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writes:HeyOk. This is a true story and I need help. My girlfriend and I recently decided to try new things in our relationship. We decided to try anal sex for the first time ever. Here is the problem: The night we decided to try it, it was the same night as a big house party at my house. So there were a lot of friends and even some strangers at the house.My friend "Dan" is a major prankster and I had recently confined in him about my g/f and my idea to try anal sex. I randomly left the anal lube I had purchased in the bathroom cabinet days prior to the party and didn't think anything of it. So long story short, most people had left while a few passed out in my basement. So my g/f and I retired to the bedroom. I grabbed the lube before entering the room and we started. Half way through our experince, I could not pull out. I was stuck inside her. I pulled out as hard as I could and she moaned in pain. I discovered later that my prankster friend switched the lube with super glue. My g/f really almost got hurt. It was embarrasing. What should I do? Should I press charges? It also caused me some pain. I was/am irate! ThanksBenson
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reader, rcn +, writes (24 October 2007):
 You need to press charges. This could have been worse. Do you want him to not learn his lesson, then what's next? When I was in Military School years ago, someone played a prank and super glued a guys eyelids closed. They had to be surgically opened. I can't remember if we ever found out who did it. I know I had everyone outside doing push up and other exercises trying to get a confession.
That's what I'd do. Press charges, and tell the guy to stay the hell away from you.
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reader, Benson Bruno +, writes (24 October 2007):
Benson Bruno is verified as being by the original poster of the questionThis was not a hoax. My would-be bud removed a portion of lube from the tube, and replaced the missing portion with super glue. I never actually touched the would-be lube with my hands, just squeezed it. It did rip some flesh, sadly. I may press charges.
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reader, anonymous, writes (23 October 2007): Like Dextro69 said, this is obviously a hoax,after having squeezed the glue into your hand it would have stuck instantly, and you wouldn't have got any further, and besides it only comes in tiny tubes, coz its so strong. but if there is some truth in it, theres a lesson learned.
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reader, anonymous, writes (23 October 2007): Like Dextro69 Iam new to this site, and Ido think this is definatly a hoax. If its super glue like I have ever used, and no not my privates, it would stick instantly. And you wouldn't have been able to undo your hand after squeezing the glue into yor hand.
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reader, anonymous, writes (23 October 2007): Regardless whether this is a hoax question or not, your prankster 'friend' isn't much of a friend if he can do something so stupid in the first place without considering the harmful effects of superglue when used internally for sex.
I was thinking that pressing charges is kind of harsh, but someone like that needs to be punished and not by a counter-prank either. This could have had some serious physical and possibly emotional reprocussions (sp?). So yes, pressing charges would be a good idea, and also keep a medical record since it will be needed to prove this happened.
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reader, rcn +, writes (23 October 2007):
I think with something like that, pressing charges would be an important thing to do.
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reader, Dextro69  +, writes (23 October 2007):
 This sounds like a total hoax amended slightly from the script of American pie 2.
If you had had anal sex with super glue insted of lube if the glue didnt burn a hole into any condom you had on then it would have attached the condom the anal canal and apart from the pain whould have ripped it to shreds, if no condom was used then the penis would have attached to the canal and been ripped the shreds as well.
either way it whould have ment a trip to A&E / ER for you both at a min.
and thats if you where able to remove the penis by yourselfs in the first place.
tho i have only just joined this site i wish people wouldnt try and get kicks out of posting fake problems there are people out there who need the help this site provides and do not desevre to be mocked buy silly pranks.
if this is a genuine post i appolgise for been harsh and no do not sue as you could have read the tube befor you used it. a tube of lube is totaly diffrent to a tube of superglue.
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reader, anonymous, writes (23 October 2007): What a horrible prank to pull on someone ! this is dangerous, to have super glue inside of your girlfriend could have turned out in an emergency. Suppose she or you had a allergic reaction to the chemical in that glue , what would have happen.Prank or not he should have considered the dangers behind the prank. I would say do what your gut tells you to. This is outrageous and so stupid of that guy.
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