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anonymous
writes:my boyfriend wants me to send him dirty/horny texts and i don't know what to write.i need some ideas please help.
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reader, GRIFF TANNEN  +, writes (3 February 2014):
 Easy.
"The dishes are dirty and are still in the sink. I'll do the dishes when I get home from work"
"Oh and I should do the dirty washing this evening, or would you be so kind as to put all the dirty clothes in the washing machine before I get home?
"Leave you dirty shoes out side!"
"Would you wash my car! it's absolutely filthy!"
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reader, Myau  +, writes (2 February 2014):
 read "literotica" for ideas.....IF you want to do this.
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reader, like I see it +, writes (2 February 2014):
 Forgot to mention - limit your "dirty texts" to words ONLY.
No pictures, even if he asks for them!
No one ever likes to think that the person they love could one day set out to hurt them by sharing images and videos that were supposed to be private, but there are entire websites dedicated to "revenge porn" so clearly it can happen.
Be safe rather than sorry. Best wishes!
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reader, like I see it +, writes (2 February 2014):
Assuming you are sexually active together...
What would you like to do to him the next time you see him? What would you like him to do to you? ("I can't wait to feel your hot ________ in my wet ________," etc.) Be graphic. You're not looking for an A in English composition; you're conveying to your partner that he's sexually attractive to you and you're totally hot for him.
Try reading some online erotica (there's plenty of free stuff out there) if you need inspiration.
Hope this helps. Good luck and best wishes!
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 February 2014): Use your own imagination.
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reader, Ima FreAk!  +, writes (2 February 2014):
 Hiyaa!
Right... honestly straight up "no, don't do it".
Clearly you are in a state of confusion. You have a having doubts racing across your mind otherwise you wouldn't be posting this so you shouldn't do anything that you are uncomfortable with.
Don't do anything that you will regret because it sucks to have regrets, we all do but one stupid thing you do can screw up your life, but I'm not saying that if you write a dirty text you will, but it's just about being confidence and comfortable with your choices and decisions.
Love,
ImaFreak!
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reader, Gauntlet  +, writes (2 February 2014):
 Talk to him about his socks odour, his stained boxer shorts and about the troubles you recently had with filth that filled up your vacuum cleaner filter. That's what we genuinely call DIRTY TALKING !
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reader, agneeman  +, writes (1 February 2014):
 It's tricky bc you don't know if you will go to far and turn him off...I would start by asking "So, what would you like me to do to you?" That way you get a litmus test for what he likes.
You didn't mention whether or not you wanted to texr dirty... if it turns you off be honest "babe, that was a little too much/ too hardcore"
And start light...
"Well first I'd like to kiss you on the lips, then move down your neck..."
"Then I'd unbutton your shirt..."
Basically following the logical progression of normal sexual interaction.
But girl, it must turn you on too ok? If you're in a relationship where you are doing all the asking what is pleasing, and are never asked, that is not right. I was in a ten year monogamous relationship that ended like that. That shit ain't right.
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