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writes:Crazy US Sex Laws...Ever heard of them or any others that are crazy like these. I find it hilarious!!1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
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reader, anonymous, writes (30 September 2008): This is just the sort of subject for inclusion in the forum pages, no doubt others would follow with similar bunkum!
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reader, michelleAKAmandi +, writes (30 September 2008):
michelleAKAmandi is verified as being by the original poster of the question As I stated, I so don't believe all of these to be true and know some NOT to be, I merely posted them for a laugh because some of them are funny. Actually some of them are just stupid!!!
Agree with ya about the bunkum Uncle Phil!
Michelle
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 September 2008): These 'laws' sound to me like one of those email round-robins that are complete nonsense. Tisha-1 is good at sorting truth from fiction, but I guess this lot will keep her busy for at least an hour doing the research!
Personally, I think most of it is bunkum!
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reader, michelleAKAmandi +, writes (29 September 2008):
michelleAKAmandi is verified as being by the original poster of the questionOh yeah, not like I believe all of these are enforceable laws. I know a couple of them are, however; they are hilarious and that is why I posted them and here are a few more....
1. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
2. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.
3. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law LOL!)
4. During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
5. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
6. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. [Hmmm... okay, there's one place with a law that makes sense... -psl]
7. In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
8. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
9. The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
10. Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
11. A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
12. An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".
The following important amendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses."
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. [Not to be confused with the myth about "rule of thumb"'s origin
In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job -for men only- called a corset inspector.)
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
(Oh who comes up with this mess?.... LMAO
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