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How do men get free sex without having to pay for it?

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Question - (11 October 2006) 17 Answers - (Newest, 12 October 2006)
A male , anonymous writes:

Hi!, i need to ask a question that eveyone escapes from or ignores, without being offensive. How do men get free sex without having to pay for it. More and more men are struggling to get free sex. Its a growing problem that needs to be solved, its upsetting because you never hear of a lion, crocodile, or bear having to pay for or steal sex. It angers me when people discuss sex but ignore this.

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A female reader, beentheredonethat +, writes (12 October 2006):

beentheredonethat agony auntOh and critters pay for sex by fighting to the death to win the female.

Now any you fellers wannna fight ter the death fer me...Ill have sex with the winner. Course He might have to fight one of the dominate males of this here household. But its freeeeee. grin....you guys are way to bored tonight. LOL

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A female reader, beentheredonethat +, writes (12 October 2006):

beentheredonethat agony auntY sugar...free sex is easy to get....you can have two at once if you want....your left hand and your right hand....that would be Rosie Palm and her five sisters and her cousin Leftia and her five sisters....Oh yeah...thats 12 at once. wow you stud muffin.

Oh and for animals...I advise you to steal sex from more gentle critters....all them you mentioned have a powerful pack A Teeth and sharp things that could sure make a mess of you Needing Free sex...ever. Hope this here addyvice heps ya out.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (11 October 2006):

Have respect for women you idiot!

Women aren't animals, sex is not just we are used for!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 October 2006):

r u reali this stupid or ru just playing it if u r your doing a good job...? look mate go out and get a girlfriend only slaggy ppl wnt 'FREE SEX ' As u call it no self respecting girl will give it to u for free out of a relationship and if u wnt it thn wank u sick perv!!!

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A female reader, DrPsych United Kingdom +, writes (11 October 2006):

DrPsych agony auntMore men are paying for sex than lions, crocodiles and bears...they are probably paying for it in more ways than one if the increased rate of STD infections is anything to go by.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4482970.stm

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A female reader, donna83 +, writes (11 October 2006):

by 'stealing it' do u mean rape? in which case u r sick u are a perv therefore u should pay for it u looser who in there right mind would want to have sex with someone who obviously has no respect for themselves let alone others the pros will see u coming mate

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A female reader, eyeswideopen United States +, writes (11 October 2006):

eyeswideopen agony auntHa Ha Ha thanks for the laugh.

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A male reader, Dr. Reality Check United Kingdom +, writes (11 October 2006):

Dr. Reality Check agony auntAre you an idiot or what?

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A male reader, Don_Navarro New Zealand +, writes (11 October 2006):

Don_Navarro agony auntGood question lol. I'd say you just have to get a girlfriend, sounds like a piece of cake when it's put like that huh?! Just talk to girls and be friendly with them, maybe a few might start crushing on you, you never know!

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A female reader, snowbird Canada +, writes (11 October 2006):

snowbird agony auntWhat an utterly vapid and sexist question!! The main difference between human beings is that human beings fall in LOVE, have EMOTIONS..If you do not know the meaning of these strange words, get your dog to look them up in a dictionary, and then he can tell you!!

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A female reader, happytochat Australia +, writes (11 October 2006):

its called having a relationship...generally speaking, females don't sleep around as they tend to connect sex to love.

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A female reader, Wendyg United Kingdom +, writes (11 October 2006):

Wendyg agony auntHmmm... Bears crocodiles and so on... your on a different planet I think, and are having a laugh with this.... Go away and grow up, your clearly not mature enough to be on this site!!

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A male reader, jack23 +, writes (11 October 2006):

jack23 agony auntFirstly I would not suggest looking for just sex, in can end up hurting you and very likely the person you intend to sleep with.

Secondly, why do you consider a one night stand to be a good answer? I see a one night stand as a sign that either you have bothing good to offer, or that you are really crap in bed! Either on cant not be a good thing.

Ultimately people that do have one night stand regulary are not all they are cracked up to be. Many guys are just taking advantage of a female in a vunerable state, others just have the confidence and charm to convince a female that they are a good choice ... and are quickly dissappointed. In both cases you can cause yourself problems in future relationships when it comes to your own emotions.

I would suggest that if your that desperate get some porn and sort yourself out, until you are ready to meet someone and make a real go of things.

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A female reader, ButterflyonFire +, writes (11 October 2006):

ButterflyonFire agony auntNot to be offensive... But, get yourself a girlfriend or an easy woman. Problem solved.

~Jamie

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (11 October 2006):

Um, dude bears dont have money....

Beside I hear there is a lot of rape in the animal world. That would count as rape, right?

OK, tell us how you will solve this 'growning problem'

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A female reader, lilmzmoffett +, writes (11 October 2006):

lilmzmoffett agony auntSounds like your lacking in the looks department and women dont want to have a bar of you. Your question is kinda dumb. You want sex and cant get it, go to a prostitute. If you want meaningful sex with somebody you like or fancy, get out onto the clubbing scene, pick up a nice lady, go on some dates and take it from there. But buddy women aint animals!! We dont just hump whatever...unless she is a whore, she wont give up sex that easily!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 October 2006):

This is the wrong place to ask a question. You will no doubt be met with angry people here. First of all animals of a low(er) intelligence lacking emotions that only humans have, as well as 'wisdom' and other considerations don't have sex based mainly around pleasure. If that was the case, there would be no such thing as mating seasons. For humans there are no mating seasons. In animals, there is a fine line between who chases and who gets to pick, or who leads a pack and who follows. In humans, it's dependent on many factors.

The more I reply and answer to your inquiry, the more I can't shake the feeling that your mind is either lacking very much or very unrefined and quite detached.

To the moderator: Is this even a legitimate question to be asked here?

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