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writes:I've noticed that my crush tends to have a hard on when we hang out and he stands in my face and it becomes very obvious to me that he has a hard on. I don't look at it cause I know is there. Is almost as if he wants me to know he has an erection. Why does he not try to hide it? I like him alot but I find it weird at the same time. Is happened twice now. I don't understand why he sticks his hard on in my face. And no I don't dress slutty at all. All covered.
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reader, anonymous, writes (16 April 2013): This guy is a seriously weird perv, avoid him or tell him in a loud voice to get a grip and go away before you report him.
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reader, eyeswideopen  +, writes (15 April 2013):
 Just don't sit down when he's around. Unless he's really really tall, that should keep his crotch out of your face. Here's your new motto "From this day forward I'll speak up AND stand up".
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reader, CMMP +, writes (15 April 2013):
That's just weird.
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reader, MsSadie +, writes (15 April 2013):
 That is too, too funny. And some of these answers are even funnier.Anyway, is he playing around when he does that? Like, are the two of you flirting?Assuming that he does indeed have a boner and isn't just wearing faux-boner pants, his behavior is definitely on the aggressive side. Do you like that? Nothing wrong if you do, but understand that if you DON'T like that you need to speak up. Guys sometimes need to be explicitly told what is and is not okay with us. Giggling about it is too ambiguous for him to know that it bothers you.Why he does that, I have no idea. Are you two friends? This honestly sounds like something either a super silly guy friend would do or something that a really aggressive, date-rapey kind of guy would do. Also something that a severely maladjusted loner might do.Here's to hoping that he's just the super silly guy friend.
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 April 2013): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionI know is a hard on cause I'd look prior before he gets one. & when he gets one he goes really quiet & stares at my face literally & he seems quiet around me but he's really chatty & loud with everyone else.
I don't understand him.
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 April 2013): OP I have certain pairs of pants that look like I have a tent pole in my crotch area. If he really does have a hard on and he really is sticking it in your face then that's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. Is he some kind of gangsta wannabe or something haha. You dawg, check out the D, yo! Bitches love the D, so I gots to show hos the D, right in their shizzle. Next time he does it OP just call him out on it. "Yo Tyreece, why you sticking yo D in my face like that yo." Seriously ask him he is sticking his knob in your face and tell him to kindly stop doing that.
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 April 2013): Does he wear Lycra or is he in baggy jeans? You could be mistakenHe has only done it 2 times, shoved it in your face,but once was too much. He has a social problem. Its his body saying I want sex but to let it show and not walk off is just plain sleezy.You sure he has though as your all covered up,unless he has the hots for some other girl who's with you Re-think your crush because if you're right he sounds like he needs to grow up.
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reader, CindyCares  +, writes (15 April 2013):
 What is he wearing, a catsuit?!
Bleah. It sounds creepy to me. If he can't help having an erection when he sees you all covered, it's not his fault, but he could do without sticking his hard on in your face.
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reader, oldbag +, writes (15 April 2013):
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He must be stood up close if you know it's there without looking,so yea maybe he is turned on when your touching.
It's only happened twice but he must have sex on his brain when it does, so I would avoid him unless that's all your after.He sounds disrespectful its not appropriate behaviour at all.
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reader, CMMP +, writes (15 April 2013):
I'd say it might not be a hard on. My wife sometimes accuses me of having one but some pants make it look that way a little.
OR, he does have one and he's kind of a pig.
I'm not remotely a prude but that's pretty inappropriate in my opinion. My guess is that if he does have one he only has one thing on his mind. I hope that's what you want.
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