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writes: "Funny Common Lies From Jerks"Its just so funny, if you come to think of it, how people could be so tricky at times and a lot of us still believe those lies.Well, I am very inspired by women from here, there and everywhere who have the same dilemma about players or jerks.Maybe women could learn from this funny things you could imagine to hear from someone I really do think your such a BIG JOKE to me type of guy. Read On.Feel free to add more: 1. I think we should have lunch together, Only if you will pay for my lunch. say what? I think you should just SHUT UP! Your such a BIG JOKE TO ME. 2. Your really pretty. 'Cant take my eyes off you. Then a really pretty girl pass by, he starts gawking. YOUR SUCH A BIG JOKE TO ME.3. I'm not dating, your not dating, maybe we should go out sometime? Then his phone rings. You hear him say, could you give me a moment and excuse himself for 10 minutes. Again: YOUR SUCH A BIG JOKE TO ME.4. I'm not married. I swear. I'm not seeing someone else either. But I can't spend my birthday with you, i have to spend it with my family like my dad, my mum, sister's, etc. Decode what he means: Like my wife is gonna be there. I cant invite you, of course. Next time you hear it: Just say, YOUR SUCH A BIG JOKE TO ME.5. I forgot to call you I had an emergency meeting at work. Sorry sweetie, i'll make it up to you. I know you would understand. Decode what he means: I was with my other new gf, sorry she's my priority. Next time you hear it: just tell YOUR SUCH A BIG JOKE TO ME.6. He receive a text message while driving with you. You read the message to him: Text Message says: Hi! thanks for the lunch. it was really nice of you. drive safe. take care. Goerge You asked: who's goerge? His reply: oh a new guy from work.(all smiles) Decode what he means: Actually his a new hot girl from work, her name is georgina but i call him goerge. You know what to say: Your such a BIG JOKE to me.7. I'm scared of getting married. Decode what he means: A)Im already married, i cant leave my wife for you. B) I don't think your the one. I'm still happy searching, fishing and enjoying catching fishes around the world. You know what to say, YOUR SUCH A BIG JOKE to me.Men can be very deceitful, sometimes you can't tell anymore if any words coming from them are so true or so false.Instead of crying, thinking, driving yourself crazy of what does he mean by things he said or things he did, just laugh about it.Don't take things seriously. After all most of them are just playing tricks on us. The only time you should take them seriously is when they behave well. Do what they say they will. No Ifs and buts. Never will make you wondering because you will be busy adored by him.otherwise, His still A BIG JOKE TO YOU.
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 August 2013): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionAwesome! Hope you could write or share something too.
Maybe one day.
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 August 2013): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionAwesome! Hope you could write or share something too.
Maybe one day.
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reader, anonymous, writes (30 July 2013): Your welcome and I just wanted to say that even my age I am still stunned by some of the lies that these Jerks throw out there. I too have been played, had bad break ups and I am still learning trying to stay alert.
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reader, anonymous, writes (30 July 2013): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionYeah. nice line.
thanks for reading pretty46
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 July 2013): I just thought of another line from jerks, "I really want to hear what you have to say." Um, No you don't.
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 July 2013): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionI agree with crazylady88.
to anonymous reader, just don't bother to talk to that kind of guy. His just a waste of time.
BTW. thank you for reading.
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reader, anonymous, writes (25 July 2013): I had a guy on a dating site tell me he is shy and then he wanted me to watch him take a shower.
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reader, crazylady88  +, writes (25 July 2013):
The one way to seperate lies from the truth is by the actions of someone...
Some people talk the talk but when it comes down to walkin the walk.. Need I say more??
A guy will talk his way into any pair of knickers & he will use any romantic gesture to woo you... Don't be foooooled!! X
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reader, Dorothy Dix  +, writes (13 July 2013):
Hi. Just take a leap of faith.
What do you have to lose?
Best wishes.
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reader, anonymous, writes (12 July 2013): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionHi there!
Well, Possibly Maybe.
Ill let you know.
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reader, Dorothy Dix +, writes (11 July 2013):
Hello again. Thank you, I am enjoying it very much.
And I really do enjoy helping whenever I can, on Dear Cupid.
It's really great that someone decided to start this website, as very often people think there is no-one they can turn to.
And so this is where Dear Cupid comes in.
I hope I was able to help you here.
I do believe that learning to trust men again - while ever they prove they are worthy of being trusted - is a very wise move.
And it will help you to find your life partner, a lot sooner than if you didn't trust anyone.
I promise you, that this is true.
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reader, anonymous, writes (8 July 2013): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionHello Dorothy Dix!
I saw your profile, your studying life coaching, must be the reason why your trying to help me out with the way I think and feel about men.
Thanks for reminding me that its o'k to trust men.
I will, to the right person. Good Luck to your studies!
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reader, Dorothy Dix +, writes (8 July 2013):
Hi. It sounds like you are finding your way, towards what you want, and that is a good thing.
Unfortunately, past relationships - and especially, bad breakups - can cause us to have some emotional baggage, which we then carry forward to future relationships.
It is kind of like unfinished business.
In other words, issues that haven't really been properly addressed.
Which then means, that they are very likely to cause more problems for us in future relationships.
And how this all pans out, is that we almost expect to be hurt and disappointed by each new man we start dating, and so we withhold our full emotions and feelings from them, as an act of self preservation.
Not necessarily as punishment, but so we DON'T get hurt.
And so the guard comes up.
All it does, is stop people and prospective life partners, from ever getting close to us.
And so all it really does, is isolate us.
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reader, anonymous, writes (7 July 2013): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionHi Dorothy Dix!
Wow that was a long reply!
Thank you for taking the time.
Well, you are right about what you mentioned.
