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writes:I hate my brother. Hes younger than me, but bigger. Fatter. He cant move fast but he throws a mean punch. Mainly at me. For years I have been putting up with it, I have to, my parents dont believe me. Infact recently my dad forgot my 16th birthday a few weeks after buying my brother a PS3. Great. About half an hour ago my brother got mad and decided to grab me,trip me over and slam me backwards onto a stone floor. I cant sit im in so much pain. But enough is enough. How can I get back at him? Sneakily though.. I wanted to put worms in his bed, but I'd just get into trouble. I need pranks. Something that will realy annoy him. I dont care if he takes it out on me, this is all I have. I need help. Please tell me how to fight back. Reply to this Question
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reader, anonymous, writes (18 December 2011): well...
it all depends on how old your brother is! you wouldn't play the same prank on a 12 year old boy as you would on a 7 year old girl.
putting worms in his bed would probably get you told of so maybe you could call him on his phone and tell him that earlier he orders 100 garden gnomes and ask him when he wants them delivered! remember to disguise your voice so that he won't know its you! good luck!!!!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 November 2008): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionOk thanks! But urjently need to know, the nail polish thing, will I be able to get it off?! Without ruining the machine cos if I break a 400 squid machine im screwed tbh... they will know its me no question :( x
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 November 2008): glue all of his stuff down with super glue and then you can take some toilet paper and put it down and when he gets up it will be stuck to his butt
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reader, oldfool  +, writes (16 November 2008):
 My goodness, you sound like a female Harry Potter!
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reader, anonymous, writes (16 November 2008): i have to agree with the nail polish, hand in warm water, and laxatives. another way is to get oreos, remove the frosting and put toothpaste it them. or if he has an alarm clock, try changing the time to 2 in the morning
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reader, anonymous, writes (16 November 2008): The greatest, non-harmful way to get back at him- immobilize his PS3.
Get some clear nail polish, and when he's not around, unnplug the plug from the wall. But the nail polish on the prongs and let it dry.
The nail polish acts as an insulator that keeps the electricity from powering the PS3, without damaging anything.
The PS3 is perfectly fine, but there's not electricity, and on top of that, because the nail polish is clear no one can tell.
Be completely mum about it when your brother throws a fit.
Make sure he has no way of blaming you as well.
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reader, SinVA  +, writes (16 November 2008):
Forget this social services crap, thats too extreme.
I got a younger brother too and we would fight constantly. Just get him in other ways. You say he is bigger than you right? so make fun of him, pull some pranks on him, put his hand in hot water while he is sleeping and watch him piss himself, mix laxatives into his favorite soda or juice, anything.
If he hits you, hit him back, he is your younger brother, don't back down. Learn where pressure points are and you will own him. You know the point above your shoulder below your neck where your collar is? On yourself, right now, reach your hand up and poke down hard until you find the spot around there that reaaaaaaly hurts when you put alot of pressure on it. Thats a pressure point, and there are a ton of them around your body. Next time he pulls some shit like pushing you down, get up and grab that pressure point and dont let go until he is begging you.
If you are anything like me and my brother, eventually you guys will get older and become friends, right now though, at your age, its all out war.
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reader, helpjayne +, writes (15 November 2008):
 You could take away his PS3 games, all of them and hide then behind your CD's in your cases but I really think your parents are being really unfair. Sit them down an tell them that you're sick of this and if it happens again you will call social services, why should you have to suffer at the hands of your younger brother and if your brother goes near you again snap his games or threaten him that you will or tell him that you'll call the police or something. You really need to get help for this you don't deserve to be living in fear of your younger brother. You could tell all of his friends an embarrassing secret of his. xhoped i could help in anyway!
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reader, Emilysanswers +, writes (15 November 2008):
Call the social services and tell them you are being physically abused.
When they turn up and talk to your parents that will get him in hot water and make your parents pay attention.
If you have bruises then you have proof.
Good Luck!! xx
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