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writes: I find the characters in "South Park" kind of attractive, is this a reason to be concerned?I mean, they are nine years old.And they are not real. Reply to this Question
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2010): Haha yeah I did like Chef, mean it was sweet how he was a father figure to them and treated the as equals so it was sad when he died... there are kind of classic scene that need to happen like standing at the bus stop, the school from outside with the bell ringing, and "hello children" "hey Chef" "how's it going?" "bad" "why bad?" "......" "let me sing you a little song about sweet lovin'"... that was pretty funny so I've got to say I do miss him as a character.And yeah Mr. Hankey is gone for now, at least I don't think he's been mentioned since series 6. I actually liked the first one where Kyle ended up in a mental hospital and took prozac though... that was awesome.Also Chef died in the season 10 premiere because Isaac Hayes left the show over them lampooning scientology, and they basically had it so that he joined a club that promoted child molestation (unknowingly) and when the boys went to rescue him he fell off a bridge that had caught on fire, got impaled on a rock and was eventually eaten by mountain lions. Or something like that... it was just fairly gruesome.:-(
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 March 2010): No, it's cos they have adult humour . What is wrong with fancying funny guys? It's not like you like their appearence.
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reader, SirenaBlusera  +, writes (26 March 2010):
 Haha, at least you're not attracted to Mr. Hanky. Did they ever make any more Christmas specials with him? He was really gross. That episode cracked me up but I couldn't stand to look at Mr. Hanky because he was so nasty.
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reader, SirenaBlusera +, writes (26 March 2010):
I don't think there's anything wrong with not finding Chef sexy. It's all relative. Like we say in Spanish, "En gustos se rompen géneros."
"Stan lemme sing you a little song about the menstrual cycle"
??Ooh baby, yeah, baby hey baby...??
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reader, SirenaBlusera +, writes (26 March 2010):
Chef died?! Oh, no. How the hell did he die? :(
I don't think you're weird, by the way... I think most of us have had a crush on a cartoon character or two. @ everyone else: C'mon, admit it. Now that we have the internet, we can admit it and still enjoy anonymity. That's why I love the internet, people can anonymously admit stuff they wouldn't say in real life. I used to think that I was the only weirdo that did that (other than said friend of mine with the disturbing duck fetish) but apparently it's the norm. You're not weird.
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reader, anonymous, writes (25 March 2010): I can see why you might think that SirenaBlusera but you know it just isn't my cup of tea. I think Matt Stone ad Trey Parker have hot computer enhanced, cranky voices when programmed to sound like fourth graders. The thing is though I am kind of attracted to femininity and Chef is a fairly dominant, masculine character so he doesn't do it for me. Do you thing this makes me a paedo, because my friend seems to think it does... based on the fact I said I thought it was hot that Kyle struggled to pronounce "innapropriate" words... okay yeah I'm not going to go into that because I think he was kind of right.
Also Eric Cartman was a litte **** for the first few seasons but in some of the later ones he's portrayed as being intelligent, manipulative and somewhat insecure. There's for more depth to his character.
Also the things is they don't hav the MINDS of grade schoolers because they use a lot of complex vocabulary, and voice political opinions which most real-life grad-scoolers on't. And they have more young-teenage voices in the seasons seasons. Okay I don't I'm trying t justify this lalala and it's still really weird but you know.
Also I'm only attracted to the child characters... like I don't think Randy Marsh is hot at all, and he seems to be an "acceptable" character to fancy, along with Chef obviously. I guess it's just the big eyes, no nose, no chin, no legs thing.
My friend said I should get therapy to contradict this. If I wasn't already a complete nutcase I'd probably agree with him...
Also I don't thinks Chef is the life of the show but that's me. Chef died in Season 10 and they still throw out some good episodes.
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reader, SirenaBlusera +, writes (24 March 2010):
Well, Isaac Hayes has a hot voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh8qu7Z-NJ0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPv1tclfCkU&feature=related
Chef cracks me up!!!!! He's pretty much the life of that show. I think Eric Cartman is a little sh*t. No offense.
I think, anon, that you might actually be serious... I'm sorry that I implied that you were joking. But come to think of it, I know people that have admitted that they were attracted to anthropomorphic cartoon animals. NOT me. But plenty of totally normal people.
I am NOT gonna mention names, because I promised this person I wouldn't tell, but a guy confessed to me that he thought the witch from Ducktales was hot... can't remember her name but she was always trying to steal Scrooge's lucky dime.
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 March 2010): Chef is NOT hot! At least not to me...
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reader, Miamine  +, writes (24 March 2010):
 Shaft!!! Now your talking.. mmmmmmm
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reader, eyeswideopen  +, writes (24 March 2010):
 See? There's proof the 70's really DID happen.
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 March 2010): No it's not a joke, it's just phrased like one to make it more accessible.
And Chef doesn't really do it for me... I like Kyle if you must know.
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reader, SirenaBlusera +, writes (24 March 2010):
Is this a joke? I could understand if it were the Chef but seriously, grade school kids?
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (24 March 2010):
Well at least you know they aren't real, that's the first step. The second step would be to turn off the TV and get a hobby.
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 March 2010): Well, you have to start dying in extremely gruesome ways, and then I might take you up on it.
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reader, Boredatwork +, writes (24 March 2010):
 I look just like kenny do you want my number? lol
But seriously, id say you do have some confusion going on here. Maybe you need to focus your attention on a guys at school/collage instead.
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