I know you are right when you said that;
1. A relationship simply CANNOT survive without there being a mutual healthy trust between two people.
2. I became Skeptical. Guilty (yes)
3. I had Bad break Ups. Guilty (yes)
4. I made guys, feel shut out, and so they withdraw
Guilty (yes)
5. I really did work to have emotional distance from guys.
Guilty (yes)
In summary, I really did all this to PROTECT Myself from getting hurt.
The reason why I chose to be this person I am right now, because Its My choice. This is what I want. I want to master how to have full control of my emotions, my feelings, myself.
Gone are the days that I let My emotions rule over me. I am no longer a teenager. I am in my early thirties. I can't let a stupid guy make me fall for him just because he calls me everyday, or just because his a good kisser or just because last night i had a great time with him.
I can't just trust a guy just because he said, he loves me and then his actions is so indifferent from his words. I am a result oriented type of person. Meaning i am very practical and only concentrates on achieving purposes. Trust is workable, it can be achieve, it can be given to someone, but show me first that you are really worthy of it.
Otherwise, Everything a guy will tell me is meaningless.
I don't take it seriously, like, I treat it like a bubble.
I can hear it but poof tomorrow I chose to forget it. I wont even bother to ask. I rather help other people, people who have really serious problem.
I am every players challenge. They can never win over a woman like me. They can try But sad to say, their schemes will never work. So I just try to keep things friendly as possible. But you know men, they cant keep thing friendly not until sex is over.
But Don't get me wrong, I am still a human being, i definitely know how to love and I just became like this because of a bad experienced from the past. No regrets, that experienced made me stronger.
I know one day, whether i like it or Not, I'm going to meet the person who will make me change my mind. I am scared of that day, because I might forget to use my defenses and be sappy again.
I'm not afraid to be alone. I know that won't happen.
I already have a plan, like I would like to have kids. Either my own or I will adopt one. That's my plan. If God will give me a good husband. Thank you Lord. But if Not, Thank you still, life has other things to offer.
There is such thing as, One in a million. I could be IT. But hey Thank you for caring. I know that you just care, after all that's what this website is all about.
We give advices because we want to help. We care. So, Thank you very Much...
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reader, Dorothy Dix +, writes (7 July 2013):
Hi there. What might be happening here for you, is that you have learned to become rather skeptical, over time.
And this can happen after a few bad breakups, and so you begin to protect yourself from getting hurt.
And so it is possible, that you are protecting yourself right from the beginning, by not allowing ourself to get emotionally close to any new man in your life.
And it could be for the fear, that history might repeat it self over and over again.
And it can become a pattern of behaviour, when we greatly fear that a new relationship might fail - like the others.
And it is an AWFUL feeling, and it definitely can get in the way of really getting to know someone well, and making that emotional connection, that makes people feel really close to each other.
And so what you might be doing, without even realizing it, is to keep a certain emotional distance from guys.
You might let them in so far, and then you put your guard up.
It is a way of self preservation.
And so what happens then, is that guys feel shut out, and so they begin to withdraw.
As they see it as you not being all that interested.
And it can be a difficult pattern to break out of, no doubt.
Not impossible though.
It is simply a matter of letting guys get to know a little bit more about you (bit by bit) - but over time, perhaps several weeks or months - and at the same time, letting them see you ARE genuinely interested in them, which gives them some encouragement to keep on asking you out.
It really comes down to taking a leap of faith.
And at some point in time, well all need to do that.
Otherwise, we could end up living a very lonely life.
And I am sure that is NOT what you want.
There comes a time, where when you really like or love someone, you DO need to allow them to get to know you a little more, and to start trusting them.
And TRUST is so important in ALL relationships.
A relationship simply CANNOT survive without there being a mutual healthy trust between two people.
It is IMPERATIVE, and there is no subsitute for trust.
It really is the foundation of a great relationship.
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reader, anonymous, writes (6 July 2013): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionHi Dorothy Dix,
I sincerely appreciate your comments.
I could not disagree with you even a bit because your points does makes sense.
How I wish I could just change my way of thinking about men just like that and love like the first time again.
However, every time I am about to trust them, there would be unexpected twist of fate that will prove me right to say No to them and I am right about what i thought they are.
If there is an award for most rotten judgement about men, I would probably get nominated and MIGHT WIN it.
I hate jerks, but there are times that I know I am acting like a jerk myself to men. I know I should change, because one day, I might meet my match that would make me cry.
Hopefully I wont have to meet him because I can't afford wasting my time. But thank you for reading my "Funny Common Lies From jerks".
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reader, Dorothy Dix +, writes (6 July 2013):
Hi there. Yes, there are a few guys in the world who tell these lies to women and actually act as though they believe the lie themselves!
I suppose they have had lots of practise to make it perfect and convincible.
But it is not always a good thing to start automatically doubting a new man in your life, unless he is doing other things to cause you doubt.
Things like:-
(1) Not treating you with dignity and respect.
(2) Not turning up, when you had already organised it days earlier - and not calling to say why.
(3) Breaking a date with you at the last minute - with some very weak excuse, as to why.
(4) Hiding his mobile phone from your view, or hiding it in the car, so you can't check it when he's out of the room.
(5) He is on the phone, and you walk through the door and he suddenly ends the call, and then looks very awkward - like he was doing something he shouldn't be doing.
I mean, they are all so very obvious, aren't they?
Nevertheless, in the absence of any of these types of beahviour, it is wise to trust a man completely, UNLESS he ever gives you a reason not to.
And acting like you feel suspicious of him, could make him even more likely to do the wrong thing.
And so it can be a double edged sword, if you are not careful.
And so there needs to be a happy medium, when it comes to trusting a new man in your life.
And that DOES take some time.
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