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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

hopeful

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 14:21 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tigerceltic_tiger, posted over a year ago

Depressed :(

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 14:31 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

CT, for you: http://www.despair.com/despair.html

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 14:46 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tigerceltic_tiger, posted over a year ago

Thanks Tis lol, that made me smile :)

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 15:1 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

disappointed

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 18:45 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

shocked

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 19:39 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Can new people play?

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 19:50 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Welcome to the human race! When did you become a person??? Congrats!!! :D

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 20:3 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

And any people, new or old, may play in our silly forum games.

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 20:4 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Thank you Ms Tisha-1. I've been lurking around anonymously for a few weeks, but only opened an account yesterday.

My word is disillusioned.

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 20:15 (London time) - permalink
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C. GrantC. Grant, posted over a year ago

Tired.

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 20:19 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Having a great day, so I have to say I'm feeling quite...

perky and peppy

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 20:40 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

ooops..that was 2 words...oh well! :)

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 21:0 (London time) - permalink
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misfitschik66misfitschik66, posted over a year ago

exhausted XP

Posted on 22 September 2010 @ 22:31 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Hungover

Posted on 23 September 2010 @ 8:54 (London time) - permalink
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MiamineMiamine, posted over a year ago

Giggling... is that a feeling... but that's how I feel.. :)

Posted on 23 September 2010 @ 11:58 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

gelatinous

Posted on 23 September 2010 @ 13:49 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Despondent.

Posted on 24 September 2010 @ 2:55 (London time) - permalink
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C. GrantC. Grant, posted over a year ago

Stuffed.

Hey Strontium, talk to us -- "despondent" can sometimes be helped with a bit of judicious venting.

Posted on 24 September 2010 @ 6:32 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

slouchy

Posted on 24 September 2010 @ 12:38 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

hungry

Posted on 24 September 2010 @ 18:15 (London time) - permalink
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IchikoIchiko, posted over a year ago

Im also 'Hungry' I forgot to eat all day! How did this happen! Stomach pains are now keeping me awake....

Posted on 25 September 2010 @ 2:15 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

grateful...to my kid for cooking me supper, the 2nd night in a row!! lol

Posted on 25 September 2010 @ 2:48 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Content

Posted on 25 September 2010 @ 13:38 (London time) - permalink
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MiamineMiamine, posted over a year ago

Pizzafied.. :) yum, yum

Posted on 25 September 2010 @ 14:38 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Happy! After working 99 hours the last 7 days, (3 24s, 6.5 extra, and 11 hours on my 2nd job) I have 48 hours at home with my wife and kiddies! Pure bliss!

Posted on 25 September 2010 @ 15:3 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

determined :)

Posted on 25 September 2010 @ 22:39 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

peaceful :)

Posted on 26 September 2010 @ 1:2 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

quiet

Posted on 26 September 2010 @ 19:40 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tigerceltic_tiger, posted over a year ago

cold! brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted on 26 September 2010 @ 19:58 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

happy! We are celebrating a milestone birthday, today...at my house. I even went out and bought a DQ ice cream cake...yummy

Posted on 26 September 2010 @ 20:19 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

challenged! The road less traveled beckons...

Posted on 26 September 2010 @ 23:51 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tigerceltic_tiger, posted over a year ago

Ive read that book, turned me into a nurotic mess. If you have any issues I really suggest you give it a wide berth because it made me even more messed up than I was already!

Posted on 27 September 2010 @ 0:33 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

No, not the book. The quote just suited how I feel. I was thinking how doing the right thing isn't always easy. I've been struggling to do it anyway. It's a challenge, but one I think I can meet. :)

Posted on 27 September 2010 @ 1:24 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

strong

Posted on 27 September 2010 @ 19:23 (London time) - permalink
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misfitschik66misfitschik66, posted over a year ago

still exhasuted :D

Posted on 28 September 2010 @ 4:39 (London time) - permalink
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misfitschik66misfitschik66, posted over a year ago

exhausted..hahahaha

Posted on 28 September 2010 @ 4:39 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

peaceful

Posted on 28 September 2010 @ 13:44 (London time) - permalink
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TenaciousTenacious, posted over a year ago

stubborn

Posted on 28 September 2010 @ 17:36 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Happy but tired! (sorry two words I know!)

Posted on 28 September 2010 @ 18:3 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tigerceltic_tiger, posted over a year ago

Confused :(

Posted on 28 September 2010 @ 20:43 (London time) - permalink
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MyauMyau, posted over a year ago

I like you better happy celtic

How about a meowing contest?

im feeling hungry

Posted on 29 September 2010 @ 8:38 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

curious....(sounds better than nosey doesnt it) ;)

Posted on 29 September 2010 @ 23:56 (London time) - permalink
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YosYos, posted over a year ago

Pissed

(dealing with lawyers)

Posted on 30 September 2010 @ 13:32 (London time) - permalink
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sinkorswimsinkorswim, posted over a year ago

Happy!

