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Hi folks. This is great. I'm looking forward to reading the postings on this site.

Posted on 25 March 2006 @ 23:0 (London time) - permalink
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Hello everyone.....

Posted on 26 March 2006 @ 23:0 (London time) - permalink
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i like pie....

Posted on 27 March 2006 @ 0:3 (London time) - permalink
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Mmmm....yes i love pie to......apple....cherry and steak and kidney,is that why you call yourself sweetie pie?

Posted on 27 March 2006 @ 14:59 (London time) - permalink
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Maybe this topic could be for anything that is not relationship linked, people could need advice on bereavment, child issues, loosing or finding a job, problems with school or exams. There are lots of issues that I would like to have talked over with someone or got someones elses perspective on that is not about my love life. Does anyone else feel the same or would that just be too heavy.

Posted on 28 March 2006 @ 8:52 (London time) - permalink
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Maybe it could just be were we go to moan about something or ask practical advice on things like how to remove a stain on a carpet, as aposed to how to remove a man from your bed!! I meant to say forum not topic before oops!!

Posted on 28 March 2006 @ 8:56 (London time) - permalink
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I love pie but pie does not love me!!!

Posted on 28 March 2006 @ 8:56 (London time) - permalink
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I love pie but pie does not love me!!!

Posted on 28 March 2006 @ 8:56 (London time) - permalink
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I agree smeedle....it would be nice to have a slot where we can ave light conversation but also some serious stuff...a bit of everything i guess.

Posted on 28 March 2006 @ 9:52 (London time) - permalink
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I agree to, nice to have general converstaion about general life.... Its not to heavy at all. How can you say that after some of the questions that have been posted on DearCupid!?!? hehehe

Posted on 28 March 2006 @ 10:5 (London time) - permalink
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So Smeedle....HOW do you remove a man from your bed? lol Kidding of course, but I just had to ask. Your comment made me chuckle. Thanks for the smile. :)

Posted on 29 March 2006 @ 4:2 (London time) - permalink
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Drink loads of red wine, then either snore loudly (my preffered option) or puke up on his side of the bed (yuck!!) I must admit I do love the whole bed to myself and as my bed is 6.6ft by 6ft (humongus)I just hate sharing it, well that is after any action that i may be lucky enough to have on offer in it!!

Posted on 29 March 2006 @ 9:8 (London time) - permalink
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Another great way to kick a man out of your bed is to get a cat, especially one that he hates, and even better one that sleeps on the bed when he is alergic to them!! My cats are very well trained!!

Posted on 29 March 2006 @ 23:13 (London time) - permalink
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Eat cheese and onion crisps, make crumbs and fart a lot. Alternatively move house and dont tell him.....what am I going on about?

Posted on 30 March 2006 @ 14:27 (London time) - permalink
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I just cannot beat that one, is it one of your favourite methods?

Posted on 30 March 2006 @ 21:33 (London time) - permalink
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One could always say to him... you want to marry him and have his babies?? :) That should make him vacate your bed and your life...rather quickly! (lol)

Posted on 30 March 2006 @ 21:55 (London time) - permalink
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Ha ha ha, yes that would definatly do it, the old commitment trick, you naughty girl!! hundreds of women who are not happy with there fellas will this weekend be telling there useless partners that they want babies and to get married, this could make the front page of the sunday sport!!!

Posted on 31 March 2006 @ 7:9 (London time) - permalink
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That one doesn't work with me!!!! He just says O.K we better start practicing how to make babies!! and then starts making moves on me!!! From my experience there's one sure fire to send a man running and thats to say Honey Can we talk about our feelings please I feel as though........ (opps too late he's already gone!)

Posted on 31 March 2006 @ 13:25 (London time) - permalink
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Sexybum you know far too much about the workings of a man`s mind. Maybe Martini or Dazerg could enlighten us from a male perspective!!

Posted on 1 April 2006 @ 9:49 (London time) - permalink
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Why do you women always want to get us out of you beds? You're sooo hard to figure out!!

