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writes: When I was in my twenties I went on quite a few dates. I had been meeting guys through the personal ads. I always tried to stay safeso I would take my own car to meet them. I met this guy in the mall and we never talked about what the other would be wearing so I thought I was never gonna find him. We met in a mall and for some reason I kept seeing this guy staring at me. I didn't want to approach him and I was on the second level and he was on the first. When I took the escalator down to see if it was him he was gone. Then I saw him on the second floor and he stared at me again. We finally met on the first floor and talked and laughed. He had bought some wine coolers and wanted to know if I wanted to go to his car and drink them. I said that I would meet him with my car. So we were drinking them, well I was sipping it and he urged me to gulp it down and says, "Why are you drinking so slowly it's like water, there is hardly any alcohol in them." A few minutes later he pulls down his zipper and pulls out his p---- and I was shocked so I told him I was going home. He calls me a few days later apologizing about his behavior saying,"I'm so sorry it must have been the wine coolers." My girlfriend said to me, "He told you that the wine coolers had hardly any alcohol, but uses the excuse that they made him pull down his zipper?" So funny! Reply to this Question
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reader, anonymous, writes (12 September 2013): Depending on the ages, here, this could have been in the 1980s, when open alcohol in cars may not have been illegal, and people weren't so concerned about it in general :) but then what do I know, I was 4 when the 80s ended.
A promising start...it was kinda cute until the zipper came down. Egh...
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reader, So_Very_Confused  +, writes (12 September 2013):
 yes open alcohol in a car is illegal
also getting into a car with a stranger is dangerous..
Next time do what the police do and have CAR 69 drive side to driver side... you are safe in your car and yet close enough to talk face to face to the creeps you meet...
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reader, R1  +, writes (12 September 2013):
 You can still get arrested for drink driving in a parked car!
But yes, we have all been young and naive lol ;)
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reader, anonymous, writes (12 September 2013): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionWe were in a parked car and my car was next to his so we weren't driving. Hey I was young and naive.
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reader, R1 +, writes (12 September 2013):
Why were you drinking and driving??
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reader, Sageoldguy1465 +, writes (11 September 2013):
 Doesn't that just show to go you that we guys will do anything - nothing is too outlandish - to get your girls to remove your clothing and proceed to make yourselves available for our pleasure????
Good story....
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reader, Intrigued3000  +, writes (11 September 2013):
 Lol...I once went on a date with a guy who turned out to be a woman pretending to be a guy. I remember looking at the person and thinking something is not quite right here. The date did not last very long:)
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reader, anonymous, writes (11 September 2013): Ok I have had lots of crazy dates but one Red Flag hat sticks out to me...you don't know this guy and you ge in his car AND drink wine coolers? What did you think he was gonna show you his good report card?
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reader, anonymous, writes (11 September 2013): Ok I have had lots of crazy dates but one Red aflac that sticks out to me...you don't know this guy and you ge in his car AND drink wine coolers? What did you think he was gonna show you his good report card?
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (11 September 2013):
 "cough"
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