Day off spent with handsome man x

Posted on 30 September 2010 @ 16:31 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

amused

http://aboutfoursquare.com/poor-decisions/

Posted on 30 September 2010 @ 22:45 (London time) - permalink
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$izZle$izZle, posted over a year ago

sleepy...

Posted on 30 September 2010 @ 23:11 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

ditto...night one and all. :)

Posted on 1 October 2010 @ 6:5 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

aqueous

I'm DONE with the rain, thank you veddy much

Posted on 1 October 2010 @ 15:22 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

We got over 22 inches of rain since Monday! soggy

Posted on 1 October 2010 @ 19:52 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Grateful...

"Stepping lightly here amidst the crunching leaves of Autumn"

Bright sunny day here. Love this time of year!

Posted on 1 October 2010 @ 23:21 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Shivery!!! (is that a word?)

brrr...the sun is shining but its COLD this morning! :)

Posted on 4 October 2010 @ 14:21 (London time) - permalink
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C. GrantC. Grant, posted over a year ago

Did you mean "frigid"? ;)

Posted on 5 October 2010 @ 1:39 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

hahahaha...tired. Or as they say around here.....tard. :)

Posted on 5 October 2010 @ 6:31 (London time) - permalink
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MiamineMiamine, posted over a year ago

Determined.. anyone know how to get rid of "net nanny"?

Posted on 5 October 2010 @ 12:56 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

mia honey, if I ever had a nanny of any kind I would not being trying to get rid of it. Hahaha (j/k) I wish I could help you out with that, sorry, I'm no help with net issues. My mood is ...slappy. (sleepy and happy) :)

Posted on 6 October 2010 @ 5:18 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Relaxed

Posted on 6 October 2010 @ 14:6 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

tired...got to get more sleep!

Miamine, did you get rid of net nanny? If not, here's a link to check out:

http://www.ehow.com/how_5663981_rid-net-nanny.html

Posted on 6 October 2010 @ 18:48 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

zzzzzzzzzz

Posted on 8 October 2010 @ 4:20 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

happy (it's Friday!)

Posted on 8 October 2010 @ 12:1 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

peaceful...("and ditto on the happy its Friday!")

Posted on 8 October 2010 @ 13:39 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Captivated...

I just watched Pride and Prejudice.It was just...so romantic. I loved Mr. Darcy...Sappy happy sigh... :)

Posted on 10 October 2010 @ 22:17 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Happy, Cheerful and Determined!

(Sorry I don't care that it was three! I'm in too much of a good mood:-))

Posted on 10 October 2010 @ 22:57 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Frustrated.

I'm hoping the Apple Genius Bar will change this mood!

Posted on 11 October 2010 @ 13:34 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Even more determined! :-)

Hope you're less frustrated now Tisha! Apple Genius Bar is a truly wonderful thing :-)

Posted on 11 October 2010 @ 16:42 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Still frustrated. The guy had never seen my problem before. I'm going to have to get more help. Sigh.

Posted on 11 October 2010 @ 19:47 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Tisha, do you think that it could be all all of that coffee spewed on your computer? hehehehe

Posted on 11 October 2010 @ 20:33 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I hate it when stuff like that happens, so frustrating. It will get sorted tho, keep positive! :-)

My word is sleepy - time to go to bed. I've had a few late nights recently...oops!

Posted on 11 October 2010 @ 22:9 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

tired...wondering why I'm awake at 4am....driving my son 2 hours to the closest bus station. So he can go see his gf for her bd. I can't abide the girl, but I love my son...

Posted on 13 October 2010 @ 10:16 (London time) - permalink
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MiamineMiamine, posted over a year ago

Thanks Irish for help.. think net nanny is sorted now.. :)

Tired and contained for good reason

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Fatigued. As in after a good workout!

Posted on 13 October 2010 @ 19:38 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Energetic...just starting out for my big walk of the day, Tisha! lol I imagine I will feel fatiqued, and then some (half dead, maybe?), when I get back!

Miamine..glad you got that all sorted out!:)

Posted on 13 October 2010 @ 20:52 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Content.

I'm going to cross my fingers when I say this...but things are going very well at the moment :-) I'm finally getting somewhere!

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

STRONG.

Posted on 19 October 2010 @ 22:49 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

snotty...bad head cold

Posted on 20 October 2010 @ 15:6 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

A head cold for several years? hehe

Feisty.

