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writes:i live in glasgow,scotland and i am 31, i want to shag my best freinds mum but i dont know how to go about it she has great big tits. my freind lives away from home so it's just her living herself, one time i was at my freinds own house at christmas and she phoned him to wish him a merry christmas he put me on the phone and she said she was going to have a shag with her then partner, just think about her shagging drove me crazy. i was thinking about just go to her door and when she opens the door ask her if i can speak to her inside then make my move on her. but what happens if she say's no and tells her son. so i need advice?
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 September 2008): let me tell you my story its kinda long. i also had sex with my friends mom. my friend was going to a football camp and i didnt know so i decided to go to his house. my firends mom is very hot she had big breasts big butt and a all around nice body. well i went to my friends house not knowing he was at football camp. so i ring the door bell and my firends mom opens the door and is only wearing a bra and underwear so i says sorry i was just looking for jake. she says no its ok come in. so i walk in then she says jakes at football camp. so i say oh ok ill leave she says no its ok stay. so i stay then she gets me something to drink. she was divorced by the way. so anyway she puts on a robe and starts having a converstaion with me. she said "i just took a shower" i said oh. then she says "hows school" and i say "it ok" so then she starts talking about her ex husband she was telling me about their sex life and that they only had sex 4 times in their marraige. then i see so she picks up the food and drinks she brought for me so she was bending over and i saw her big butt and i got an erection but then right as she stood up she fell back and was sitting on my lap and i had a erection. so she didnt know i had and erection so shes says "dang control" and reaches for my penis thinking its the remote control. she realises thats not what it is and looks at me and says "oh my im sorry" and i didnt know what to say i was feeling a erge. so i grabbed her breasts and she said "whoaaaaaa" and i couldnt belive what i was doing i was pullin her bra down and soon he paties off then she starts to give me oral sex and soon enough we have sex. best sex ever. but i made a mistake and didnt use a condom and as you can guess she got pregnant. and we told my friend he got mad at me and then he said it was ok but i had the baby with his mom. so yea well you get the point
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 April 2008):
Only you know your mate and how and if he should re act, No one here knows his up bringing or their familys attitude toward relationships, his mom may have already had younger lovers, who knows? Any way, why not try and reverse the tables on her, get some reason to call her tell her how much you enjoy talking to her and at the conversation say "remember xmas when you said you were going to have a shag with your partner. Well, I would love to have been your partner" or I would love to do that right now, but, I don't have a partner, any ideas ? If she's a real woman and the answer is no she will at least be flattered and certainly won't be telling anyone else.Even if its rejection she will adore you for it.
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reader, lemontree +, writes (9 November 2007):
I think this is a wind-up. I can't imagine any woman telling her son's friend that she is just about to `shag her partner', and the idea of you turning up on her doorstep, telling her you want sex is so disrespectful. Anyway, why would a woman in her 50's want anything to do with an evidently immature 31 year old. What can you offer, or do you think middle aged women are all desperate to show young men the ropes?. I know there are some `cougars' around, but I think you will find most women prefer mature men, who know how to treat a lady both in and out of the bedroom.
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reader, anonymous, writes (6 November 2007): You never know if you dont ask. But you might ruin your relationship with your friend and there mum
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 November 2007): Look, you are 31, and therefore (like her) a 'consenting adult'. The fact that the lady is "Your best friend's mum" has nothing whatever to do with it. At this stage you don't know whether or not you'll be rejected by her. How would you feel about that? If the pair of you get together (and personally hope you do - because I promise you you'll have an experience you'll never forget, as there's nothing like sex with an older woman, believe me - prepare to have your brains blown out!) Then, and only then you will have to make the decision whether or not to reveal it to your mate. If he's got any sense, then he'll see it like I've done ie She has HER rights as an individual, and she's old enough to make her own decisions of how she leads her life -and what she does with the remainder of it (we are a long time being dead!)I guess though she may ask you not to mention it to him,and feel you should honour this - at ALL times ie even when you get mad at him, please don't 'throw it in his face'. If you feel you SHOULD tell him, then do it now, and carefully; using the argument I've given you, which (hopefully) he'll accept - even though he may not 'like' it, he should respect the fact that you've been honest enough to tell him. If he can't take this, and causes the breakup of your friendship, then I'd say that this is HIS loss, not yours. I hope this helps, and try not to make too much of the rather negative comments that have appeared here, from obviously immature people who haven't really thought it out before replying.
Best wishes, 'Nodrog'
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reader, EC  +, writes (27 October 2007):
Be prepared for new teeth.
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reader, agonyunclechris +, writes (27 October 2007):
 heya
even if she would you are going down a very bumpy one way road and will land up with lots of difficulties
thinking this way is pretty sick to be honest its your best freinds mom
the best thing i can suggest is to seek counceling , do not ask her to have sex with you !!
take care
be carefull
chris
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 October 2007): There is something wrong with this post from my point of view!
31? Don't believe it. Can't be a 31 year old man, surely not.
However in the even this is for real, you need to seek some cousel I am afraid. This gives me the creeps and I see you as a stalker.
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reader, dapone 1 +, writes (26 October 2007):
 hi.
you are heading for a boat load of trouble, going down this road, all the problems you are going to cause long lasting damage, and believe me you wont come out on top of this, it is one thing day dreaming about this woman, but in the real world you will end up with more problems than you could ever imagine, the best thing for you to do is stay away from her, find a girl friend of your own, and stay away from your friends mother.
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 October 2007): You are 31 yet you sound just like a 17 year old! How would you feel if one of your friends wanted to shag your mum! Would you be ok with it. How does she feel about you? If you are the same age as your friend then his mum mum be in her 50's maybe. sorry mate but i think you need to get a life and away from this situation. Why havent you got a gf of your own and stop fantasising over this persons mum.
Grow up and fast!
xx
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