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My girlfriend seems really knowledgeable about sex and I am worried she will laugh when she sees my penis!

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Question - (24 March 2011) 10 Answers - (Newest, 24 March 2011)
A male United States age 30-35, anonymous writes:

Dear Cupid,

Ive recently met this girl and shes ready to have sex, shes let it be known that she wants to but im not sure, theirs multiple reasons but one of the larger reasons is because my penis is sort of thick but only 5.5" i don't know what i should do, im not sure if my girlfriends a virgin or not because i haven't asked, but she seems knowledgeable and is really knowing. I just don't want to get all ready to have sex just to have her look at my penis and laugh. It would be pretty cool if you could give me your opinion.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (24 March 2011):

Thanks chigirl, well I was close... sort of...

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A female reader, Honeypie United States +, writes (24 March 2011):

Honeypie agony auntI doubt any girl will be laughing at your penis. Unless you promised her it reached your knees, I'm willing to bet it will be just fine..

Would you laugh if her breasts were smaller them they looked? (Padded bra can add 1-3 cup sizes easily) Which mean a girl with a smaller chest can look a lot bigger WITH the bra then without.

I have NEVER met a girl who got her ruler out to measure her BF's penis. I think THAT is a guy thing.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (24 March 2011):

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Thanks guys =) you all made a lot of sense and i thank you for the automatic feed back. i feel much more great about my self and will focus on pleasuring her then just stuffing her i suppose. thanks and keep up the good work on these other people that have problems. =D

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A female reader, chigirl Norway +, writes (24 March 2011):

chigirl agony auntAnd Chris1979, the average penis is between 3.9-7.9 inches. Most guys are in either/or end, not at the middle of that.

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A female reader, chigirl Norway +, writes (24 March 2011):

chigirl agony auntNow it's my turn to laugh. Don't you know that 5.5 is rather large?

What do you think all other guys are packing down there? Cucumbers?

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A female reader, ruby buttons United Kingdom +, writes (24 March 2011):

ruby buttons agony auntits not he size of the wave that is important its the motion in the ocean, and 5 5 is very normal, anyway she is going out with you for you and if she laughs at your bits then laught at hers see how she feels!

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A male reader, dirtball United States +, writes (24 March 2011):

dirtball agony auntI think you'll be fine. That's very average for penis length, and any woman who laughs at you because of it is a horrible person. The truth is that penis size really doesn't matter to most women.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (24 March 2011):

To be honest, i'll keep it short and sweet if she's worth being with and she really likes you for who you are the size of your penis shouldn't come into it whether it be too short or too long there are always positions you can do too increase pleasure for both of you. However, if it does become a problem for her so much so that she questions your relationship, she isn't worth being with. Good luck!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (24 March 2011):

a nice girl, a girl sincere and on the level, would not laugh at you. Honestly girls do not run around with a tape measure and a spirit level!

Five.five is fine. Erect it will be a little bigger.

But if you concentrate on foreplay for her, then the girl will just enjoy feeling your loving, not staring at your equipment.

But if she says no or stppppp

Do not ask her about her past history. Achieves nothing. wastes time and effort. Destroys what have been good relationships.

Make sure you lick every square inch of her, and let your fingers, lips, tongue kiss, suck, twirl your tongue, probe with your tongue, spiral your fingers or your tongue around her nipples. By the time you have finished serious foreplay she is going to be so happy she will melt into you.

BUT if she ridicules you in any way, then she is not worthy of you.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (24 March 2011):

What is it with these penis size questions???

This must be like Thurdays penis post number 265 or something!!!!... There must be a way to have these questions answered automatically...

Anyways back to your question.

ONLY 5.5 inches you say... hey mate you've been watching lots of porn I rekon. Yeah if you compare your penis with a PIN penis (porn industry norm) then your "cock" (using a porn term here) is tiny.

But comparing it to the real world here then 5-1/2 inches is on the normal side i would think.

Correct me if I'm wrong here somebody but I thought the average penis was between 5 and 7 inches long?

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