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Would I be able to satisfy two girls in parallel? Can it be done at all, or is it an urban legend?

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Question - (23 September 2008) 3 Answers - (Newest, 23 September 2008)
A male United States age 41-50, *ickrick writes:

My chiropractor is in love with me though I look a bit like her brother. She is very hot and I would love to get it going with her. my girlfriend is the only obstacle between me and ultimate happiness. Don't want to lose her, but want to taste some of this fresh and exciting honey.

What do I do? would I be able to satisfy 2 girls in parallel? can it be done at all, or is it an urban legend?

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A reader, anonymous, writes (23 September 2008):

Dump your girlfriend and ask your chiropractor out.

If she is a decent human being with professional codes of conduct she will politely show you the door and suggest you see another, probably male chiropractor. (my parents are sports massage therapists, they have chiropractor friends, this is the protocol in situations like this.) If she isnt a descent person who cares about her career, and she wants to have sex with you, she will, then she will be struck off the register of chiropractors for misconduct and will have to get a new career.

so either way, your girlfriend will be free to find a nice loving man who cares for her, and live happily ever after without you - and you can "taste your new honey" as you put it, just dont try to keep them both!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (23 September 2008):

Hello rickrick,

I think you are crazy, your girlfriend really needs to go out with somebody nicer than you. You present as aged 26-29, and currently living in the USA. Why do I get a strong feeling that I'm actually talking to a little 10year old child. You've got too much time on your hands, and you are a seriously arrogant little boy.

"My girlfriend is the only obstacle between me and ultimate happiness"

Nope babes, there are many obstacles to your fantasy, firstly the chiropractor doesn't want to have sex with you, she's just doing her job. Secondly your girlfriend isn't an obstacle, she's supposed to be the woman you love. Thirdly, you are very repulsive and selfish. I don't think you even have a girlfriend, I think your making this all up. Go and finish your homework, and when you've finished clean up your room and throw the porn away cause it's made you insane.....

Stupid little boy..

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (23 September 2008):

Are you really in love with your g/f? Just wonder why you feel the need to cheat on her, to cause her pain when she finds out (which she will)

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