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How do I make my penis smaller?

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Question - (8 November 2009) 5 Answers - (Newest, 18 November 2009)
A male United States age 41-50, anonymous writes:

I don't like the size of my penis. It actually gets in the way. How can I make it smaller?

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A male reader, yankit United States +, writes (18 November 2009):

oh to only have that "problem"

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A male reader, Illithid United States +, writes (12 November 2009):

Illithid agony auntActually, are you referring to just when it's erect? Because if the issue is just that you get erections at inconvenient times and to an embarrassing size, a chastity belt can keep you from getting hard, forcing you to stay small while worn. Otherwise, I haven't got anything for you.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (8 November 2009):

oh my goodness is this for real? i dont think there is any way to do that without..... ok im not serious here...a butcher knife or a meatslicer....sorry if this is a real post i think you will just have to learn to love yourself the way you are.

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A male reader, Danielepew Mexico +, writes (8 November 2009):

Danielepew agony auntSounds to me like this isn't a real post. A 30-35 year old man who wouldn't know this?

May I jokingly suggest chopping a bit of it off? That seems to be the only way. But, like I said, I don't think this is a real post, and I am giving you irony, not a real opinion.

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A female reader, Legioness United Kingdom +, writes (8 November 2009):

Legioness agony auntThat's just like asking 'my arms are too long, how can I make them shorter?' there's not much you can do about it i'm afraid, you could always opt for surgery, but this is costly, risky and painful. I think the best thing to do is learn to love it, cos i'm sure there's a woman who will :)

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