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How do I rejuevenate it's once supple skin.

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Question - (4 April 2008) 5 Answers - (Newest, 4 April 2008)
A male United Kingdom age 36-40, anonymous writes:

My penis has shrivelled up like a fig in the bath. How do i rejuevenate it's once supple skin. Should i go to hospital?

Any advise on how it happened?

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A male reader, Danielepew Mexico +, writes (4 April 2008):

Danielepew agony auntIt took me a second to decide on this: no, I don't want to see your "once" glorious member.

If this is serious, and I still doubt it, go to a doctor. But first make sure you're not blowing this out of proportion.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (4 April 2008):

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Danielepew this is a serious post and i bet if you had ever seen my once glorious member then you wouldnt find this the slightest bit funny. thanks :|

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A reader, anonymous, writes (4 April 2008):

Hi, sometimes due to temperature and many other factors a penis will change size and look differently. Most of the time it will return to normal if left alone.

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A male reader, Danielepew Mexico +, writes (4 April 2008):

Danielepew agony auntIs this post serious? Do you really want advice on this?

If it is, my recommendation is that you don't go to the hospital. The people there will laugh so much that your penis might just hide, like a turtle in her shell, and never come out again.

I have an idea how it happened. It just died!

This reminds me of a joke. A man goes to the doctor (maybe you, poster?) and asks him to check his penis. The doctor says "I don't find anything wrong with your penis". And the patient goes "See! That's what I keep telling my wife!"

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (4 April 2008):

when did you notice this happened eh??

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