Posted on 21 October 2010 @ 13:43 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Hey Feisty, see if you can use that "lurking sperm" on an answer today.

Posted on 21 October 2010 @ 18:18 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

If I say I'm feeling dyslexic, can I use "spurking lerm" instead? :D

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?

A: National Dyslexic Association.

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C. GrantC. Grant, posted over a year ago

Reminds me of the dyslexic agnostic insomniac. He used to lay awake at night and wonder if there was a dog.

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who couldn't have sex?

They kept trying to do 96.

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

EYES!!!! Haven't you been warned about giving keyboard alerts!!! There are KEYBOARDS at RISK HERE!!!

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

You started it

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Didja hear about the dyslexic with Tourette's syndrome?

He goes around yelling "This! This! This!"

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Dyslexic mouse joke Weird Web Sites - Dyslexic Joke Collection

Return to Weird Websites

Did you hear about the dyslexic mouse that went to the Countryside Rave? He saw a beautiful young thing across the dance floor and it was VOLE at first sight!

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

pays to advertise

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

A dyslexic nurse

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her togive a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.He nearly died on us!" The second doctor said,"That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her togive a patient an enema every 24 hours. She triedto give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearlyexploded!"Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream fromdown the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"

Okay I'm done

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

I'm sure Mr. Smith will thank you...

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

You mean Mr. Thims?

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Sey! staht eht eno I tnaem!

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I hotugt so tub sujt swatn' usre.

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

im os dlag oesmoen sele psekas gibrbishe

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

rthoe nhat legnitasuo, gibrbishe si ym didmel mane.

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

amy i clal oyu 'GiGi'? insce oyu ahve wot didmel manes? legnitasuo adn gibrbishe? M'i usre oyu adn elsiel narco ahve os humc ni mocnom?

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Hse acnsed cuhm tebtre htna em ubt ew tbho vahe gels!

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

'She's got legs...

and knows how to use 'em....'

ZZ Top.

Sroyo, potzz.

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

you got me on Sroyo

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

oops! sroyr. That should eb ebrtte.

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

apology accepted, ym ehad rutsh

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Ouy wot aer geibn dirucisoul. Hits si a resoisu ties. Mose fo su vahe eral roplbmes. Uyo hsuodl eb rtynig ot hepl em.

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Okay, okay, OKAY. Sheesh. :D

[with apologies to anyone who might have been offended by ANY of our many many joke threads here]

It is pretty amazing the power of our brains, isn't it? We know what the other was writing, even though the letters had been rearranged. Maybe we can do some riddles?

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Dog can run 50 miles a day... How far can he run into a 120 square mile in 2 days?

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C. GrantC. Grant, posted over a year ago

He can run circles around it. 120 sq.mi. is a bit under 11 miles on a side. Quite the dog you have -- mine's good for maybe 100 yards. ;)

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Lol...about half way. After that he is running out of the forest! :)

How do you spell eighty with two letters?

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

BO?

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

A-T :) .someone else's turn!

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

How do you make 7 even?

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Add 1?

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Steal the "L" from the sign?

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

close Tish, remove the "s"

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

DUH. It was right there in front of my eyes. Guess they weren't WIDE OPEN, ha.

Inkypinkydinky. How do you spell that in four letters?

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If you break me, I do not stop working, If you touch me, I may be snared, If you lose me, nothing will matter.

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

T-H-A-T :)

Vintage, is yours a person's word?

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, posted over a year ago

Nope try again

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

A heart?

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, posted over a year ago

Yes you got it.

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

e

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Correctamundo Birdy

The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE

Your turn

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

That's all I got... I'm still on my first coffee and me brain hasn't kicked in...

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

mmmmmm......

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

How can a man die of dehydration, all the while living in his own home?

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Haha...his wife left him?

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Yes, and he sat on his bum. lol!

Nope. Guess again.

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

No running water in the cave? Forgot to pay the water bill? I'm stumped, fhis is a hard one! Where's Eyes When ya need 'er? :)

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

I'll give you a clue...

We need Phil for this one...

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Is it he's on a boat at sea and he's run out of water?

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

He lives in an igloo and all the water around him is frozen?

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Yea, it has to have something to do with a boat and salt water....

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

He can't DIE and STILL be living can he?

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Sorry - I was offline -

Vintage got it.

His home was a houseboat and he was out at sea; ran out of fresh water and died of dehydration.

Take it away, Vintage....

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When you said we need Phil for this one, then it had to be about boats or rum! :)

I go in dry and come out wet, The longer I'm in, the stronger I get. What am I?

