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Is there a way to have soundless Fanny Farts?

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Question - (19 August 2009) 4 Answers - (Newest, 19 August 2009)
A female United States age 41-50, anonymous writes:

So I have been trying to find a solution to avoid Queefs (fanny farts, varts, vaginal air...)

I came accross this reply to this topic that suggested "As soon as you're done lie on your back open your legs and press your stomach to the air will naturally come out."

Another lady said to lay on your stomach and cross your legs.

By pressing down or crossing your legs will it make a sound?

Is there a way to have the air come out without making that mood killing noise? LOL!

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A female reader, jessjess United Kingdom +, writes (19 August 2009):

jessjess agony auntI think the first answer was right on....hopefully the person you are having sex with genuinely cares about you. So if 'natural' things happen- all that which the first answer said too- then you should be able to ignore it or laugh it off. Queefs occur because of trapped air in the vagina from thrusting. Therefore don't be embarassed...it's not just YOUR fault- it's your boyfriend's too- he trapped the air!!!

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A male reader, RAINORFIRE United States +, writes (19 August 2009):

RAINORFIRE agony auntReally i didnt kno that,

you can try playing loud music

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A male reader, GrimmReality United States +, writes (19 August 2009):

GrimmReality agony auntAnonymous has a point. It simply is a by product of the sex act. I wouldnt worry too much about it.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (19 August 2009):

Ha-ha no, I don't think so. They best thing to do is laugh it off. Movies portray sex as this beautiful perfect romantic thing, but really no matter who's doing it, it's a pretty awkward thing. Your skin makes funny noises against each other, sometimes your pubic bones smack and it hurts, the guy can fall out, not realize it, and jab you, often the wrong hole gets accidentally poked a little, there's grunting and sweating, oh and let's not forget the sometimes very strange faces we all make when we orgasm! You need to be able to approach sex with a sense of humour. Something is going to be awkward like 90% of the times you have sex. If you can learn to roll with it and laugh it off, the experience will be much better.

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