."
Honestly, she's just as embarrassed as you, she didn't mean to invade your privacy, and she's probably secretly relieved that you know what's what and have a healthy sex drive (and possibly that you are straight as it's a penis substitute; and possibly that it's not a real one that can get you pregnant!) lol!
Do like everyone else here said, Relax, it may be awkward and embarrassing for the moment; BUT THIS WILL PASS. Your Mom is perfectly aware that masturbation is a normal part of everyone sex life.
DON'T tell your Mom that you found it in your brother's room, whatever you do! Not only would you be making up a lie in order to save face and dropping your brother in IT, you would be worrying your Mom about whether or not your brother is gay or straight, and frankly, she's been through enough this week... lol!
In the grand scheme of things that will happen in your life, and given time, this is no big deal Hunnie!!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 August 2010): A little bit of embarrassment never hurt anyone.
She most likely has one herself and she was probably comparing them in her head.
It's nothing to be ashamed of at all.
The thing I'd worry about is if your one is better than hers, she might ask you where she can get one like it. Now that would be an awkward conversation.
I don't think she'll care in any way that you have one. She is of course herself a sexual being, she has no doubt had her own sexual experimentation, she's probably gone through a few of them herself.
Just be happy she didn't walk in while you were using it hehe.
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 August 2010): My mom found mine once. It was embarrassing but it wasn't a big deal after a few minutes. Hell I found my moms before. Its just funny. Don't worry about it. Just tell her she can borrow it! It will make her laugh and lighten the mood! Ha
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reader, GettingHelp  +, writes (20 August 2010):
At least she didn't catch u having sex :)
Look on the bright side, vibrators are perfectly harmless.
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 August 2010): Relax, she didn't find anything that you shouldn't be doing or that is wrong. Do what Tisha says and it will be ok and in years to come I bet you are both laughing about it over coffee.
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 August 2010): Hi,
i would talk face to face with her and reading word by word what youre second replier wrote!
calling her will do the job also if youre too emberessd.
dont lie to her, she must respect youre privecy, and even if she already does- you must get things straight for youre peace of mind.
i think what the first man to replay said is wrong. youre experiment need to come from anywhere you think it should.
as long as you dont get into trouble, seems to me you wont.
get dumped, get pissed and get experiment with relationships.
thats totaly normal. youre doing nothing wrong.
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reader, xXJDXx  +, writes (20 August 2010):
To be honest your mom is probably just as embarresed as you... But brownwolf is right, you must name him now!! :) perhaps raise it with your mom by saying "so I see you met 'malcolm'?" and go from there, strange thing is your mom will find it highly amusing as well as mortifying lol so turn it into a joke! No point in making out it's your brothers haha though that would also be quite funny ;)
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (20 August 2010):
 "Hi Mom, I see you found my vibrator! I really wish you wouldn't go through my things. I'm entitled to my privacy and as I respect your privacy, I would prefer not to discuss this any further. Obviously, I am very embarrassed and I don't even want to be having this discussion but since you found it, I just wanted you to know that I am aware you found it. So let's just let this drop now and we keep private things private, okay?"
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reader, BrownWolf +, writes (20 August 2010):
This is a good thing...Awkward moment but good. Better to use a vibrator than being out there looking for the real thing. That alone could put your mom's mind at ease.
Vibrator can't dump you...well, it could die on you...dead batteries :) Can't get you pregnant.
Since your mom has met him, now you have to name him :)
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