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writes:My husband farts on me. He thinks its hilarious, and its really annoying to me. It makes me feel like I am one of his frat buddies instead of his wife, who he might like to have sex with again at one point or another. I don't know how to make him stop. Help? Reply to this Question
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reader, anonymous, writes (4 December 2011): OP im glad u resolved your problem. Each to his/her own.
....So NOW he doesnt fart on u and u dont spit on his face. Problem Solved.
Your hb should have respected u in the first place.
I dont condone the spitting BUT guess u had to do what u had to do.
Respect....sad when its gone in a marriage.
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reader, anonymous, writes (4 December 2011): This is verified as being by the original poster of the question@tennisstar, I disagree, having your husband fart on you is pretty insulting, and you should remember, this was maybe the 20th time he farted on me, and I warned him well in advance. I told him very plainly if you fart on me again, I will spit on you. It was extremely effective and he hasn't done it since. I think if he is going to behave like a child... so will I. I am very pleased that I came up with this solution because it actually worked.
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reader, tennisstar88  +, writes (4 December 2011):
 Spitting in someone's face is degrading..no where near as worse as being farted on.s
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reader, anonymous, writes (3 December 2011): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionI wanted to post a response to this, because I have solved this problem. I told him every time he farts on me, I will spit on him. And I followed through on it. He didn't think I would, but he actually farted on me in a store once, and just spit in his face. He stopped farting on me then.
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reader, anonymous, writes (7 May 2010): OMG. That is just disgusting and disrespectful. Get a life - without this pig.
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 April 2010): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionNo need to shut up LonelyTwo, you've given me something to think about. That maybe the entire exchange actually has a deeper meaning. I think for us its just finding that balance between being comfortable with each other, and being respectful and aware that this person you spend all your time with is a separate person, who doesn't always like everything you like. Does that make sense? I don't know :-) Thanks for responding again...
And to Diana, you really described my problem with it. I'm his WIFE and he should respect me. I'm trying to let him know its intolerable.
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 April 2010): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionThank you everyone for your responses! Cute Angel- Its not a disastrous problem, and I hope that it would make a few people giggle at least. But, it IS annoying, if I could fart as often as he does, I would do it back, but I don't have enough gas in my belly!rcn - Thanks, I agree with you totally. I think the hardest part is to respond with seriousness every time. But, maybe if we have discussion about it after he'll understand. Tisha - I like the chart idea, its something equally hilarious I could do! I'm not sure I would be good at sticking to it though... if he keeps it up, I might have to. Lonely Two - I wish I could. He hates being pinched, so I am trying to pinch him every time he does it. I hate pinching him but, what else can I do?YouWish- I like the shouting idea, I will try. Its hard to be serious immediately after he does it. It really does bother me, but when is laughing, and laughing at me being angry, its hard to break through his enjoyment of the situation. Maybe shouting would work, thanks!
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reader, Just Diana  +, writes (24 April 2010):
 phew.....I just do not understand this sort of stuff. Why on earth would someone want to fart on someone else. Its not funny and I think its rude. Your husband is rude. Please respect yourself enough to actually say ENOUGH and that you do will not tolerate it. where on earth has the respect gone in relationships!! Really respecting and loving ourselves enough to treat our partners as such. We ought be celebrating and uplifting our partners and honouring their sexuality!
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reader, YouWish +, writes (24 April 2010):
 I would yell in my loudest voice next time he does that.."DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN!!!!"...I mean loud enough to break glass. That shows a lack of respect. Then leave the room.
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (24 April 2010):
 Big chart on the wall. "Sexual encounters with wife" and a number for the month. "Special note: one encounter is removed for each fart". Then do the countdown: 15 minus 3 farts = 12.
That should be hilarious, and effective, if you stick to the count.
Obviously, change the number to reflect your actual frequency.
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reader, rcn +, writes (24 April 2010):
 Be firm with him. Tell him, what he does it not funny, if the one it's being done to does not find it to be so. This is a form of being a bully, and in a marriage it need to not be there. Talk about an intimacy killer. That's what I'd do though, be firm with how this makes you feel, and if he's any kind of a man or real husband, your feelings will be enough incentive for him to stop doing this.
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reader, cute angel  +, writes (24 April 2010):
 haha this is one of the funniest posts i have ever come across..
but no joke all u can do is tell him to his face that you find the behaviour awfully i must add(smelly);)irritating and that he should behave civil and stop acting like a child!
dont worry too much about it,people here have major problems which get settled though talking and urs is just a minute one..
ps:u should do the same to him and see if he finds it hilarious lol
tit for tat,
all the best babe..xx
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