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How does he get 11" out of 5 or 6?

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Question - (16 June 2009) 6 Answers - (Newest, 21 June 2009)
A female United Kingdom age 36-40, *x- B -x- writes:

Hey! this is quite an embarrassing question - its about my b/f - lets call him todd. Right so Todd is always boasting about how big his penis is. ... according to him its around 11 inches. I knew he was being over the top and it wasn't until the other night when he had just given me oral when I was returning the favour that I noticed for the first time just how tiny it was... I mean seriously - it was like 5 inches maybe 6! I didnt say anything to him but Todd keeps boasting and I feel I need to talk to him about his mis-calculation of measurment ..... but I dont know how! I dont want to cramp his style but Im afraid he's gonna end up really embarrassing himself on night.... what should I do?

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A female reader, misswalston United States +, writes (21 June 2009):

misswalston agony auntYea, he got some nerves cheating on you with that little thing. I am very sorry about that. I hope things will work out fine, but I am sure you will be okay. He wasn't worth you anyway........

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A female reader, -x- B -x- United Kingdom +, writes (21 June 2009):

-x- B -x- is verified as being by the original poster of the question

-x- B -x- agony auntthanks guys xx but unfortunatly I found out he cheated on me :( and we broke up ... rather explosively xxx - B x

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (17 June 2009):

Sounds like a metric/imperial problem! You might as well let him believe what he wants - it's not going to change the reality. It's always a bad idea to tell a guy he is lacking when it comes to this. Just drop it :)

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A female reader, misswalston United States +, writes (17 June 2009):

misswalston agony auntAsk him why does he think his penis is 11 inches? Did he measure it. Why don't you measure it, but do it in a way that won't offend him............. Maybe he does know that it is small and he does that to build himself up.......Men do those sort of things, just like a man will act like he is the bomb in the bed and you know different, but they need to find all kinds of ways to boost themselves up...Women, when it comes to sex, we don't do that because we already know what we are capable of doing........

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A reader, anonymous, writes (16 June 2009):

Try casually leaving a ruler on your nightstand.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (16 June 2009):

maybe he is measuring in cms and not inches?

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