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writes:My 'lover' says that his friends wife always knew if he'd been faithful when away on business, as his testicles would be 'high' (indicating abstinence) - I've never heard of this, is it true ... ?
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reader, anonymous, writes (1 December 2007): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionUncle Phil, I did say that it was just that (!) but my reply was edited to read 'rubbish!' How come you're allowed humour and dry wit, but I'm not ... ?? !!!!! Nevermind, I have my answer!
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reader, anonymous, writes (30 November 2007): It's completey false. AND, a rather dumb idea.
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reader, anonymous, writes (30 November 2007): One could say that it's just a load of Bo***cks!
Phil
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reader, anonymous, writes (30 November 2007): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionThanks for that all of you - confirmed my suspicions (not that he had NECESSARILY been cheating on her !!! - but that the statement was in fact just rubbish!)
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reader, anonymous, writes (30 November 2007): I havent heard of this one, but if my bloke had been misbehaving while away, and i know 100% that he wouldnt then his bits would certainly be high when he got back. I would kick them to the top of his head!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take care
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reader, SamuraiRick  +, writes (30 November 2007):
 This sounds like total BS to me!
Doc Phil is right, its temperature that controls how high the testicles are riding. He could probably get away with banging some chick the night before and just before "balls-inspection" time he could rub an ice cube on them for the abstinence effect.
"Look, honey, my balls are shrunk! I haven't been cheating on you!"....She inspects his balls and puts them away...Whew! Good thing she didn't notice the bite marks!
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reader, eddie  +, writes (30 November 2007):
 I think his testicles might have been high because he was in fear. This way it would give his wife less to grab on to while she was twisting them.....
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reader, anonymous, writes (30 November 2007): No thats rubbish. Uncle phil is absolutely right, the movement of the testicles is wholely about keeping sperm at its optimum temperature (thats why they are outside the body rather than in). The scrotum retracts when they require heat and relaxes when they need to cool down. Im afraid your friend was completely mislead by thinking her technique worked.
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reader, chlez83  +, writes (30 November 2007):
Not true at all.Testicles change positions due to temperature and moisture from underwear.That method is totally unreliable and may really mislead you if you try it and end up accusing your lover of false things because of nature playing on his testis.You'd have to use other methods e.g private inv,bugging his clothes and underwear e.t.c. But why go to such extremes?
Take care.
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reader, anonymous, writes (30 November 2007): No. As far as I know, the raising and lowering process is all to do with temperature control. The idea being that if they need cooling off they'll drop to get a bit more air circulation and if they need warming up they'll be pulled up. It's all to do with preserving the little taddies. Obviously, tight underpants interfere with the process.
Phil
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