Posted on 1 April 2006 @ 18:3 (London time) - permalink
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Good morning eddie, well it is because most men snore and this causes women to have less sleep than they need, and lets face it with all the housework and kids rearing etc that we have to do "little womens duties!!" lol we really do need that sleep. Now it has been my experience that men have sex and then fall instantly to sleep (snore, snore, hiss and snore) Women on the other hand are gazing lovingly at there sleeping man still full of the passion of the love making and wanting to get all cuddly and talk and enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling. Well what in reality you get is a bloke snoring so loudly and contentedly, taking up most if not all of the bed and so fast asleep that you just cannot move them, so you lie there awake and feeling let down, the noise gets to you so much that a pillow over there face is becoming an option, sleep deprevation is an awful thing!!lol and im sure you would get time off for diminished responsibility on this ground if ever you did do the dastedly deed and found yourself in the dock. So Eddie what are your thoughts, bet you are one of those men I have spent my life looking for, the one that stays awake after sex, and does not snore!! where are you eddie if you are that man. lol

Posted on 2 April 2006 @ 9:28 (London time) - permalink
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But then if a bloke stayed awake wanting tio talk they would just annoy us as we would be trying to get to sleep.

Posted on 3 April 2006 @ 9:46 (London time) - permalink
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Give up men you cannot win :-)

Posted on 3 April 2006 @ 15:8 (London time) - permalink
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get your own bed!!?? hehehhee

Posted on 3 April 2006 @ 15:27 (London time) - permalink
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I must admit that the older I get the more attractive seperate beds are, when I was young (in the time when dinosaurs walked the earth) I used to puzzle over why old (in there 40`s) people had seperate beds, now the mist has cleared and all has become clear.

Posted on 4 April 2006 @ 8:51 (London time) - permalink
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I just thought I would post this. Last night I had my partner man thing sleep at my house for the first time in a long time! He spat he snored he grunted he b****y hissed and thrashed about like a fish that had been pulled out of the water. I got about 3 hours sleep! I tried topping and tailing (didn't work) I went and slept on the sofa (hamster in sitting room woke up) I thought back to this thread, and didn't knwo whether to laugh or cry! That was my first real experience of the bloke that snores, grunts, hisses etc. and I think its pretty intense!!!!!!!!!! Smeedle I can now thoughly understand your anger, I mean are you supposed to call your boss and say sorry I can't come in he snored all night!!!! No I didn't think so! AAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 4 April 2006 @ 9:33 (London time) - permalink
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Ha Ha Sexybum welcome to my world, if your boss is a woman she may understand but if it is a bloke then dream on (oops sorry no dreaming going on for you last night!!) Will you be spending many more sleepless nights with the partner man thing or was the hampster better company!! (bet the hamster was pissed at you waking him up)!!

Posted on 4 April 2006 @ 22:11 (London time) - permalink
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To answer ur question shania no i didn't call myself sweetie pie cause i like pie i just like the sound of when u say pie{weird i no but get used to it lol!}.For an example instead of saying hi say pie the person u said pie to will think you said hi and say hi back.PS i love pie so much i wrote it on my shirt and my shoes!And in case you're wondering right now no i am do not have a mental illness.I'm just weird......

Posted on 5 April 2006 @ 0:46 (London time) - permalink
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Well Smeedle. I don't fall asleep THAT fast. That's not a big issue at our house. If you want to see someone fall asleep fast, watch my wife when I'm working 3pm to 11pm. I think she nods off in two seconds flat, just as soon as she sees the headlights of my car turn into the driveway. I'll bet she dashes upstairs, from the livingroom, aas quick as lightning. We've been married 20 years, two teenagers etc. It's hard to get a minute alone. Actually, I ll have a week alone as of today. I'm taking her to the airport in a few minutes. Her grandmother died in Puerto Rico yesterday and she's off to the funeral. That's just a little unimportant information. I have to say though, men and women seem to be on different pages sexually. At least from what I've experienced. Let me say tha again. Different pages wouldn't be too bad. I think we're actually reading different books !!!!!LOL

Posted on 5 April 2006 @ 8:55 (London time) - permalink
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Good morning to you Eddie, and thanks for the insight into your life, I knew you were not a steriotypical bloke so you not falling asleep straight after sex is no surprise to me and I bet it is a joy to your wife as she can fall asleep first and not have to listen to the snoring (you do snore dont you?)lol I agree with you that men and women are on different pages and i agree it usually is a different book, my book is a horror story!! laughed at what you said about wife falling instantly to sleep when you come in from work, i used to do just that!! Right talking off work, hi ho hi ho its off to work i go!!

Posted on 6 April 2006 @ 7:35 (London time) - permalink
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Smeedle what's the trick to being so upbeat???

Posted on 6 April 2006 @ 15:41 (London time) - permalink
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A positive, happy attitude is the trick or...perhaps, a nice bottle of navy rum? lol Of course, I'm kidding but it's a fun thought.