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I know I know...a PENIS !!!!

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ERM...... Nope try again

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Couldn't be a penis. They don't stay strong in there indefinitely.....

Something food related?

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

okay if it isn't a penis on viagra then it's coffee

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Well, I don't think I would want it getting stronger indefinitely! Although might be fun once in a while. :)

Yes Tisha it is something food related.

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I know I know!!

Is it a tea bag??!?!?

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Eyes close but no cigar, try again

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sofiamorgan's you got it. I hate strong tea ick. Your turn :)

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Yay :-)

Here's the next one....

What five letter word has six left after you take two letters away?

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

sixty

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

or a penis

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OK Eyes,

Put the penis down

and step away

from the penis.

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Yep Eyes spot on...although I do agree with Vintage...step away from the penis...

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

How many blocks of stone did it take to complete one of the pyramids?

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I gotta go so here's the answer:

Just one...the LAST one

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Oh, I missed a lot! Here's the next one, since Eyes needs her 20 hours of beauty sleep.

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Friday's the name of his horse.

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Possibly horse isn't the right way to go considering the last of the threads on this column!

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Ummm........

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Heehee! You got it! Your turn!

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

In a stable there are men and horses. In all, there are 22 heads and 72 feet. How many men and how many horses are in the stable?

It's boring. But it's about horses.

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Its not simple math...hint please?

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Are we supposed to count the heads on the penises?

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

If you need help counting...I am a good counter...;)

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

I get 8 men and 14 horses. But do horses have feet?

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MiamineMiamine, posted over a year ago

If it's about horses, then what happened to the men with the penises?

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

22 penissessess

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Here's a simple math question. If a horse has four legs, and you take away four legs but he's still standing, what is he standing on?

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Either his principles or saw horses?

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MiamineMiamine, posted over a year ago

hehehehe.. there she goes again.. "tooquicktobecaughtTisha"... lol

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

She's a slippery little sucker ain't she!

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Slippery as a greased eel....

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

What's the answer Sdog?

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Since the dog ain't talking...

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

The color profile would indicate a watermelon.

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Right on, I'm bringing right on back along with the high 5

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It's urgh... yeah, his penis.

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MiamineMiamine, posted over a year ago

It has babies, so it's not a penis...mmmm.. maybe a vulva

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

wouldn't be more like balancing on his penis than standing on his penis, of course they do say standing on one's head but then sometimes they do say balancing on one's heard too...maybe I'm over thinking this

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

You Got It TIsha - Sorry I forgot I had posted - lol! 8 men and 14 horses!

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

A Russian, a Pole and a Czech go hunting together in the woods. They come across a Mother bear and her cub, and the Father bear is nearby as well. All three men turn and run away when the male and female adult bears start to charge them; and then, suddenly, all is quiet! Only the Polish hunter and the Russian hunter are left; and they realize that the bears have killed their companion. They turn and stalk the two adult bears. They argue about which one to shoot. Both agree that the Mother bear probably killed their friend; but at the last second - The Russian turns and shoots the Father bear. Why?

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Hey, that's not one word...

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C. GrantC. Grant, posted over a year ago

Because the Czech is in the male.

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Oh uh huh... He is too! I recognize the picture! ;)

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it never knows that he's using it. What is it?

I'm sure he's even better looking than Cary, especially since Cary's kicked the bucket years ago....

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

oh and DL... you are on the wrong thread deary.

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

My bad eyes.... Thats what happens when I pop in for a look while shopping with my grands!!! I'm too old for this, sorry luv! :)

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C. GrantC. Grant, posted over a year ago

A coffin.

And yes, you're right, in RL I would think it's a safe bet that I do look better than the remains of the dear departed Mr. Leach.

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Hey handsome, your turn.

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C. GrantC. Grant, posted over a year ago

What goes black/white, black/white,black/white, black/white,black/white, black/white,black/white, black/white,black/white, black/white,black/white, black/white.

Posted on 3 November 2010 @ 15:26 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

A nun fall down the stairs?

Posted on 3 November 2010 @ 15:35 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

That's falling down the stairs

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C. GrantC. Grant, posted over a year ago

Correct.

Posted on 3 November 2010 @ 16:19 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

If the sun is rose what color is the wind?

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eyeswideopeneyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

the wind is blew

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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Yep, sun rose and wind blue...

Posted on 3 November 2010 @ 20:32 (London time) - permalink
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wolfred banewolfred bane, posted over a year ago

why do i get the feeling u 3 are the only people playing?can i join

Posted on 12 November 2010 @ 7:14 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Sure...:) jump in with both feet!

Posted on 12 November 2010 @ 7:48 (London time) - permalink
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