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*ew2itall
writes:My boyfriend is into all fluids that are produced by the body and his "fetish" has now gotten out of control. He wants me to take a laxative before anal sex so that i can s!%t on him during sex. If he's in my anus will the poop come out?.... and telling him i wont do it is NOT an option!
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reader, Dr.LanceMerryweather  +, writes (19 January 2010):
 Well done, New2itall, baby, you really made me laugh with that one! Glad things are going YOUR way.
Best wishes, Lance.
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reader, New2itall +, writes (19 January 2010):
New2itall is verified as being by the original poster of the questioni just wanted to say thank you for all of ur comments
( good and bad ) i decided to take Dr. Merryweathers advice... and yes u were rite he changed his mind about the idea QUICKLY! i guess hes gonna stay off of the porn sites looking for new ideas.... LMAO and i dont have to worry about him telling any1 about it since hes the 1 that "took it"
i guess now my only problem is how do i break up with him cause every time i look at him i see him in a whole new lite..... a brown 1
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reader, anonymous, writes (18 January 2010): classic case of being dominated,,
"and telling him i wont do it is NOT an option!"
You are worried about and don't want to do something and yet you refuse to say,"Nope I'm not doing that!"
Given what you said there isn't even a question here.
Just go buy plastic sheets and plan on having messy smelly sex.
Do let us know after he does the same to you.
I've heard of "swapping spit" before this the next level?
barf-yuck-gross.. definitely kinky.. lol..
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reader, Angzw  +, writes (18 January 2010):
Poop would probably come out if you take a laxative. Since you are of a reasonable age and seeing that there are people who do nasty shyt like this (no pun intended), my advice is that you do it in the shower with the water running, not on your nice silk sheets. If you use a laxative that you insert into your anus then you are likely to poop within 5 to 10 mins. If you take the kind you swallow then it can take between 3 and 8 hours for you to wanna go. I am gagging just imagining the smell and his dik covered with excrement :-(. But that's just my judgemental opinion; I guess you are adults and stuff but I hope you never dump him (no pun) because I can just hear him spitefully telling your future man how shytty you were!! LOL.
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reader, anonymous, writes (18 January 2010): takes the sayings ;
"i feel like crap"
"oh shit"
"do not shit on me"
" taking the piss out on someone"
to a whole new different level.
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reader, Dr.LanceMerryweather +, writes (18 January 2010):
Yea, go along with it but make absolutely sure you shit right in his face. He may then change his mind.
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reader, Not My Name  +, writes (18 January 2010):
 Ah what the hell, if your gunna do something like this out of 'love' (and no I must not have ever loved anyone either if this is the benchmark ..lol) why not go all out. Screw the laxatives, ... just drink a tblspn of bi carb soda in water and an hour or so later you should have explosive diahorrea and be able to give him a really good covering.
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reader, pinktopaz +, writes (18 January 2010):
LOL, I'm just trying to get a clearer idea, celiaaletta. Maybe I've just never loved before...maybe you find your true love when you can't say "no" to a good fresh, steaming crap on your stomach.
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reader, pinktopaz +, writes (18 January 2010):
So if he told you to jump off a cliff and kill yourself, no wouldn't be an option because you love him? If he wanted to eat your crap afterward would you also follow through because you love him?
But just to answer your question, if you took a laxative and if you gotta go and his penis is in there, yeah you can end up taking a crap on him that way too.
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reader, pinktopaz +, writes (18 January 2010):
I agree, you have a lot of options and NO is one of them. Seriously...feces that's just dirty and he could get an infection and that potentially puts you in danger of getting one. If you don't want to do it, you can say no and you should. It sounds like you don't want to follow through with the act, and I don't blame you.
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reader, cherrypit +, writes (18 January 2010):
No is not an option then your not in a relationship your in a mental prison no one can make you do any act like that unless you want to so i suggest you do some r
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reader, New2itall +, writes (18 January 2010):
New2itall is verified as being by the original poster of the questionNO is not an option because i love this man! and like he says " we r both adults and its time to try new things". the other things that we tried i came to like ( or love )but i just cant make myself get into the poop thing. we just started having anal sex and im stil tryin to get use to that! lol
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reader, anonymous, writes (18 January 2010): Last time I checked we are all allowed to say NO to something we don't want to do. It sounds like you want to please him at the risk of your own comfort.
You need to re-evaluate your sexual compatibilities with one another. Do you enjoy the other fluids fetish stuff you have engaged in? Do you think it is something you can learn to like? Remember that your body is your body, not his, and you can draw the line whenever you want. And he should respect that. If he can't accept that then probably you guys might be more compatible with other people.
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