Posted on 6 April 2006 @ 19:2 (London time) - permalink
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Yeah I agree with you Irish, or you could try Whisky, or bicardi, or wine, or sambucca,........Not that I drink a lot! ;-) LOL!

Posted on 7 April 2006 @ 15:28 (London time) - permalink
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Ohhh or Jack Daniels! Nothing compares!!!

Posted on 7 April 2006 @ 15:29 (London time) - permalink
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hehehhee

Posted on 7 April 2006 @ 15:29 (London time) - permalink
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Uh-oh! Alki alert....... lol :-)

Posted on 7 April 2006 @ 19:57 (London time) - permalink
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you ?! hic.. (heh heh)

Posted on 7 April 2006 @ 20:59 (London time) - permalink
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Nohtign worng wiht alochol...I dirnk it all hte tmie adn it dosetn affetc me at all ;)

Posted on 8 April 2006 @ 13:42 (London time) - permalink
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Ha! Good one, Prunella!

Posted on 8 April 2006 @ 16:50 (London time) - permalink
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lol x

Posted on 9 April 2006 @ 10:33 (London time) - permalink
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hehehe

Posted on 9 April 2006 @ 13:16 (London time) - permalink
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Here's a question for the female aunties, as opposed to the male aunties. I'm asking this in regard to a question I answered. What do women consider to be a normal amount of time for intercourse? How many minutes? Just the intercourse part, not foreplay. I'm sure men feel they need to perform like some guy in a porno movie but this is not realistic. Men tend to think the longer the better but I have a feeling this isn't always true or desired by the female.

Posted on 9 April 2006 @ 15:51 (London time) - permalink
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I'll be honest, I dont have a normal amount of time. Sometimes it's fun if it lasts all night and others a quickie (as it were) will suffice.......

Posted on 9 April 2006 @ 17:24 (London time) - permalink
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willywombat, you are obviously younger or fitter than me, im usually wishing it was all over so I can get to sleep!! the days of all night sex are but a distant memory and getting more and more distant. To answer your question eddie, it depends on who im having sex with or if im making looove! Sex lasts about 5 mins but feels like 50 and love lasts until I am satisfied and my partner is also satisfied and this may take some time due to changing positions or a little fantasy stuff if you get my drift. Once had sex with a bloke and put on a pan of stew before we started and the bloody thing had still not come to the boil by the time we finished, the sex was also definatly "off the boil" so that relationship did not last long, why do you want to know,do you think you may not be giving your lady her full quota??

Posted on 9 April 2006 @ 19:33 (London time) - permalink
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Just dont get it often enough, so when I do I like it last....lolx

Posted on 9 April 2006 @ 21:46 (London time) - permalink
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I was just wondering about a response I gave to someone from April 9...I don't want our sex just to be oral...or something like that. As for me, I think I'm doing OK. My wife is away for a week so nobody is getting the benefit of my affection right now.

Posted on 9 April 2006 @ 22:23 (London time) - permalink
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You want to be careful eddie, that comment could be taken as an invitation!! (do you think they would let a kangaroo on a plane!!)

Posted on 12 April 2006 @ 18:22 (London time) - permalink
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Eating cheese and oniion crisps and farting a lot would probably turn my man on! Hmmmmmmm. you might be on to something.......

Posted on 12 April 2006 @ 21:27 (London time) - permalink
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Oh my, beenthere! That is hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle, dear.

Posted on 12 April 2006 @ 23:6 (London time) - permalink
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I had to re reister as eddie1. What happened ???????? Smeedle, that would be a long flight and probably a bit of a let down.

Posted on 13 April 2006 @ 16:9 (London time) - permalink
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Eddie!! Not a very nice thing to say about yourself!!!

Posted on 13 April 2006 @ 16:18 (London time) - permalink
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I'm just kidding. By the way, I'm back as eddie. Not Eddie1. Sexybum. That's an interesting name. Are you from the the UK?

Posted on 14 April 2006 @ 15:57 (London time) - permalink
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Yeah I live in the South Eat, near London, where are you from?

Posted on 18 April 2006 @ 13:21 (London time) - permalink
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Hey, what happened everyone??? Where did you all go, just as I was getting interested...I didn't fart, snore or fall to sleep!!! And here I am - DESERTED!!!...(lol)

Posted on 8 July 2006 @ 12:54 (London time) - permalink
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