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writes: Hey! Welcome to Unprotected-Sex. More and more tourists visit Unprotected-Sex every year, and we're sure there'll be more!While you're stopping, why not relax with the guy you met just a few minutes ago over a few vodkas at Cinema Syphilis? And what's better to wind down than taking a short break at Chlamydia Cafe. Plenty other delightful attractions that come along with your holiday package are AIDS, herpes and gonorrhea! We bet you can't wait!Why not stay just a little longer? You could even leave with better than a t-shirt, a new member of your family! Yes, YOU, could be leaving here with a gorgeous little baby girl or boy. And what's even better, it'll be just the two of you, coz you won't have a clue where their dad's gone. Awesome!And while your basking in the glory of being used for the night, we know you'll pay another visit. After all, the fun never stops!
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reader, anonymous, writes (19 June 2008): Thanks Dr Vendetta, now that's my favourite film. Watch it people and learn the lessons well... you too may be at danger from overacting and hysteria to if you watch too many hollywood films.
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reader, Dr Vendetta  +, writes (30 May 2008):
 Ladies ans Gentalmen.
i give you the Real deal..
Reefer Madness (1936), Know your drug Fiend
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6696582420128930236
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 May 2008): There's a remake of 'What lies beneath' out at the cinema too... but some people just don't seem to know, which means there partners must see the film with them!
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reader, Tisha-1  +, writes (22 May 2008):
 I'm a big fan of "Gullible's Travels" at the cinema which includes the cast members who believe that eye drops prevent pregnancy and that someone is infertile only because no one he's slept with ever got pregnant. Cast of thousands...
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reader, Susan Strict +, writes (22 May 2008):
 I prefer the old Jules Verne classics.
Like "Twenty Thousand Viruses Under the Skin" or "Around the Genitals in Eighty Spots".
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 May 2008): Hehe good one there!
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 May 2008): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionWatch for crabs on the beach, nasty little things! Pop up when you least expect them.
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 May 2008): Are they showing that movie "Herpes never leaves" I missed seeing it the first time, but I hear that it comes up often...
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 May 2008): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionAah good points! See, like I said, the fun never stops!
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 May 2008): And why not stop to watch the thrushes in the park on your great trip?
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reader, Fiona xxx +, writes (21 May 2008):
 Good article!
You missed you could go for the morning after pill, to prevent an unplanned pregnancy. But suffer an agonizing period - another fly in the ointment.
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